- I think when we were putting together the writers
it was just the funniest people we could find.
- Everybody was my first choice.
They're the funniest people I know,
and also the worst people I know.
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- From the very beginning, it was like Jessi.
- I first met Jessi just through stand-up
and she had this amazing joke I loved
about how Cosmo writes articles
like "How to Give a Blow Job while You're Crying".
- 2000 men are suing Cosmo magazine for emotional damages.
- I bet you guys didn't know
you could fit a Hanukkah candle in your pee hole.
Well guess what Cosmo?
You can't and now I have to pee in a series of bags.
- [Amy] Gabe Liedman, I know from stand-up.
I would do some shows together at like aidsy places.
- You look ferocious, Amy.
- The gayest, bestest friend a girl could ever have.
I think he would be totally fine with me
describing him that way.
- I'm like a real man, Ame.
- [Amy] Damn.
- I fucked you right in your pussy.
- Tig, I was like, please write for my show.
- Tada.
- Dry wit.
- Tig makes me laugh because she's got,
I don't know, you just interviewed her now, right?
Did she do that cold dead lesbian stand to
the camera she does?
My God, she made me stare into her eyes the other day.
- Will you stare at me for a little while?
I just sometimes stare at him when we're
in the writers' room.
He's just like this huge man.
- He definitely knows how to push buttons
and for that he gets fired several times a week.
- Oh my God, Kurt I totally forgot to tell you this.
- What?
- You're fired.
- Amy runs the show much like a Jim Jones style
Guyanese cult and that's one of the many games
to break you down.
- I started stand-up with him.
He decided that he had like this huge crush on me.
- We actually went on like two dates.
- And then one night I realized like,
why I wasn't interested.
- [Kurt] I look exactly like her dad.
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- She's gross for even having
gone on those two dates with me as far as I'm concerned.
- I think Kurt is hilarious and just a total degenerate.
- The man's orgasm is loud and awful.
- Whoa! Whoa!
- Kurt, don't go subtle.
- Kyle is very like sweet and lovely and then ...
- Nuts! Nuts!
- [Kurt] My favorite sketch is Nutters.
- It's something I thought of a while ago.
It's like Hooters, but it's for women.
- [Kurt] So they showcase their nuts, their like,
nut cleavage.
- It's Nutters.
I mean it's a simple premise.
- I think it should be two sacks.
- [Jessi] Two sacks!
Give me two sacks.
- Come on give me a couple sacks.
- Come on Jim, touch 'em.
- I'm excited it's gonna come to fruition.
- Ouch! Easy Jim.
- I live with Kyle and Tig.
They have bunk beds.
I'm sure they told you that they have bunk beds.
- There they are.
I probably should have cleaned it up first.
- It's pretty ...
- [Kyle] What?
(screams happily)
- Wait a minute.
Wait a minute, Amy.
- We do a lot of bits.
- [Kyle] ♪ Here a lay, by myself, in my poop.
- Some of the things that have happened
at the apartment have popped up in the sketches.
- "♪ And livin' like a swamp"
- "♪ There's a possum in your heart"
- [Kyle] Where did we go?
- Possum in your heart.
- "♪ Possum, possum"
- "♪ Possum's bleeding on your torso"
- "♪ Livin' in your heart"
- [Amy] Working with them and then also living with them
has been so fun.
I'm just weirdly living with these two people
in their forties, that have bunk beds.
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- Vegas.
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I've just been going on the road,
getting ready for the stand-up
that's gonna be on the show.
Nothing makes you as strong as going on the road.
My sister has never been to Vegas.
I feel like she's gonna love it.
Two of you, two of us.
I'll do the math.
Oh shit!
Vegas!
Vegas knows how to fuck you in the ass.
What?
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