So I booked you on a cruise to the Bahamas.
Uh-huh. Oh my God, yes!
GAIL: We're gonna go to Paris.
You're gonna be in Florida a couple days longer.
Oh, my gosh.
GAIL: Yeah. - Oh my God, I can--
GAIL: It's gonna be great.
This, I cannot take, for real.
It's just too long for me.
How do you open this door to get out?
What the hell.
Wait, girl.
I know that Andrea's worried about her kids,
but we're here for work and she's making us look bad.
After a bear ruined our last gig,
now is not the time to piss off Gail.
What do you mean you don't know about this?
ANDREA: Like, I don't know if I can do this.
Kind of, like, all this traveling is way too much.
Like, I cannot be doing all this traveling,
being away from my kids.
It's already bad enough that I'll hardly see Andre, and not
see Aubrey, both of them?
Like, no.
I'm nothing without you.
I know it's a good opportunity,
but if you're gonna be that way me being here for my kid,
like, I don't even know about that.
You act like Andre and Aubrey are with strangers.
They are with mom and dad.
And I feel like, right now, you're kind of tearing
the Tiny Twinz apart.
You want to do this for Andre and Aubrey, don't you?
I need you.
I can't do this on my own.
I understand that you miss your kid,
but, Andrea, what about me, huh?
[SOBBING] (CRYING) I know you're just telling me this.
ANDREA: I felt guilty that my heart's not in this.
I miss Andre and Aubrey.
And I hate the fact that once I get back to Dallas,
I have to separate them.
I understand that you miss Andre and Aubrey.
But you got to think about them too,
but you got to think about me too.
Andrea, I need you.
I'll try.
I'll give it a try.
Thank you, sister.
Give me a hug.
You know I love you, right?
Yep.
I'm gonna do this Bahamas cruise.
But I can't stop thinking how much I want to be with my kids
right now. - Oh.
[ANDREA LAUGHS]
We got caught.
Wait, it got caught, bitch.
Hold on.
[LAUGHTER]
See?
See, it was meant to be.
We can't let go of each other.
That's what it is We were born together, bitch.
[MUSIC - ROBIN LOXLEY, "HANDS UP"]
ROBIN LOXLEY: (SINGING) Put your hands up!
If you feel it taking over, put your hands up.
If you're losing your composure--
Have any of you guys been out of the country before?
GIRL: Yes.
I actually been on a cruise.
I went to Cozumel.
Oh, OK.
I've been to the Bahamas before on a cruise ship.
I've only been to Puerto Rico, but I don't feel
like that's out of the country.
So we got some special guests with us here as well tonight.
We have Tiny Twins--
[APPLAUSE]
[CHEERING]
AMANDA: This is the first of two events on the cruise.
Then it's gonna be live with them hosting.
We're the guests of honor, and we need to bring it.
(SINGING) Help me out, help me out--
[CHEERING]
(SINGING) --forever.
Feelin' this forever.
Got my back, got my shoes, I know I can count on you.
We are feelin' this forever.
[SCREAMS]
I'm done.
[LAUGHTER]
(SINGING) Oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Best friends for life.
Woo!
[CHEERING]
Well, that is great.
One event down.
One to go.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
SINGER: Hey.
How you doing?
Ready for a party?
Yes.
SINGER: I'm going to take you up at your table.
Let's do this.
Yes.
Tonight is the final night on the cruise,
and we're hosting a big party.
It's a big deal, since our last gig was ruined by a bear.
You guys should have been working it and twerking it.
TWIN 1: I don't have to twerk.
WOMAN 1: Yeah, you do have to twerk, honey.
It was boring. They were falling asleep.
[YELLING] [BLEEPED]
--in the face. [BLEEPED]
I don't give a [BLEEPED] Let me go!
Stupid Bitch!
I plan to bring it, even if Andrea doesn't.
Look at all these people came out to see y'all.
Y'all excited?
Yes. MINNIE: You ready to turn up?
Yes. [LAUGHTER]
You ready, bitch? - Yes, I am.
- Oh, OK. - Y'all giving me chills.
[LAUGHTER]
[MIC FEEDBACK]
All right, ladies and gentlemen,
warm welcome to the stage, Brianna--
[CHEERING]
--and the Tiny Twinz.
[CHEERING]
ANDREA: Yes!
Give a big round of applause.
I want to thank you all for coming out tonight.
Are you ready to have a good time?
Woo!
ANDREA: Where are my single men at and my single ladies?
[CHEERING]
Are y'all ready to turn up?
[CHEERING]
Not to brag, but we killed it.
In your face, Abira.
[LAUGHTER]
I'll bring the party to you, bitch.
MONIE: Yeah!
They look single.
Being upfront with the guy isn't something I normally do.
But this vacation got me feeling adventurous.
Look out, world, Minnie's got her groove back.
OK.
Not really.
This club is crawling with dudes on the prowl.
I feel a little out of my element.
It's not my style to just dance with random guys.
I'm, like, embarrassed.
Why?
Because I don't like that.
And I feel bad turning him down, but that's just not me.
Go, Minnie!
Whoo-hoo!
SAM: I don't just dance with random men, you know?
I can totally understand why Sam has her guard up.
When you're a little person, it's
hard to know when someone's truly interested
or if you're just a fetish.
SAM: I've never been like that, ever, in my life.
Because the next thing you know, they're asking for your number
and want to take you to their room.
I'm not like that.
[CHEERING]
Bitch!
What the hell?
The twins got this.
They don't need me here.
I'm not gonna miss this opportunity to have
some fun off the dance floor.
[LAUGHTER]
Ooh, I see you, Minnie, we know what you doing tonight.
Yo, I'm still thinking she gonna pop around the corner.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
PA SYSTEM: Well, just to remind all of our guests
that the photo gallery is still open for your last-minute
purchase of your pictures.
I'm ready to go home.
Sorry, guys.
I'm gonna go home to Aubrey.
I'm ready to go home too, but it was fun while it lasted.
Yeah.
Where's Minnie?
Yeah, where Minnie at?
Yeah.
She did leave with that guy.
Oh!
SEVERAL: Oh!
Ooh!
Nice meeting you too.
- Nice to meet you. - OK.
Yeah.
Whoo-hoo-hoo, baby.
AMANDA: So, what's up?
I don't kiss and tell.
AMANDA: OK. MINNIE: So.
Oh, my God.
So you kissed, is what you saying.
Oh, my God.
So you kissed?
I'm just saying.
You telling.
Girl, you can't-- you ride over here with him, OK?
TANYA: And you just came from his room?
We're gonna be late.
Just stop worrying about what Minnie doing.
Come on.
Gosh.
TANYA: Lord, the minibar is open, y'all.
No. TANYA: We know.
Open wide. Put it wide open.
Whatever.
[LAUGHTER]
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Yes, baby.
These girls are busting my balls.
But I ain't sweating it I got no complaints
about the motion of the ocean, you know what I mean?
Oh, my God. - So--
You can tell, too.
Oh, my God, I told y'all, I don't kiss and tell.
But you said you kissed, though.
You did the kissing part.
You done already told.
Yeah, so you might as well tell, girl.
I don't tell. What?
You got your groove back?
All I have to say is, Minnie is back.
[GIGGLES]
Yeah!