I am just an innocent passerby who felt the need to stop
and tell you what a magnificent garden you have.
- Oh, really? - Yes.
Well, let me tell you something, mister.
I know exactly who you are and why you're here.
You do?
You will not get me to eat at the Chum Bucket,
no matter how big the discount is.
Well, that's not exactly why I-
Shameless.
Here's your Chum Bucket Supreme. Enjoy.
Patrick, my boy,
you really earned that promotion.
Thanks, boss.
Nothing can stop me now.
Uh, SpongeBob.
Yes, sir!
I'm going to need to take one of these patties
back to my office for a... bun inspection.
I'm afraid you can't do that, Mr. Plankton.
Why not?
Because that patty is for the customer, sir.
The customer?
I'll boil the customer in hot oil and or rip out his-
I mean, yes, of course, for the lovely customer.
But you can take these patty, sir.
I made them on the off chance you decided to instigate
some bun inspection today, Mr. Plankton, sir.
Uh, yes, uh, very nice.
Um, thanks.
[giggling] Goo.
[laughing]
Aww.
[Mr. Krabs] Things were all peaches and cream.
Aww.
You again?
I hope you don't mind me painting on your property.
But the light here is simply transcendent this time of day.
[sighing] Why, yes, it is, isn't it?
Yes. It's-
Not buying that one either, eh?
Nope.
$1, please.
Here ya are, sir.
Was me first dollar I ever earned.
And twas also the beginning
of a beautiful romantic relationship with money.
Hey.
Your burgers are even worse than Stinky's.
We can barely keep them down.
If it weren't for Stinky's shutting down,
no one would eat here. Now give me a burger.
I'm starving.
Just look at them, Eugene.
The very people who ridiculed me are now feasting on my recipe.
[knocking]
Hey, buddy. [slamming]
Squidward. [slamming]
Free cleaning service. [slamming]
Census taker. [slamming]
Good day, kind sir.
Would you like to buy some Gill Scout cookies?
[slamming] Ow!
[music playing]
[cracking]
I sure like sequels, Plankton.
Hey, Bubble Bass, you're sitting on my friend.
[cracking]
Hey, Bubble Bass.
Thanks for that, friend.
Sure thing.
Will you men stop yelling at each other?
I can't believe you let a recipe ruin
such a wonderful friendship.
You were my only true friend
that didn't have a president printed on 'em.
But money doesn't hug back.
My life has been nothing but a long line
of disappointment since we became enemies.
All these years,
I've been trying to steal your formula
when I was really just trying to steal back our friendship.
Really?
It's all I ever really wanted
to get back to the way it used to be.
You and me, against the world. How about a hug, Krabs, ol' pal?
I'd like that, Plankie, ol' chum.
[crying]
Doesn't this warm your heart, Karen?
I suppose it would if I had one.
I'm sorry, Krabs, ol' buddy.
[crying]
I'd never been sure of anything, but I am sure of this.
Play for me. Fill my ear sockets with the strains
of your sweet, sweet magic.
Finally, someone actually appreciates my brilliance.
I will play for you, my tiny cyclops.
I will play such
that Neptune himself will hear me
upon his very throne,
or whatever chair he's sitting on.
Uh-oh. I mean, goody.
[screeching]
[groaning] Ow!
Sweet mother of Aphrodite. Please make it end.
[crying]
Ah, look at us, old, gray-
Nearing the end.
Say, Plankton,
if we ever make it out of here with our lives,
let's agree to work together.
You're right, Krabs.
Let's bury the hatchet now and forever.
We have a deal. No more bickering.
No more skullduggery of any kind.
♪ Oh my Karen Oh my Karen ♪
♪ Oh my computer wife, Karen ♪
♪ Put down those punch cards Put down those punch cards ♪
♪ And listen to my ode ♪
♪ Oh my Karen Oh my Karen ♪
♪ Oh my computer wife, Karen ♪
♪ What compares to ♪
♪ What compares to... ♪
♪ Your beautiful diodes ♪
[music playing]
♪ Oh my Karen Oh my Karen ♪
♪ Oh my computer wife, Karen ♪
♪ I was blinded Yes, I was blinded ♪
♪ I was blinded by the light Of your cathode ray ♪
♪ Oh I built you Yes, I built you ♪
♪ I built you in the... ♪
♪ In the shape of a cube ♪
♪ Oh my Karen Oh my Karen ♪
♪ You'll never know how much I love your vacuum tubes ♪
[music playing]
[sniffling] That was so beautiful.
You really liked it?
I loved it but not as much as I love you, Plankton.
I l... love you too.
Aww.
[sniffing]
Well, the smell doesn't make me retch.
Hey, that ain't bad at all.
It's actually amazing.
[plate shattering]
This is gold in the form of chum.
Squidward, my friend,
you'll be the toast of Bikini Bottom.
This recipe is going to make you a star.
A star.
[laughing] Wha?
[music playing, bouncing]
Why does everything look so weird?
Look so beautiful.
♪ La la la la la ♪
Hi, SpongeBob. Great to see you, buddy.
Hi, Plankton. What ya doing?
I thought I was going to steal something.
Can't imagine why.
So I'm just enjoying this lovely day.
Okay, bye-bye.
Hello, my dear.
I must say you look ravishing tonight.
Oh, my, you're a tiny thing, but awfully cute.
Tell me about yourself.
Well, I'm in the food service business.
I'm a bit of a restauranteur.
I'm the founder and owner of the Chum Bucket.
Never heard of it.
It's across the street.
Doesn't ring a bell.
It's on the back of the phone book.
Come on. I paid a lot of money for that ad!
Never mind. Never mind. I'd like to hear about you.
[screaming]
I'm on fire! It's burning!
Such lovely destruction.
Help! Save me! [slurping]
Save me!
I'll help you.
Do not worry, citizen. I'll catch you.
[grunting]
Coming down.
Oh, no.
Thanks, buddy. [slurping]
Take me home, baby.
Even though you're a tidy green loser,
I could never stay... mad... at... you.
[static]
[creaking]
[screaming]
Karen!
Don't you leave me, Karen. Not again.
[dramatic music playing]
I hope this works.
Oh, Karen, please wake up.
I promise never to take you for granted again.
[beeping]
What happened?
I had a reality check. That's what happened.
[applauding]
Come on, let's go home to the Chum Bucket, honey.
I had the strangest dream. I dreamt there were two of me.
Two of you? Well, that is strange.
[exploding, shattering]