LET'S GET RIGHT INTO IT.
IT IS A BIG WEEK FOR THE PEACHMENT INQUIRY AGAINST
DONALD TRUMP BECAUSE IT'S BEEN ANNOUNCED THAT PUBLIC HEARINGS
WILL BEGIN ON WEDNESDAY, BROADCAST NETWORKS ARE SAYING
THEY WILL SKIP REGULAR PROGRAMMING TO SHOW THE
TESTIMONY.
NOW DON'T TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS BECAUSE I'M GOING TO BINGE WATCH
IT ALL THIS WEEKEND.
(LAUGHTER) HERE'S THE THING, RIGHT.
IF YOU ARE GOING TO INTERRUPT MY FAVORITE DAY TIME TELEVISION
SHOWS, I HAVE A COMPROMISE.
THE IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS SHOULD BE RUN BY SWRUJ JUDY.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) --UDGE JUDY.
>> James: CAN YOU IMAGINE?
NOW OF COURSE ALL OF THE NETWORKS ARE EXCITED AND THEY'RE
TRYING TO PROMOTE IT FOR A RATINGS BOOST.
NBC IS ADVERTISING IT AS LAW & ORDER SV-UKRAINE.
(LAUGHTER) WE WANTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT
THIS, ACCORDING TO A NEW BOOK TRUMP'S FORMER U.N. AMBASSADOR
NIKKI HALEY CLAIMS THAT SEVERAL WHITE HOUSE STAFFERS INCLUDING
SECRETARY OF STATE REX TILLERSON TRIED TO RECRUIT HER TO
UNDERMINE PRESIDENT TRUMP IN ORDER TO QUOTE SAVE THE COUNTRY.
WHICH SAY PRETTY WEIRD BRALG, DISSH TSH BRIBE, ISN'T IT THESE
GUYS THEY WANTED ME TO SAVE THE COUNTRY BUT I AM D COUNTRY BUT
I'M LIKE NO WAY, GET ANOTHER SUCKER, IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER
REX TILLERSON, HE ONCE CALLED DONALD TRUMP A QUOTE [BLEEP]
MORON.
(LAUGHTER) I DON'T HAVE A JOKE HERE.
I JUST LIKE RELIVING THAT FOND MEMORY.
(LAUGHTER) (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
IN OTHER NEWS, DONALD TRUMP, JR. IS OUT PROMOTING HIS NEW BOOK
AND HIS APPEARANCE LAST NIGHT AT UCLA DIDN'T GO SO WELL.
HIS SUPPORT ARES WERE SO UPSET THAT HE WOULDN'T BE HOLDING A Q
& A THAT THEY ENDED UP HECKLING HIM UNTIL HE WALKED OUT.
NOW I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS BUT LET'S START WITH THIS.
DONALD TRUMP, JR. HAS SUPPORTERS?
(LAUGHTER) WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?
AT ONE POINT THINGS GOT SO BAD THAT DONALD, JR.'S GIRLFRIEND
GOT UP TO YELL AT THE HECKLERS AND KEEP IN MIND, THESE PEOPLE
ARE HIS FANS.
>> BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT MAKING YOUR PARENTS PROUD BY BEING RUDE
AND DISRUPTIVE AND DISCOURTIOUS.
WE ARE HAPPY TO ANSWER A QUESTION, RESPECT THE PEOPLE
AROUND YOU SO THAT THEY CAN HEAR.
>> James: SEEMS LIKE EVERYONE WAS HAVING A GREAT TIME.
SHE HAD TO TELL THEM TO STOP BE SO AGGRESSIVE AND RUDE AND THEY
WERE LIKE WE'RE TRUMP VOTERS.
AGGRESSIVE AND RUDE, THAT'S KIND OF OUR THING.
THAT'S-- SHE TOLD THE AUDIENCE YOU ARE NOT MAKING YOUR PARENTS
PROUD BY BEING RUDE AND DISRUPTIVE.
YEAH, RIGHT.
THIS IS THE PART THAT'S NOT MAKING THEM PROUD.
WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT, SON.
>> I WENT TO A DONALD, JR. LECTURE.
>> I'M PROUD OF YOU.
I BOOED HIM.
>> YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THE FAMILY, GET OUT.
DONALD, JR. HAS A NEW BOOK, NICKI HALEY HAS A NEW BOOK,
MEANWHILE ERIC TRUMP WAS BACK HOMEWORK ON HIS NEW BOOK ANDE
CAN REVEAL, HE STILL HASN'T FOUND WALDO.
MOVING ON.
(APPLAUSE) MOVING ON, IN OTHER NEWS,
INSTAGRAM HAS ANNOUNCED THAT LIKES WILL BE DISAPPEARING FROM
ER ACCOUNTS AS EARLY AS THIS WEEK.
YEAH, LIKES ARE GONE.
DON'T WORRY THOAT, TWITTER WILL STILL BE THERE TO DESTROY YOUR
SENSE OF SELF-WORTH.
ACCORDING TO INSTAGRAM THEY'RE DOING THIS TO MAKE THE
EXPERIENCE BETTER FOR YOUNG PEOPLE.
SURE, THERE ARE STILL PLENTY OF UNREALISTIC BODY STANDARDS AND
PHOTOS OF PEOPLE HAVING FUN AT PARTS THAT YOU WEREN'T INVITED
TO.
BUT THANK GOD THEY FIXED THE REAL PROBLEM, THE LIKES.
NO MORE LIKES ON INSTAGRAM.
IT MAKES ME THI OF THAT OLD ADAGE IF A MEME GETS POSTED ON
INSTAGRAM AND NO ONE IS THERE TO LIKE IT, IS ST EVEN DANK?
(LAUGHTER) AND FINALLY, A FRENCH ARTIST
UNVEILED AN EXHIBIT AT A UNITED NATIONS BUILDING IN PARIS
RECENTLY AND HIS ART SHOW FEATURED NUDE FIGURES TAKING
SELFIES.
HERE IS ONE OF THEM HERE, RIGHT.
SO WELL, THE ARTIST IS NOW UPSET BECAUSE THE U.N. CONSIDERED THE
SKULL TURES INDECENT AND THEIR SOLUTION WAS TO MAKE THE FIGURES
WEAR, AND WE'RE NOT MAKING THIS UP, THONG UNDERWEAR.
WHICH FOR SOME REASON IS WAY MORE DISTURBING.
THEY PUT A THONG ON A STATUE, WHICH IS REALLY CONFUSING TO ME.
NOT THE SENSORSHIP PART BUT HOW IN THE WORLD DID THEY GET A
THONG ON A STATUE WHEN HIS FEET ARE WELDED TO THE BASE.
THIS IS TROUBLING.
I HOPE PUTTING WORKS OF ART IN UNDERWEAR DOESN'T BECOME A NEW
TREND.
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS FAMOUS PAINTING BECOMING THIS.