STUART: YOU CAN SMILE A BIT
MORE.
SUSAN, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>>> DAVE PORTNOY IS THE FOUNDER
OF BARSTOOL SPORTS, GOT THAT.
HE SAYS HE IS BEING
SHADOW-BANNED ON SOCIAL MEDIA.
THAT HIS POSTS ARE GETTING
BURIED.
THE MAN HIMSELF, DAVE PORTNOY
JOINS YOU NOW.
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THEIR
PROBLEM WITH YOU?
>> WHO KNOWS.
SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE DIFFERENT
PROBLEMS WITH ME BUT YOU KNOW I
FOCUS POKE FUN AT POLITICIANS.
POKE FUN AT BIG FINANCE, WHOLE
AMC DEBACLE.
BIG PIZZA.
I LAUNCHED A FROZEN PIZZA.
A LOT OF PEOPLE DON’T LIKE ME.
YOU NEVER KNOW THE ALGORITHM.
DARK SECRET.
WITCHCRAFT.
STUART: DO YOU HAVE ANY
THEORIES, ANY THOUGHTS ON THE
FACEBOOK MAJOR OUTAGE?
>> I MEAN WHEN YOU’RE THAT BIG
OF A COMPANY HAVEN’T HAD AN
OUTAGE IN SO LONG.
I DON’T THINK THERE IS ANYTHING
BEYOND THEY HAD SOME TECH
ISSUES.
THAT OLD LINE WITH MARK
ZUCKERBERG IN THE ORIGINAL
SOCIAL NETWORK, FACEBOOK CAN’T
BE DOWNED.
SHOWS HOW BIG THEY ARE BECAUSE
THE ENTIRE WORLD IS FREAKING
OUT.
STUART: WOULD YOU REGULATE THEM
IN ANY WAY?
>> I DON’T KNOW.
I MEAN, I GENERALLY DON’T LIKE
REGULATION.
I DO AGREE, I HEARD THE SEGMENT
BEFORE THEY DO HAVE A LOT OF
COMPETITION.
THERE IS NEW COMPETITION ALL THE
TIME.
TIKTOK, SNAPCHAT, YOU NAME IT.
THEY LET THEM BUY INSTAGRAM.
I DON’T REALLY THINK THEY SHOULD
BE REGULATED TO BE HONEST.
THERE IS ALWAYS CRYING AND
PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS CRY ABOUT
SOMETHING.
SO THIS IS JUST THE LATEST IN A
LONG LINE F YOU’RE NOT COMPLAIN
ABOUT FACEBOOK IT WILL BE
SOMETHING ELSE.
STUART: OKAY.
JPMORGAN, CEO THEREOF, JPMORGAN,
BITCOIN IS QUOTE, A LITTLE BIT
AFTER FOOL’S GOLD.
YOU WANT TO RESPOND TO THAT?
>> AGAIN PEOPLE SAY SOMETHING
NEW ABOUT IT EVERY SINGLE DAY.
BITCOIN IS NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
IT IS TOO WELL ACCEPTED.
I WAS ONE OF THE EARLY PEOPLE
WHO THOUGHT IT WAS KIND OF SMOKE
AND MIRRORS BUT, WHETHER IT WAS
OR IT WASN’T, NO DIFFERENT THAN
DOGE TO A DEGREE.
ONCE YOU GET ENOUGH WIDESPREAD
SUPPORT FOR IT I THINK IT IS
LEGITIMATE.
I NOT COMPARING BITCOIN WITH
DOGE.
I DON’T HAVE DOGE.
BITCOIN WILL BE HERE FOR THE
FORESEEABLE FUTURE.
IT IS NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
STUART: DO YOU PLAN TO BUY
ANYMORE?
>> I WOULD LIKE TO BUY MORE.
I DON’T HAVE FREE MONEY TO BUY.
I HAVE TO MAKE MORE MONEY.
STUART: IT IS WIDELY REPORTED
THAT YOU MADE SEVERAL HUNDRED
MILLION DOLLARS IN YOUR --
>> I’M NOT TOTALLY LIQUID HERE.
I’M BUYING HOUSES.
I’M SPENDING MONEY ON STUFF.
STUART: WHERE ARE YOU BUYING
HOUSES?
>> I BOUGHT A HOUSE IN MIAMI.
I GOT ONE IN THE HAMPTONS.
I’M OFF TO TWO GOOD STARTS.
WE’RE TRYING TO THROW A YACHT
PARTY.
THE PENN WHICH IS THE VAST
MAJORITY OF MY FORTUNE, 200,
ANYBODY WHO BOUGHT IT, INVITE
ONLY YACHT PARTY AT MY PLACE IN
MIAMI.
STUART: WHAT DOES A MAN LIKE YOU
DO WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN HE HAS
GOT A VERY BIG CHUNK OF MONEY,
COUPLE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS?
DID YOU, YOU GO OUT ON A
SPENDING SPREE?
>> I SPEND IT, STUART.
I BOUGHT HOUSES.
I LIKE GAMBLING ON SPORTS.
I’M LIKE JIMMY BUFFET MADE
ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY MIAMI BUT
NEVER MEANT TO LAST.
I DIDN’T HAVE ANY GROWING UP.
WHEN I GET IT I SPEND IT.
I DON’T HOARD IT.
STUART: WERE YOU AT THE GAME?
>> I ACTUALLY BET ON THE
PATRIOTS.
I LOVE TOM BRADY BUT I ROOT FOR
LAUNDRIE FIRST.
I WAS INVITED BY MR. KRAFT, THE
OWNER OF THE TEAM.
IT WAS A GAME I HAD TO BE THERE.
I’M A DIE-HARD PATRIOTS FAN.
BEEN TO A BUNCH OF SUPER BOWLS.
TOM BRADY GIVEN SO MUCH, EVEN TO
BARSTOOL SPORTS.
I’M A PATRIOTS FAN FIRST.
STUART: DID YOU FLY THERE IN A
PRIVATE JET AND DID YOU HAVE A
PERSONAL BOX TO SIT IN TO WATCH
THE GAME?
>> SO I FLEW.
I TOOK A HELICOPTER.
I LANDED BASICALLY ON THE
50-YARD LINE.
MADE ME FEEL REALLY GOOD.
10 YEARS AGO I HAD TO WAIT IN
LINE 100 HOURS FOR A TICKET.
MR. KRAFT LET ME LAND AT STAYED
YUM.
WE SAT WITH HIM.
WITH OWNER OF THE TEAM.
WE WERE IN HIS BOX.
STUART: YOU’RE A MAJOR LEAGUES
PERSONALITY.
YOU’RE A BRILLIANT ENTERTAINER.
YOU KNOW HOW TO COME ACROSS ON
TELEVISION.
>> THANK YOU.
STUART: WHICH BRINGS ME TO YOUR
ONE BITE FROZEN PIZZAS.
I UNDERSTAND THEY WILL BE IN
WALMART ES ACROSS THE COUNTRY.
>> YEAH.
STUART: I’M GIVING YOU A
COMMERCIAL HERE?
WHERE ARE THE SAMPLES?
I DON’T SEE A SINGLE ONE BITE
FROZEN PIZZA IN THE STUDIO?
IF I INVITE KRISPY KREME ON THE
SHOW YOU GET 3,000 DOUGHNUTS AT
THE FRONT DOOR AS I SAMPLED.
WHERE IS MINE?
>> STUART, YOU NAMED IT I CAN’T
KEEP THEM IN STOCK.
I CAN’T FIND THEM.
WE LAUNCHED LAST WEEK.
WE SOLD 140,000 OF THEM.
WALMART BASICALLY DOUBLED THEIR
ORDER.
WE HAVE PEOPLE CRISSCROSSING THE
COUNTRY LOOKING FOR THEM.
THEY’RE HOTTING THAN BITCOIN.
I CAN’T KEEP THEM IN STOCK.
KRISPY KREME SIT IN THE CORNER.
WE’RE FLYING OFF THE SHELVES.
STUART: DAVE, YOU ARE A GENIUS.
ONE OF THESE DAYS YOU WILL COME
ON THIS SHOW, YEAH I MADE MY
FIRST BILLION.
IT WON’T BE LONG, WILL IT?
IT WON’T BE LONG.
I CAN SEE IT COMING.
>> IF I’M ONE BILLION YOU INVITE
ME ON THE SHOW I WILL BRING
100,000 CASH AND HAND IT TO YOU.
STUART: I CAN’T DO THAT, THAT
WOULD BE A BRIBE GET ME ON THE
SHOW.
>> [INAUDIBLE]
STUART: YOU’RE ALL RIGHT, DAVE.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BEING