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Man there are some baddies out today. You are not lying sir. Look at her Booty (thicc baguette tank)
Okay, oh my god yo, these gotta be the biggest titties I've ever seen in my life son
*MOAREARRAPE*
You know, they look natural to look at him bounce yo, look at that one right there going on spring break. Oh, okay, man
I would tear that shit
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In three days of premium time, but more on that in a second when designing a tank
There are three factors to keep in mind, maneuverability/speed, armor protection and firepower. In an ideal world
you will have an equal balance of all three and you can see this reflected with tanks today
Although there are some variations, some being heavier and some being lighter.
The idea is to have something that won't be a pushover, can get around pretty well
and can kill almost anything it runs into. This video is not about that though.
This is about three tanks that said fuck it to the mobility part, in a very strange period of tank design that resulted in super-heavy vehicles
that almost exclusively didn't see combat
So just as a heads-up, all these vehicles are pretty rare, and there's not a lot of footage of them
So, be prepared to see some clips multiple times or other stuff as filler. Also, be prepared for the cursed watermark
Because CriticalPast is the worst and I am not paying them for something that is in public domain. Okay, let's do this
All right. All right next up to the stage
Hide, your country's hydro resources and hydro spices because she's kind of like everybody here. Welcome to the stage. Good talk to
The TOG II was the second design developed by the special vehicle development committee, made up of people that have worked on
the original British tanks of the first World War that became nicknamed the old gang. This group had a very bad case of
"Dude, the same thing as last time" syndrome, with the designs they came up with. It was even worse with the TOG I.
But TOG II was created with the idea in mind that World War II may devolve into the same trench warfare
scenarios as World War I, and because of that, they created this 80 ton behemoth to break through enemy emplacements
In a World War I style assault, this however, had no basis in reality
from what World War II was, and by the time it got to testing the vehicle was outdated and the project was cancelled.
All that being said though, it did have some good innovations for the outdated design logic that drove its creation including torsion bar (*spring) suspension,
a 12 cylinder diesel electric engine powering two electric motors to drive the sprockets, and a 17 pounder for the main gun
Which is much better than the very underpowered guns proposed to be put into the tog one
but with eight and a half miles an hour for a top speed this thing would have just gotten eaten up on the battlefield and
It's very understandable why it was canceled. There's still one tog two left at the bobbington tank museum that you can see today
This beauty all the way from the city of lights may have run away from you at first, but don't worry
She's a real collaborate here
Give it up for the Shah
The shower to see looks like someone took an ft-17 and elongated it in Photoshop
this design was actually developed during World War one and was planned to be used during the offensives of
1919 had the war not ended
Because of this it had many World War one air elements to its design but also a few forward-thinking ones
Including a three-man turret and interleave road wheels the tank required a small village of 12 men to crew that included four
Machine gunners and a radio operator although missing out the combat of World War one ten of these tanks were activated during the French
Mobilization of 1939 and during this time there were various upgrades made in an attempt to modernize the vehicle mostly by upgrading the armor
But were held back and used for propaganda purposes
As the French High Command realized that they would do more good there than in combat giving the realities of the war
Do you see a theme developing during the battle for France in 1940?
however
six
Operational tanks of the 51st battalion were lost in fighting near the Musa Meuse station with a few being captured by the Germans in eastern
France
grab your oil reserves hold down your
Fortifications because this baby's gonna get you eventually somehow gonna be shit from the US - here it is. They
C95. Let's make the fucking on this is the first design
We'll be discussing that actually had World War two in mind but was created ironically after running into World War one type problems
Once the Allied troops reached the German border they ran into the German defenses of the Siegfried line and although a good amount of its
Defensive capability had been stripped to fortify the Atlantic Wall
It had proven a fairly difficult obstacle to get through the American and British response to this was to create some super-heavy
anti-tank shell immune vehicles to just piledrive right through the British created the tortoise and the Americans created this the
T95 doomed hurtle not actual named a super-heavy self-propelled gun weighing 86th unns mounting a high-velocity
105 millimeter gun the vehicle was designed to be able to absorb shots from German 88 millimeter high-velocity guns
And carried four sets of tracks on a bogie
suspension to help displace the weight
The vehicle did have a lot of problems though being very underpowered
Which resulted in many breakdowns and just the simple fact that with it being so heavy it would have been a nightmare to ship over
Europe never mind finding rail cards that could transporter to the sector needed to be in before the project was completed
The Siegfried line was overrun, but the vehicle continued testing into 1947 to learn about potential future super-heavy designs
But was cancelled once the military realized how ineffective
Super-heavy vehicles were and decided they would no longer pursue research of the two prototypes created one is still in existence
After being lost in the field for 30 years it was taken to the Patent Newseum
And since it closed is now in storage at Fort Benning and will be on display in 2021 the museum opens
The Bob simple tank named after the New Zealand Minister of Works took advantage of the most cutting-edge technology available
Including a tractor base and corrugated iron armor. Oh jesus
What am I doing extremely heavy for its components ranging from 20 to 25 tons?
Its tractor gear and could not handle the sheer power the vehicle commanded causing slow speeds
Breakdowns and the need to stop to change gears. It's six brand guns were very inaccurate when firing from their mounts
This was deemed negligible though as the sheer sight of it on the battlefield would render enemies motionless without even being hit
Unfortunately, this wonder weapon was never able to see service do the Japanese never invaded New Zealand?
But then again the Japanese probably never invaded New Zealand because the Bob simple tank was present to my knowledge
There are no Bob simple tanks left, but you know what? They say the light that burns brightest does not burn for long
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