- I found his channel years ago.
- Look at him! (laughs) He's so cute.
♪ (industrial music) ♪
- (sWooZie) I'm on the guard stand. These two girls come out
looking soo damn sexy. (appreciative whistle)
- (chuckles) Wait, what? What is this?
- (sWooZie) I get bumped off the guard stand.
- Oh, it's sWooZie. - It's sWooZie. (laughs)
I love sWooZie! - (sWooZie) And I make my way
over to these girls. One is named Nicky,
and the other one is named Dee. But I'm trying to holler at Nicky.
- Oh, his story times are actually the best.
- (sWooZie) My shift's over. I go to wardrobe,
change into my street clothes... - (laughs) What?
- (sWooZie) ...and then go back out to the pool deck.
Now, just doing that alone, I can get written up for.
- Aww. - (sWooZie) Next day comes.
These girls are out by the pool deck all day long.
So the same deal. Whenever I get free time,
I go over and talk. My shift's over, street clothes,
back out to the pool deck. - (laughs) Back out to the pool.
- (sWooZie) ...I've never hooked up with a guest.
I'm not trying to get fired over smooching with this girl.
We're all chillin' out next to a cabana...
- Yeah. - (sWooZie) "So yeah,
this is actually our last night here.
We're leaving tomorrow morning." - (gasps)
- (sWooZie) I gotta kiss this girl, but I can't do it
out in front of the pool deck. - (chuckles)
- (sWooZie) So I'm like, "Yo, let me walk you to your room
one time." - (chuckles) One time.
- (sWooZie) I walk around the corner to the stairwell,
we walk about three floors, and then she stops
and leans up against the wall, and just looks at me, like,
"What's up?" - Ooh.
- (sWooZie) And I start moving in, and I get closer and closer,
and she closes her eyes, and I close my eyes...
- It's happening! - (sWooZie) And I kind of just
lean there next to her like an idiot!
I'm just leaning next to her... - (snickers) Bruh!
- (sWooZie) I'm just leaning next to her
for a good, like, four minutes. - Blowing it!
- (sWooZie) Next day, I had to work at two p.m. At 11 o'clock,
jump in my car, drive to work.
I look to my left as soon as I walk out onto the pool deck.
First table next to me, Nicky and Nicky's mom and dad.
- Busted. - (gasps) Oh.
He's getting in trouble?
- (sWooZie) "I understand you've been canoodling
with my daughter the last few days."
- I like his voices! - (sWooZie) Then he goes,
"Why didn't you kiss my daughter last night?"
(tires skidding) - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold up. What? - No way!
No [bleep] way! - (sWooZie) Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What dad says this?! - Oh my god.
- (sWooZie) I walk Nicky up to the lobby,
probably the worst place I could've taken her,
because everybody at front desk knows me.
- Uh-oh. - (sWooZie) ...nervous AF
and scurred too. I'm cold, never kissed a girl before.
- This is so cute. - (sWooZie) I look at Nicky,
and I'm like, "Nicky, let's take a walk."
- (gasps) - (sWooZie) I grab her,
pin her up against the wall, boom.
♪ (victory music) ♪ - Ohh.
- (sWooZie) Her lips were so soft, yo.
- He's such a good storyteller!
You could give him something boring to tell,
and he would be able to tell it in a really interesting way.
- So cute! Love it. What is it, though?
- I know he's been around for a long time,
and I used to watch him when I was in middle school.
- He's so good at telling stories,
and his illustrations are just next level.
- (sWooZie) I think I'm going after the wrong kind of girls.
- (man) Ya think? - (sWooZie) Fellas,
you ever dated a girl... - OH!
Is that sWooZie?
- (sWooZie) You get lied to a few times,
you get cheated on a few times,
you start developing this really cool special power
called trust issues. - (laughs)
- (sWooZie) And one of my friends, Billy Jean, me and Billy Jean
start hanging out... - What happens?
- (sWooZie) We eventually hook up.
- Damn, just getting straight to the point.
- (sWooZie) But then one night, she comes over, she falls asleep.
I'm out in the kitchen, I see her phone.
I go to plug it in so it's charging while she sleeps.
- That's nice. - (sWooZie) She has a text from--
Who is King?! - What?
- (sWooZie) But King could just be an old friend,
and I'm just trippin'. - Oh my gosh.
You're an overthinking. Relax.
- (sWooZie) Friday comes along. She comes over, she falls asleep.
Her phone's out in the kitchen, I go to plug it in... (chuckles)
King! - (claps)
- (sWooZie) Now is texting you... Who the [bleep] is King?
- (sWooZie) Now is texting you way past booty-call o'clock.
- (laughs)
For thirsty [bleep], there's no such thing
as past booty-call o'clock.
- (sWooZie) We're out having lunch, and I go, "Um, who's King?"
(feminine voice) "Oh, whoa, whoa. How... how do you know?
How do you know who that is?" - I love when it's a storytelling,
guys just do girls' voices, 'cause they assume how we sound.
- (sWooZie) "He keeps trying to take me out on a date.
I will not go out on a date with him."
- Then why are you still texting him?
- (sWooZie) Fast forward four or five more weeks,
me and Billy Jean are riding around.
She's playing music on YouTube through her aux cable on her phone.
She pulls up to a Starbucks, runs inside,
and as soon as she's gone, I pull out my phone...
- King again. I'm calling it.
- (sWooZie) I pull out my phone, go to Video, hit Record,
take her phone... - Oh my goodness.
- (sWooZie) ...go to her texts.
King is the third-to last person that you last messaged.
- (gasps) ♪ Dun dun dun ♪ - Oh, literally [bleep] that.
- (sWooZie) And I get to the top, and then I swipe down.
Swipe, swipe, swipe, swipe, swipe. - No [bleep] way.
- A little snoopin' by sWooZie. I don't know.
- (sWooZie) Ninja mode, all up in this beach.
- (man) Watch your profanity. - (laughs)
- (sWooZie) ...put her phone back on YouTube.
The first few texts, "Hey, it's Billy Jean
from the audition. What's up? Save me as King.
What are you doing tonight?" - Uh-oh.
- Oooh. (chuckles) - So descriptive.
- (sWooZie) "You should come over." "Okay!"
- (chuckles) His face.
- (sWooZie) The next day, they start talking back and forth
about how awesome the hookup was.
- I mean, that sucks for you, bro. Shit.
- (sWooZie) Yeah, after that, me and Billy Jean didn't talk
for five-plus months. So hard out here for a ninja pimp.
- Aww. - King wasn't an old friend.
(chuckles) That's funny. I really like these.
- I love how these are true stories! These are so relatable.
- It almost makes something he's talking about,
even if it's a little uncomfortable, it kind of makes it funny.
- (FBE) So this next one is the video that actually
made sWooZie start to blow up on YouTube.
- Oh, okay! Cool. - Was it the Disney one?
- (sWooZie) Now, I know a lot of you guys have been to Disney,
and no matter what park you go to, there's always gonna be
certain types of things going on behind the scenes
that none of you guys know. - Confessions of a Disney employee.
I was one once. (chuckles) - Yeah! It's the Disney ones.
This is what-- this is how I found his channel years ago.
- (sWooZie) Then you've got people like me who would show up
to work on time, clock in, do their job, clock out,
not cause any problems. And I love working with people like me,
because I'm awesome! - Yeah, you are!
- (sWooZie) Now, the people I didn't like working with...
the snitches.
And Disney snitches are the worst. - Snitches get stitches.
- (sWooZie) One night, you know, my shift is over,
I'm about to go home, and then some random manager
from a completely other section of the park comes up to me.
He's like, "Nah, nah. You're not going home.
We need you." - Every manager ever.
- I forgot how crude it was.
I don't know why I have a memory of it looking like how it did
in the newer ones. - (sWooZie) "See over there
by Star Wars where there's no life and it's pitch black,
and there's a bunch of roaches scattering around,
and Lord knows what over there?
We need you to stand there for about three hours."
- (chuckles) - (sWooZie) I quit. I'm done.
I'm outta here. Peace.
I'm walking. I'm done. - (giggles)
- (sWooZie) That's it. I don't care what happens.
I am d-- I hope that guy sees me walking out.
And as I'm about to get to wardrobe...
- Look at him! (chuckles) He's so cute!
- (sWooZie) I look down the street, and all I see are Disney chefs,
and the entire road is full of just free Disney food.
- Oh my god. - (sWooZie) Free food galore!
And that comes as one of the packages, like,
you can rent out the park,
and the entire park is catered. - So awesome.
- (satisfied groan) - (sWooZie) I gotta find out
what the deal is with all this. - Yup.
- (sWooZie) I pull aside one of the employees
that have been there for three years,
and I'm like, "Crazy question. I mean, what if an employee,
like, got caught sneaking in
and trying to eat some of the free food?
I know, that's crazy right?" - (laughs)
- (sWooZie) And she looked at me, and she was like,
"Um, termination on the spot." - Ooh.
- (sWooZie) Okay. That's how I'm going out.
- (chuckles) Yeah, same. That's what I would do.
- (sWooZie) I was like, pa-choong!
- (laughs) Incredibles.
- (sWooZie) ...rooftops on the Disney rides...
- That's so much work. - (sWooZie) I ate so much food.
- OHHH SHIT! - (sWooZie) Oh my gosh.
It was one of the best nights of my life.
They never caught me. They never found out about it.
Yeah, Disney. I got a confession. - Sketch!
- (sWooZie) I quit about a few months later,
so I don't work for Disney anymore,
but I will say, I know it sounds bad,
but working for Disney was amazing, awesome experience.
- That's cute. You can tell how far he's gone,
from little, just, drawings that don't really move much
to the other ones, where they're walking.
- He has such an interesting life.
And he just tell stories that are just average,
but adds stick figures to them to add a little pop to it.
- When he first came out years ago, he was really one of the only ones
doing story times with cool animation.
- This brings me back, and I still watch sWooZie from time to time.
It's like one of those videos where you could just sit out,
and you could vege to, like...
You could binge watch a ton of sWooZie content
just because it's just fun content to watch.
- (FBE) So those videos all come from a YouTube animation channel
called sWooZie, who's been around since 2005.
- What? He's OG on the YouTube game?
Why haven't I...? Like, I don't know about him.
- (FBE) So in some of sWooZie's videos,
he goes back and forth between in-person and animation,
and sometimes his videos are just animation.
We showed you both types today. Which do you prefer?
- I kind of like the one that's all animation.
It's like I'm watching a cartoon.
- Animation's more fun to look at than you just talking,
so I'd rather look at the animation that's showing the story
rather than you just telling me the story.
- Filming himself and the illustration,
'cause he's kind of the narrator,
and then he takes you into the first person,
which is so dope. - I like the mix of both,
being able to see him and the animation,
because his facial expressions were really funny,
and it's reminding you that it's a real story
from a real person. - I like how does a variety of them,
just because I feel like with a lot of YouTube content,
it gets old, and he has a talent in animation,
and he has a talent for being in front of cameras.
- (FBE) So there are a lot of vloggers out there,
and there's animation in this style as well,
yet sWooZie's got such a dedicated and loyal fanbase
from the many years he's been making this type of content.
What do you think makes his personality
and content win out over others?
- I feel like he's got... He's very personable,
and I think that's what kind of makes me really intrigued by him.
- His voice is really nice to listen to.
It goes really well. And he talks kind of gangsta,
but he doesn't really cuss. - He's really transparent.
He's really honest, and just tells it how it is,
and tells these funny, but embarrassing stories, you know?
And I feel like people love that. - I think it's great
that he is somebody of a minority,
and he's created this awesome content
for himself and kind of carved his own place.
I think important for people of more ethnic background
to make content for themselves. - (FBE) And finally,
FBE has a longstanding relationship with sWooZie.
He's been on many episodes of YouTubers React,
and we do this a lot. If sWooZie's watching right now,
what do you wanna say to him about his career, and his channel,
and his success he's had?
- I respect you! I love your stories.
Keep 'em coming. - I am in love
with what you're doing, and it's funny,
and just keep doing it.
And I'm gonna subscribe, so you've got one more.
- Over 10 years of YouTube success.
I've got nothing but respect for you, my dude.
(claps) Mad props.
That's not something a lot of people can say they did.
- I used to watch you in my bed when I was 14.
Isn't that weird? (laughs)
I'm very happy that your success has maintained
for these 10 years, 11 years. Keep killing the game,
and keep eating free food, because free food is good.
- Thanks for watching another episode of College Kids React.
- New episodes come out almost every day, so subscribe!
- What YouTubers should we react to next?
Let us know in the comments! - See you later, ninja pimps.
- Hey, everybody! Ethan here from FBE.
Thank you so much for watching this episode
of College Kids React. And if you wanna check out
some more content from sWooZie that you didn't see in this episode,
be sure to subscribe to his channel.
The link is gonna be right over there.
Bye, guys.