- You see the piece of bread?
In between my teeth?
- No, I don't see it.
- You have a piece of bread in your teeth?
- Yeah, for breakfast.
- She doesn't have a piece of bread.
- You came on camera with a piece of bread in your teeth?
(laughing)
- Welcome it as a snack.
- Exactly, for later.
I'm always hungry.
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- In one of our shoots from the past three weeks,
our beautiful make up artist Dee introduced us to a product
called insta mattifying thing.
- Insta-Matte. Lipstick Transformer.
- And so then, we tried to shoot a blog about it,
so it could be the intro of this video.
And we fucked it up.
- Yeah, we fucked it up real bad.
(laughter)
That's good. That's a good intro.
- It was a really good vlog too,
it was gonna win an Academy Award,
I don't know if you know that.
- So, Smashbox has this product called Insta-Matte,
and they claim that it will change anything to matte.
It's kinda been in the game for a minute now,
but we've never actually tried it ourselves.
- It's supposed to make shiny lipstick, matte.
- I mean, the thing is, I do like matte stuff.
- And then, it's supposed to make your matte lipstick
more matte, and last longer, and be less drying.
- It just bumps all lipsticks up one step towards desert.
- Wow, you know, when I walked into this, I honestly thought
that we were gonna be wearing like science jackets
and like creating our own formulas, but um.
- Wow Nyla, that would be a much better video.
- Well I guess we should cut and scrap this whole thing.
- No.
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- What is the deal with matte?
- Well, a long time ago, in a time called the nineties,
everyone had shiny mouths.
Which meant that whenever it was windy, all of your
hair stuck to your face.
That's when we signed the No More Shiny Lips Accord of 2002.
- It says, get it on.
(laughter)
- Let's try it, woooo.
- Okay.
- Uh, um.
- Is it
- Um
- The color is changing a little.
- Yeah.
- Is it?
- Yeah, it's getting lighter.
- Wait, what's going on.
- It's like, it's kinda pulling at my lipstick a little bit.
Do you see this?
- [Devin] What?
- Oh yeah, like the instant I do this its like,
it does not take well to this.
- Okay.
- My face looks like a pilling sweater.
- If anything, mine might me more crusty.
- Yeah, mine feels like crust.
- The box does say don't use this with liquid lip.
We didn't listen, and this is what happens.
- I'm confused because it worked, Nyla and Chantel
used liquid lip.
I know, it's doing it to mine too.
(laughter)
I'm so confused, because, why?
- If you rub in your lipstick like that, at least for mine,
it does get crusty again.
- Yeah, whenever I have a matte I feel like I don't
touch my lips to each other.
- Yeah.
- I keep them separated.
Because who knows what trouble they'll get into.
- I got face boogers.
(laughter)
- Don't say that.
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- My lips are a little bit stained.
That's not because of the Insta-Matte Lipstick Transformer,
it's due to this.
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- Transformer.
- That's what it says.
Insta-Matte, lipstick transformer.
Look look look look look look.
- Kristin, I feel like the rest of this video
is just gonna make you mad, because we're literally
just testing the boundaries of this thing,
we're not following the directions at all.
- Rules are there for a reason.
They're to keep us safe and happy.
- I know.
- Imma go crazy.
- [Devin] Now this is like, Christina Aguilera.
- Oh yeah. Too dirty to clean my act up.
(laughing)
- Ever since I went blonde, pink lips make me so happy.
I feel like it's just leaning in
to the Britney of your blonde.
- Let's try this for real.
Love to follow the rules.
- I'm more so mad about the mattifying.
- [Devin] Yeah.
- [Nyla] It's like all over my teeth right now.
- Um, but I think it did a pretty good job,
considering that this is like
ultra shine, ultra metallic.
And now it's, it's definitely like much more matte.
And it kinda makes it look less translucent.
- Ugh. - Ugh.
- Whoa, that's a huge difference.
- Huge difference.
- Because yours was shiny, now it's not.
- It's very matte.
And it does, like you were saying, it does
make the color a little different.
- Yeah, and mine started matte, but like the color
is a little richer now.
- Yeah
- There's a lot happening with the lipsticks
that we've put on.
So, I will give it some credit.
However, I would not go out with the lipstick
and the matte together, because my teeth are turning blue.
- I want to try it with actually shiny lipstick now.
- We are going to.
- Well hot diggity dog.
- That's breaking the rules though, Kristin.
- No it's not, that's what it supposed to do.
- It's not supposed to do it on high gloss.
- Well not on high gloss.
You're not supposed to use it on, you know,
nineties Bonnie Bell lip gloss.
But like, we got some shiny stuff in here.
- I was planning on doing that though.
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- This very clearly says, not for use with glosses.
And so, we know that this should not work,
but we're going to try it anyways, because who knows,
maybe it will.
- We've had this unicorn snot in our beauty closet for,
it feels like years.
- It's been like three months.
- Okay, it's been three months.
- When you've got long hair and lip gloss...
You know what happens.
- Oh, I didn't know.
(laughing)
I was like wait, what? Oh, got it.
- Much blue.
- Does this make me look like I love Hot Topic?
- You look like you made out with a Smurf.
- You want to read my poetry later?
- It's doing it.
It's like not sticking to my lips though.
- It's not going great, I will say that.
- On a scale of one to 10, how good is it going?
- It's going like a negative four.
- Oh, shit.
- I'm impressed that it worked for the lip gloss.
I'm not like, I'm not jumping up and down about it,
but I am impressed that it worked for the lip gloss.
- We're now gonna take the Insta-Matte Lipstick Transformer
and use it on the silliest things we can find.
Because who knows what it's limits are?
- Okay, we're going to mattify this door handle.
- This is my shiny hot car,
and we're gonna see if I can mattify it.
- [Devin] What do we have here?
- Well, first we're gonna wipe the sign clean.
- [Chantel] We're just doing our little dabs.
- [Kristin] See how matte it can get.
Well that works.
- [Devin] That does work.
- [Kristin] It is mattifying technology at its finest.
There's a lot of texture here I didn't think was
going to be here.
- [Devin] What is this stuff?
- It mattifies by changing the texture of the lipstick,
so instead of like allowing the lipstick to just
reflect light, it sort of diffuses the light
a bunch of different ways.
- What can't you mattify? That's the real question.
- [Devin] So would you say that breaking the rules
brought you more insight and intel into this product?
Eh? Eh?
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