- Why she's happy?
- Because she got fucked, Mom.
- Hi, everyone, I'm Movie Mama.
And today we're filming a very special edition of the series
with a very special woman, my mom.
- Yes.
- And we are gonna be watching "Fifty Shades of Grey."
I've never seen it before,
but she has. - Yes.
- Do you wanna say something about it?
- Every time I wanna be horny, I can watch that movie.
- Great, well, join us. (Mom laughs)
My mom's horny already.
- No, not yet. - We're one minute in.
- Not yet, not yet. - One minute.
- Mom, we need to fall in love with real men. (laughing)
- With real men?
What we have at home? (laughing)
- We have pigeons.
(laughing together)
- Dios mio.
- Dios mio, que calor!
(Mom blows out air)
(Movie Mama gasps) - Aahhh
- He wants to tie her in knots, Mom.
- I never do that.
- Me neither.
- No
- Oh, he's jealous.
- I like when he's, you know when he's celoso.
I love it, I love it! (Movie Mama laughs)
It's the best feeling,
when he show you he's celoso. (Movie Mama laughs)
(Mom laughs)
- Mom, have you only been with one man?
- Yes. - Ugh.
Well, it doesn't matter.
I've been with like 50 and they're all bad.
(laughing together)
- (gasps) "Eat me," "drink me," please.
And then a penis next to it, "suck me."
- "Suck me."
(laughing together)
- (together) Ugghh
(Movie Mama gasps)
Uggghhh!
(both sighing and heavy breathing)
- She needs to quit that job.
- Wait, it's coming.
Don't be anxious. (Movie Mama laughs)
Life is like this, you know?
Work hard, and then work hard.
And then I'm 36 year old, married,
and I'm still working hard. (Movie Mama laughs)
- I like the way he put the key...
- Key!
- It's like he's fucking the door.
- Yeah.
Oh my God, what is that?
- Oh, enjoy that.
- Do you and Dad do that?
- No, never.
(Movie Mama laughs) - But I will ask him.
- Are you dominant?
- You know, I don't know what I am.
(laughing together)
- I know that sometimes I make love.
- Ohhhhhh!
- What he's doing?
- He's licking her pussy, Mom.
- Opa!
(laughing together)
- I don't like...
getting my pussy licked.
- Why don't? - I don't love it.
- Try.
- I've tried. - Relax,
relax - You have to relax.
- You have to relax and you will enjoy.
- What happen with that culo?
- Please, it's a little ass! - It's so small.
- Does dad have a nice ass?
- It's okay.
Not perfect.
- Sex is weird.
- Sex?
Is perfect.
(Movie Mama laughs)
Shut up!
Yes.
- Do we see his penis at all?
- No.
- 'Course we don't.
- He touch the nipples.
- She has really big nipples.
- Yeah, like me.
- You do?
Mine are small. - They are pink.
- Mine are pink and small.
- Mine are...
- Yeah yours are not that dark.
- Mine are, you remember when you,
- Sucked on them?
- yes.
- I don't remember, but I'm sure I sucked on them, no?
- Yeah.
- You need to go have sex.
- With Dad, again?
- No, with someone else. (Mom laughs)
Okay, I pretend that I didn't say that.
- Sorry, Marcos.
- I love you Dad.
Mmm. - I want some spahnky.
- Hm-hmm! - In your butt!
- Spahnky?
- Spahnk. - Oh, spank! (laughing)
- Spank, spank!
Pck, pck, pck, pck!
- She's sweating.
- Like me now.
- Yeah I'm sweating too.
- Hah, no, me, it's the menopause.
(Mom laughs)
- Please, your menopause was 10 years ago.
Stop using that as an excuse for sweating.
- I still.
(glasses clink)
It's the wine, or it's me?
- Mom, you're a slut. (chuckles)
- Hah, no I'm not.
- No I love you, you're not, you're-
she's a slut.
(Mom kisses her cheek)
- Aye, aye, aye no!
- Not that bad.
- No...
No!
Ahh!
- She has really small boobies.
- Yeah, like you.
- I have double Ds, Mom.
- Double D?
Like me, I triple D!
- My God!
- Oh!
Agh...
- Please, why are you grabbing your ass?
He's not even doing anything. - Because just in case,
you know? (Movie Mama laughs)
- I don't wanna
lose my buttginity,
(Movie Mama laughs) for my ass. (laughs)
- Have you ever had anal sex?
- No.
- Really?
- No. - I have.
- Really? - Two times.
- Aye yai yai!
- You should try it, it's fun!
- Why she's happy?
- Because she got fucked, Mom.
- Mmm.
- I love you.
- I love you too.
(Movie Mama kisses Mom)
(Movie Mama chuckles)
- I'm bored.
What if her butt smells?
(laughing together)
- (together) One!
- Two! - Two!
- Aye, I can't see.
- Mom, it's not that bad. - Aye, aye.
Aye!
- Three.
- But she ask him.
- I know!
- What happen with people?
She's crying.
- I'm sorry, she said,
"Let's see what's the worst you can do."
He hit her in the ass a bunch of times and now she's crying.
It's not like he did that bad.
They were a few spankings, I would've enjoyed it.
Mmm!
- Let's see what's gonna happen.
- It ends like that?
- Happy Mother's Day! - Happy Mother's Day!
(Mom kisses Movie Mama)
- [Interviewer] What did you guys think about the movie?
- Okay, I think after 36 year marriage,
I need to try...
some spanky.
- You're gonna ask Dad to spanky?
- Yeah, I'm gonna ask right now.
When I go home I'm gonna ask him.
- Let's be honest, are you gonna ask tonight?
- Not tonight.
(laughing together)