(audience applauding) (Emily laughs)
- Kind of like couple alert. - I wore plaid
for a long time,
so I stepped it up. - I know.
I just feel like we look like we belong together.
- We do. (audience laughing)
- We do, don't we? - We do. (laughs)
- Like we're suited for each other, pun intended.
- Same. (audience laughing)
- Okay?
Okay, first of all, people love "Schitt's Creek"
so much- - So much.
- That they named their dogs after you
and your character. - Yes.
(audience applauding and cheering)
- Well, we actually have pictures.
That's a Stevie. - Ah.
- Oh, my God. - Oh.
That's two dogs.
- [Emily] That's two dogs.
That's a Stevie and a David.
I haven't had an Oscar or an Emmy or anything,
but I know that that's better.
(audience laughing)
- I'm so with you.
I'll take a dog over an award
any day. - Yeah, same.
- Okay. (Emily laughs)
(audience applauding)
People ask me sometimes like,
"Have you taken something from a set?
Did you save anything?"
And my answer is like always no,
which is so lame and boring.
And I haven't gotten...
I just haven't taken anything
from sets. - Really?
- But did you? - My answer is everything.
- Oh, wait. (Emily and audience laughing)
What did you take?
- Okay, so I took...
Well, first of all, I think I should preface this with,
at the end of "Creek," everyone was allowed
to take an outfit 'cause all the outfits
were very expensive designer brands.
And I was like, "Um, (chuckles) my outfits
are like I brought from home.
(audience laughing)
They're literally mine,
so I don't think this is fair at all."
- [Drew] Right.
- So I took the giant stag painting behind Stevie's desk.
- [Drew] Really?
- Yes, I also took...
I did this. That's the beginning.
(Emily and audience laughing)
I took...
Oh, whoa, these are all my things.
These are all my things. (audience laughing)
This is my Stevie name tag.
- [Drew] Oh, my God.
- It's my Stevie name tag.
This is... (audience applauding)
This is my key chain.
This is to the Roses' room
in the motel. - Oh, my God.
- Ooh, ooh.
I'm so sorry. (audience laughing)
These are all my things.
- I love it.
We just went into your place and stole them,
so you know. - Oh, okay.
So you're okay with stealing
from my place? - Yeah.
Yes, exactly.
That, I felt like fair game. (Emily laughs)
- This is Mr. Rose's really successful book that he did,
and he put like, "To Stevie." (audience applauding)
- [Drew] That is so cool.
- And this is my favorite thing ever
'cause this is the "Cabaret" playbill,
and look at Moira.
- Oh, my God. - This is Moira,
and that's me.
- This is so cool. (Emily chuckles)
- [Emily] Yeah.
- [Drew] God, I have got to start stealing stuff.
- Right? (audience laughing)
Yeah. - So from now on,
I'm gonna steal.
- Okay, great. (laughs) (audience laughing)
- Okay, I wanna steal this book because I'm so into it.
So will you tell us about this book?
Because I am obsessed with the premise.
- So it's "Amelia Aierwood - Basic Witch."
And the book came about
when I was watching "The Kardashians,"
as one does, (audience applauding)
and I just was watching it, being like,
'cause they're a real family,
and I'm like, if I just happened to be born in that family,
I would be the worst Kardashian.
They would like kick me (audience laughing)
off the show.
So I was like, what if there was one sister
who was kicked out, like who was never in the show
that we don't know about
because she was such a bad influencer person?
(audience laughing)
And so that's how this came about.
Amelia is the least favorite daughter
of her famous witch family, think like the Witchdashians.
- And- (audience laughing)
- What?
- [Drew] The Kardashians are witches.
- Well, they're witches. - Right?
Yeah, okay. - Because-
- Because-
- They're witches.
- Right. - Nice witches.
- Very nice witches. - Magical witches.
- Yes. (audience laughing)
- There are no waist trainers.
- Like I watch "The Kardashians" or see them,
I don't come up with this.
This is brilliant. - (laughs) Yeah.
(audience laughing)
Well, it's... (laughs) (audience applauding)
- This is so fun. - Thank you.
- Now, is it true that before you go to bed,
there's something that you do?
- I mean, that sounds worse than the thing I do.
(all laughing)
That sounds-
- Or it could sound better. (Emily laughs)
- Maybe.
I mean, I do, (Drew laughs)
I do go to sleep to murder podcasts.
- Yes! - Yes.
But I have a theory.
I have a theory because if I'm listening
to a murder podcast, I'm not gonna get murdered.
That would be crazy. (audience laughing)
That would be...
That would...
Right?
- I think you're right. - Right?
- If you're doing it, then it can't happen.
- No, if you got murdered (audience laughing)
listening to a murder podcast,
that would be so like not...
It's like lightning
doesn't strike that plane- - Your next book?
- Ooh, thanks. - And I just wanna be
like you.
I wanna steal things.
- Steal things. - I wanna come up with...
- Mm-hmm. (audience applauding)
- I actually would like to present you with a gift.
It's a teddy bear,
so that when you listen to your murder podcasts-
- Yes. (audience laughing)
(buttons clicking)
- Ah! (audience laughing)
(audience applauding and cheering)
- Oh, my God.
- [Victims] Ah!
- [Victim] Ah!
- Oh, my God, this is the greatest thing ever.
Oh, my gosh. Thank you.
- It's a screaming teddy bear. - Ah!
(audience applauding) (Emily laughs)
Now everybody check out Emily Hampshire.
Emily's book, "Amelia Aierwood - Basic Witch" goes
on sale everywhere tomorrow.
I love the concept.
I think it is so fresh and so fun.
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