Spencer Shay somehow finds a way
to set everything ablaze.
And we mean everything.
[screaming]
We're ranking the top ten biggest
and most dangerous fires that Spencer ever started.
Electrical wiring just isn't your thing.
No, it is not.
I thought your roller blades broke.
They did but I fixed 'em. Look it. Yep. Ah. Eh.
See?! I just tightened the toe bearings
and lubed up the wheel and-- Ah! Whoa! How?!
Do something!
[giggling]
[whistling]
Quit it!
What?
[talking gibberish]
[dinging]
Sweet.
Ah!
Uh, come on, lady!
It's okay.
I'm going with them. So it's not like
they won't have a responsible adult
making sure everything goes smooth.
[screaming]
Put it out! Put it out! Just put it out!
Please! Please! Please! Put it out! Put it out!
[screaming]
Uh.
So... I'll make sure everything goes smooth in Japan.
Okay, all fixed.
Which means I'm now officially a drummer.
[drumming]
Wha--!
How can that even happen?!
Nice.
Watch this. Yeah.
Aw.
What's-- Come on!
What?! Oh, no! Why?!
[mumbling]
Oh! Again?!
I don't understand!
[grunting]
[screaming]
Pull this thingy.
Point the nozzle suchly
and calmly squeeze this metal trigger!
Oh my God!
Cup on fire! A cup on fire!
Now, what do we do?! What do we do?!
Aaah!
And then you just put the extinguisher
back in its wall bracket.
No.
Smell something burning?
No.
[screaming]
Fire! [screaming]
Get the extinguisher!
[screaming] They're gone!
Okay, everybody out! Everybody out! Go! Go! Go!
Whoa! Oh! Oh, this is... this is so bad. Ah.
[alarm blaring]
Ah!
[alarm blaring]
Whoo!
What's going-- Oh my God! Put it out, put it out!
I'm trying! Just shut off the smoke alarm!
Okay. Wait. How do I turn off the smoke alarm?
Use the pineapple!
[alarm blaring]
[screaming]
[alarm blaring]
Yeah, there's a fire! We know! Shut up!
[alarm blaring]
I think the sculpture's great.
And do all the pieces still move?
You tell me.
[whirring, clattering, electricity crackles]
I... I love it.
You do?
Absolutely.
It's about setting your own self on fire
and then rebuilding from the ashes like a phoenix.
If you want to oversimplify it, sure.
You know, you really had me going
with the whole world record thing,
but I guess that was just a part of it.
Performance art.
Wasn't supposed to catch on fire, was it?
Never is.
And I am very responsible, no matter what you say.
I know everything that goes on around here.
Uh, guys.
What?! [gasping]
Fire!
Don't just yell! Do something!
[alarm sounding]
[screaming]
[alarm sounding]
[grunting, alarm sounding]
Yes, we have a kitchen fire! Please send help right away!
[grunting, alarm sounding]
[screaming]
Ah! And I just bought this broom!
Ah!
[grunting, alarm sounding]
Hey, don't worry, we're just gonna go...
Quiet, I'm saving your life!
Careful with her!
Run, old man, run!
[screaming]