THIS MORNING GIGANTIC NEWS WITH PAUL METAPHOR AND RICK
GATES FROM THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN.
AND THEN GEORGE PAPADOPOULOS ANOTHER CAMPAIGN ADVISOR
FOR THE PRESIDENT HAS TURNED EVIDENCE AGAINST HIM.
THE ENTIRE INTERNET IS BUZZING AND FOX NEWS KNOWS THIS AS WELL.
THE BURGER EMOJI CAUSING A FRENZY ONLINE.
CAN YOU SEE WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?
THE CHEESE IS UNDERNEATH THE HAMBURGER.
WHO DOES THAT?
COMPARED TO COMPETITORS GOOGLE APPEARS TO BE THE ONLY TECH
COMPANY PUTTING CHEESE BELOW THE PATTY.
THIS IS NUCLEAR LEVEL DISTRACTION.
THE INTERNET IS BUZZING ABOUT WHERE THE CHEESE GOES IN
A
CHEESEBURGER EMOJI.
HERE IS MORE.
THAT'S TRUE, IT'LL TASTE THE SAME.
WAY TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF
THAT.
GOOD WORK.
HEY, JANICE, WHAT'S BAD FOR GOOGLE, I GOOGLED IT AND IT
SAID THAT THE CHEESE SHOULD BE ON TOP OF THE BURGER.
MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE CHEESEBURGERS TO TRY IT OUT?
LET'S ORDER RIGHT NOW.
I AM GLAD THEY ARE GETTING TO THE BOTTOM OF REALLY IMPORTANT
ISSUES ON THIS MONDAY MORNING WITH UNBELIEVABLE NEWS.
NOW, THEY HADN'T GOTTEN THEIR TALKING POINTS YET.
DON'T WORRY, THEY DID.
THE WHITE HOUSE TWEETED AND THEN LATER THEY WOULD RECOVER
AND START TO GO YEAH, THIS INVESTIGATION IS TERRIBLE.
I WILL GET TO THEM, BUT LET'S TALK ABOUT OTHER
PEOPLE'S COMMENTS WERE QUICK AS WELL.
PAUL RYAN IS ASKED ABOUT AND HE SAYS, PEOPLE DESERVE TAX BREAKS,
NOTHING WILL STOP US FROM FOCUSING ON THAT.
THAT'S BASICALLY WHERE A LOT OF OUR TIME AND ATTENTION IS
FOCUSED RIGHT NOW.
IN OTHER WORDS, SQUIRREL.
REPUBLICAN DONORS, DON'T PANIC.
WE'RE TRYING TO GET YOU
TAX BREAKS.
KEEP TRUMP IN OFFICE UNTIL WE GET THE TAX BREAKS.
MEANWHILE ERIC TRUMP, WHICH I THOUGHT HE WAS RUNNING THE
BUSINESS, WHY IS HE SENDING A POLITICAL EMAIL?
HE DOES TO THE TRUMP SUPPORTERS AND IT'S TITLED, STILL STANDING.
I'M STILL STANDING.
IT DID NOT INCLUDE THE SINGING.
WHAT DO THEY WANT?
MONEY.
NOT FOR THE LEGAL DEFENSE FUND YET, FOR THE CAMPAIGN IN 2020?
WE'LL SEE IF YOU GET THERE.
ANYWAY, THEY SAY:
IN OTHER WORDS AS A LOYAL SUPPORTER OF DONALD TRUMP I
KNOW YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THE TRUTH.
ANYWAY, GIVE US MONEY.
BACK TO FOX NEWS.
LATER IN THE DAY THEY DECIDED THE EMOJI
CHEESEBURGER THING IS NOT WORKING SO WHAT ARE WE
GONNA DO INSTEAD OF THAT?
THEY DO THIS INSTEAD.
THAT WAS THE SCREEN GRAB.
IS THAT GRAPHIC LARGE ENOUGH FOR YOU GUYS?
CREDIBILITY IN QUESTION.
FACING QUESTIONS OVER HIS
ROLES AS FBI DIRECTOR DURING OBAMA ERA RUSSIAN URANIUM DEAL.
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
I LITERALLY MADE A VIDEO ABOUT THIS OVER THE WEEKEND
KNOWING THAT THEY WERE GOING TO GO IN THIS DIRECTION
BECAUSE I WAS WONDERING, WHY DO THEY KEEP TALKING ABOUT
HILLARY AND URANIUM ONE YEARS LATER?
WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?
I WAS LIKE OH, YOU
SAY MUELLER WAS AHEAD OF THE FBI DURING THAT TIME AND USED IT
AS AN EXCUSE TO ATTACK MUELLER.
SO THEY FINALLY GOT
THAT TALKING POINT AND THAT'S WHERE THE GRAPHIC COMES INTO
PLAY.
THEY SAY HE'S FACING QUESTIONS.
FROM WHOM?
YOU GUYS.
NO ONE ELSE.
IT'S A COMPLETELY UNRELATED STORY BUT NOT FOX NEWS,
THAT'S THE MAIN STORY ON FOX NEWS.
HERE THEY ARE LATER IN THE DAY.
THIS COMES AS MUELLER FACES GROWING QUESTIONS OVER HIS
CREDIBILITY AND POTENTIAL CONFLICTS OF INTEREST.
I THINK HE NEEDS TO BE VERY VERY CAREFUL ABOUT MAKING
SURE THAT THE PUBLIC BELIEVES THAT HE HAS NO CONFLICTS
AND THAT HIS INTEGRITY ISN'T IN QUESTION.
I THINK THERE ARE ISSUES HERE WHICH HE'S GOING TO HAVE TO
ADDRESS
BECAUSE IT CAN INVOLVE THE INVESTIGATION, WITH THE
INVESTIGATION THE FBI WAS DOING THAT DURING A CRITICAL
TIME DURING TIES WITH RUSSIA WHEN HE WAS HEAD OF THE FBI.
HIS POINT IS THAT HE
IS COMPROMISED AND HE CANNOT
CONDUCT A FAIR AND INDEPENDENT INVESTIGATION.
BY THE WAY, NEW YORK POST AND FOX NEWS ARE OWNED BY ROBERT
MURDOCK, GIANT ALLY OF DONALD TRUMP.
OTHER QUESTIONS ARE JUST ASKING ABOUT ROBERT MUELLER SHOULD
BE REPLACED IN FINDING CREDIBLE EVIDENCE OF
COLLUSION WITH THE RUSSIANS IN THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN AND
DUTIFULLY, OF COURSE, REPUBLICANS LIKE CHRIS CHRISTIE
GO ALL OVER
TELEVISION SAYING I DON'T KNOW, CAN WE REALLY TRUST THIS GUY?
WELL, THE EVIDENCE IS ALREADY IN ON MANAFORT AND GATES AND
PAPADOPOULOS.
I KNOW, BUT SQUIRREL.
CHEESEBURGER.
EMOJIS.
YOUR DESPERATION TO COVER UP FOR IT ONLY MAKES THE FACT THAT
THERE IS A GIANT STORY HERE MORE APPARENT, SO AS USUAL, FOX
AND THE REPUBLICANS BEING HILARIOUSLY COUNTERPRODUCTIVE.