What happens when 800 of the world’s most elite footballers
and their managers live together under one roof?
Players stop being polite and start getting...
Real.
This is The Champions.
-After facing Manchester City
our players stopped being polite and started getting
real sad.
-Yes, my first season was a great success. We won the double.
-I thought you only got one trophy.
-What are you talking about?
The League Cup and getting rid of Ronaldo. That's two.
-Oh now Arsenal qualify for the Champions League? Ugh.
-See, I didn't Messi to win another Champions League.
I just needed seven years, a billion dollars,
the most prolific striker in the world,
and zero FFP accountability.
-Ugh, I'm sooo tired.
[weeps]
-B. 9.
-Present.
-That's not how you play the-
[cracking]
Oooo-wee!
-Does anyone else have a ringing in their ear?
It's nonstop, ya know? Like a...
refs whistle.
[creaking] -Uh uh
[crash]
[phone ringing]
-Sorry guys, I gotta take this.
I’m trying to find a new bench to sit on.
[phone ringing]
-Huh. Why is Ronaldo calling me?
-He called me too. I didn't answer.
-Same.
-Poor guy.
I think he's just lonely and wants to be part of the conversation.
-Oof. Things really have changed since the World Cup...
[slurp]
-Ahhhhh.
[muffled cheering]
I never get tired of this view.
-Leo, you've everything you could possibly win.
How are you feeling about your big move to the M.L.-
-Sh sh sh.
I'm just trying to World Cup and chill.
You feel me, bro?
[grunting]
-Ahhhh. -Ahhhh.
-Hey, no hard feelings right?
Aren't these things great?
-Oh yeah, I take mine everywhere.
-Me too. I can't sleep without it.
-Guess who's back? Back again?
Yoooo!
Eminem in the house, boi!
-Wait. Where?
No, I mean us.
M - N - M.
-Ugh. Even his jokes are flopping.
-Yo, let me sweat with you guys.
-Uhhh, I don't think you fit the dress code.
-Look guys, can I say something?
It's cool you both have World Cups now, but...
I kinda feel like the odd striker out.
-So, you're saying you're just not as good as we are?
-Uhhh. Did I?
I'm not?
-Wulp! You said it, not me!
-Hey Kylian! Kylian!
Check this out. It works as a hat!
-Oh, that is top cool! Let me try!
[silly sounds]
[sighs]
[silly sounds]
[glass wipe]
[phone ringing]
-Yo?
-Oh my gosh, Neymar! You picked up! How are you?
I've been thinking about you so much!
-Uh, why? We barely know each other.
-HAHAHA classic Neymar.
You're hilarious.
Hey! I was just thinking...
what if you came to visit me in Saudi Arabia?
We could play a match, pad our stats...
-But I'm injured.
-Honestly, it doesn't matter.
Here they let you just stand on the pitch and collect money.
It's great.
-Yooo, that sounds dope!
Let me pick up my sister, and I'll be right over!
-Excellent.
I'm looking forwards to it.
[hangs up]
-Yes! Yes! Somebody likes me man!
-Soon the mansion will be all mine.
[diabolical laughter]