- What have we all been up to, lads?
Huh? - Huh?
You guys had a good day so far?
- Yeah.
- Hey you. My name is Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell,
and welcome back to product.
You see what I did there?
- Wha? What? What? What did you do?
I don't follow.
- Did I say product?
I meant content.
- I am not doing it again.
(face slapping)
- See what I did there, Elliot?
See what I did there?
- See, what I did just then
was called a synonym,
which I found in a Thesaurus,
which is a word that means the same thing as another word.
And that's what today's all about.
That's right,
we're playing the Thesaurus game.
What? - Synonym!
- Syno-name game.
- Syno-name. - Syno-name.
- That is actually better.
- Eddie, what's,
what's your favorite Dinosaur?
It's a thesaurus.
(audience applauds)
What kind of dinosaur knows the most words?
- What Tom?
- A Thesaurus
(audience applauds)
- I see, the same punchline again?
(laughing)
- Elliot, what did I get?
Ellie, Elliot.
Elliot, what did I?
Elliot.
- Thesaurus.
- What-
- What did I have Elliot?
What did I have when I, when I sat down on a Thumbtack?
- Thesaurus.
- A sore ass.
(audience applause)
- So the game we've come up with today,
is we've taken titles of things, movies, bands,
comic books, TV shows, and we've gone to a thesaurus,
and come up with alternate names.
And the objective is, can we figure out
what the fuck the original thing was?
Basically, that's the game.
- That's the game. - That's the game.
- You can play at home. Can you figure out what it is?
Keep score, post them in the comments.
I don't care, and I won't read them,
but it'll generate more analytics.
- Homecoming of the Forthcoming.
- Return of the... Jedi? No.
- No. (laughs)
- Jedi? - I don't know!
- Return of the Ford.
(laughs)
- You're so like, close.
- I know I am, but I don't...
- You're going to be so angry with yourself.
- Back to the Future!
- That's the one!
I think Homecoming of the Forthcoming is a better title.
- No!
Vexatious Mademoiselles.
- Bad Moms.
- Mean Girls.
- Yeah! (laughs)
- I'm going to go hard straight away.
- Ooh Elliot.
- Ease us in gently first.
- Waterfront Meat Atonement.
And meat, as in the food.
- I wonder if you've taken a name and broken it up,
into its individual syllables.
- Kind of.
- You son of a bitch.
Okay, can we get, can we, can we request,
what the medium is?
- Film. - Film.
(burps)
- Was it that?
- No. - No.
- Sadly not.
Okay, you give up? - Yeah.
Shawshank Redemption.
- Shaw...
- Shore. - Shore!
- You son of a bitch.
- That's not the right spelling of shore!
(screams)
- Down Meadow: Mondo Lanky & Gross
- The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly?
- No.
- South Park: Bigger, Better, Uncut.
- Close enough. Bigger, Longer & Uncut.
- Shut up.
- Heaviness Reduction
- Weight Loss.
- Bit Gravity. Uh.
Medium?
- Medium?
- Yeah, what's the medium?
- Uh, TV.
Okay, I'll, since you are struggling,
you joked earlier, but you were close.
- Gravity Falls.
(laughs)
- We're gonna go a bit easier.
- Thank you.
- Drone Show.
- Robot Wars.
Drone Show?
- It's not describing.
- Yeah.
A drone could also mean like, stupid, idiot, like
- Like a follower.
- Now I'm just like, going through all the shows that we,
oh, okay, can I request medium?
- Yeah. Film.
- It's not Dumb and Dumber.
I give up.
- Bee Movie!
(groans) (laughs)
- Yeah!
- No!
- Why must you let it poison everything in my life?
- Molest Dabble and the Beaker of Tinder.
- Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
- There we go.
- Molest?
- Molest, harry was like, harrying, which means to pester.
- URGH
Raw Potentate of Gong Gasses.
- What?
- I don't know what a potentate is.
- Raw Potentate and what?
- Of Gong Gasses.
- Gone or Gong?
- Gong.
- So like, bell. Um.
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air?
- Yeah. - Fuck.
- A potentate is just like, someone of royalty, apparently.
- Plunge Away.
- Flushed Away? No. Um.
(laughs)
- Suck. Suck Away. Suck.
- Suck away.
- Medium? - Video Game.
- Plunge. Down. Sink. Fall... out.
- Oh, damn it!
- Fallout. - Damn it!
- Yay!
- The Crack Zone.
(laughs)
- Okay!
Crack Zone.
- The Crack Zone.
- Eddie.
- Hm. - Hm.
- What other definitions with crack though?
- I don't know.
- Like, genuinely, like a gap?
- I'll give you a small hint, you're on the wrong track
in terms of the definition of crack.
- The butt?
- Oh you're going to be so angry when I tell you.
- The Good Place?
- Yes! (laughs)
- Crack? - Crack?
- Crack! Yeah!
- Wha, what? - Yep!
- How? When?
- It's, it's in the thesaurus.
Crack means good.
- I just went with a show I'm watching.
- Like a cracking good time.
- Oh. - Oh.
- Oh no. - Bad.
- Outstanding Fuck Siblings.
Just fuck siblings, guys.
It's free practice.
- No. - No, no.
- Mm, uh-uh. Bad.
- Becky.
- Super Smash Brothers.
- Yeah! (laughs)
- Lifeless Lagoon
- Dead. Wet.
- Mm. Dead wet. - Dead wet.
- I'm dead wet.
- Suicide Squad.
- No.
- What are we?
- Some sort of Lifeless Lagoon.
- Bleh. - Bleh.
- Is it that?
- Bleh! - Bleh!
- What is it?
- Deadpool.
- Oh, fuck we're stupid.
(laughs)
Yeah, no, we...
- You went at dead for so long. Dead lake,
- God damn it, oh, that's on us, yeah.
- Authority Squirt.
- Justice League?
- No.
- Authority Squirt? Police Squad? No. Squirt.
- Medium?
- Movie.
- Boss Baby.
- Yes. - Fuck's sake.
(laughs)
- Oh. Wait. Squirt? Oh, yeah, it's an American type.
- Baby. Yeah, what's up squirt?
(thighs slapping)
- Ow, ow, ow, guys that's my other penis!
The Wretched.
I'll give you a clue.
It's not... oh wait, no, okay,
I'm not going to give you a clue.
- All right! - The clue is, it's not!
- It's not!
This is probably my meanest one, so...
Okay, between it becoming a book, and a film,
it's also a theater production.
He's thinking, he's going somewhere.
- I can't even, I'm struggling through the definition,
the variations of wretched. I'm like, so stumped on it.
Like, Wicked, or something.
- No. Les Miserables?
- Les Miserables!
It's the literal translation.
- Fuck!
- You dickhead.
- The Origin.
- Captain America: The First Avenger.
- Yeah!
- The Sperm.
(gasps)
- The Sperm-y Worm-y on the Egg-y Weggy.
- I mean, the sperm's in it.
- The baby? I?
- The Boss Baby.
- Yeah!
- Stop saying the old like,
cartoon characters at some point fuck, if they have kids.
- What about Goofy?
- Ugh, don't.
- He has a son, and his wife died.
- In labor? Was it in labor?
- She died, I think canonically, she dies in a car crash.
(laughs)
- Holy fuck.
- He just, he gets the phone call.
"Gawrsh"
- Gawrsh, she's... dead.
- The Matrix. - The Matrix.
- Matrix means "Origin".
- Yeah, I did, I looked up the Matrix as well,
I should have figured that out.
- This is going to be horrible and unfair.
- Oh god damn it. - Here we go.
- Boss Baby.
- No. - Fuck.
- Exotic.
I'll help you out, in this instance, it's a noun.
(laughs)
He's turned to a fish.
(soft moans)
- Exotic. - Stop.
- As in not here.
- Space!
- As in not from here.
- Alien! - Yes!
(laughs)
- Yeah!
- Unfamiliar or Foreign would have also been good.
- Eh. - Foreign.
- Or Immigrant.
(laughs) - Oh.
- I mean, it would have been accurate.
Like, Immigrant. Jesus.
Promenading Perished.
- Walking Dead.
- There you go. Yes.
(laughs)
- That was one for you.
I did that one for you.
- I was still processing the word pro, promenail?
- Promenading.
- I, don't,
- Walking, taking a stroll. - Okay.
- Down the promenade, the walking,
- I was just, like, - area.
- Probably, that sounds like a fruit?
- That's a pomegranate.
(laughs)
- Thought about pomegranates, didn't you Elliot?
- Jagged.
- Sore. - No.
- Razor Two, from Star Wars.
- Yeah, yeah. You're thinking Rogue One's.
- Chopped. - Chopped.
- The TV Show.
- Is it Chip-chop?
- Chip-chop? - Chip-chop.
- Chip-chop. - Chip-chop.
- Teletubbies.
Jagged? What the fuck is jagged?
- Jagged to me, sounds like it's like, the edge of a saw.
- No, yeah, like, sharp edges, jagged could also mean,
just like, a very uneven surface,
Rocky!
- Yeah! - Oh my god!
(clapping)
- Like some kind of, uneven surface.
- Oh!
- A dumb hole.
(snorts)
- Your Wife. - Whoa!
(claps)
- Um, fuck. I'm sorry.
- (Borat voice) My wife.
- A Quiet Place.
- Yes! - Yay!
- Oh.
- A Silent, a cool evening,
- A Silent Location.
- The Preposterous Blob.
(laughs)
- It feels like it should only be said
by like, someone wearing a top hat.
- The Preposterous Blob.
- And I'd thank today's sponsor, uh, Tic-Tacs, for,
You took both the oranges? You shit.
- I like the oranges. - I only got one.
- Leave me with fucking lime.
Give you a clue, uh, you're likely to rank it
the worst of its kind.
Are we giving up?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- The Incredible Hulk.
- Uh. Oh. - Oh.
- Single Bash Guy.
(laughs)
- One Punch Man.
- Yeah! - Yay!
- This is where we all stop trying, isn't it? Like,
- Tyke Snuffs Yule.
- Sam Kills Christmas.
- Available November 8th.
(laughs)
- Thank you for watching, play it with your friends.
Also, we're going to be at MCM London Comic-Con,
on the 26th to the 20, No I'm not.
(airhorn sirens) - Psyche! Pranked!
- I'm going to be at MCM London Comic-Con,
on the 27th and 28th of October,
that's Saturday and Sunday. I'm not there on Friday,
that has nothing to do with Grand Theft Auto coming out.
- Nope. - God, god damn it!
(airhorn sirens) - Prank! Haha!
Grand Theft Auto coming out!
- That has nothing to do with Red Dead Redemption 2
coming out the same day, I just,
I don't want to do the Friday this year,
it's, it hurts a bit. So,
- I'll be there Friday.
- He will be there, come say hi.
And come and buy my crusty merch.
- We'll clean the merch.
- Yeah. Fuck off.