Today we test the human airbag.
Let's talk about that
Good Mythical Morning.
As anyone who has seen a crash test dummy video knows,
an airbag can provide a crucial layer of added protection when you're on the road.
You know what else is considered added protection?
Not having sex.
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You were saying?
Yes, I was saying when airbags,
well, in a car,
they're no doubt great, but,
you know, there's now airbags that exist
without the car, just for the human.
Yes, I do know that.
The human airbag, it looks like a vest.
It's a wearable,
near full body airbag to protect us when we fall.
And if we didn't try this thing out ourselves,
we just wouldn't be doing our jobs.
It's time for
Tall Boys Go Boom.
Testing the Human Airbag.
Okay, Ian and Anthony,
before we blow you up,
I'm going to show you a couple of official videos from S-Airbag,
which is the company we purchased these products from.
So, let's take a look at this first one.
S-Airbag.
Human airbag protection.
Is that pajamas?
Whoa.
Oh, my goodness.
Did you see?
His head turned into a marshmallow?
Full hip protection?
Full head protection?
Complete neck support?
What else you got?
Top shoulder protection?
I need this.
But no bottom shoulder.
Okay.
All right.
You got to leave something out.
Whoa.
That's an interesting fall.
Pretty stiff, Mr.
Mannequin.
That's how I fall.
I just stay completely
straight.
Timber.
I guess if you really got this suit on, you're,
like,
really trusting it so you don't have to try to catch yourself at all.
I am super interested
in this because I have injured all of these things,
hips, backs,
collarbones, heads,
pelvis.
I've broken some stuff, injured some things,
and fallen a lot.
Well,
I typically spend a lot of time trying not to fall.
So,
maybe I can be wearing this and not have to worry about that.
A new level of freedom.
Now, it's not cheap.
These things are eleven sixty-nine.
That's one thousand, one hundred,
and sixty-nine per airbag with four extra cartridges.
And we bought two of these?
Yeah, we did.
So, I hope
we get some views on this.
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Please.
Of course, it's usually for seniors.
That's how they're marketing it, right?
And I don't mean high school seniors.
I mean old folk.
I mean, this is the true story.
So the CEO of S-airbag, Mr.
Su,
his grandfather passed away from an accidental fall.
That happens all the time.
You get old, you fall,
and that could be the beginning of a decline.
And so this is a way not only to make a fashion statement,
but not have that happen to you.
So, you give it to your nana,
and then you call her every day like, Nana,
you've been wearing your?
You think you get nana to wear?
Your airbag?
Hell, no.
She'd be like, oh, yeah.
I put on this vest every time I decide to walk somewhere.
Well, and the thing that I was interested in,
in watching this thing deploy was, I've seen a video of this thing,
like, on TikTok,
and I thought that maybe
you had, like,
a little remote control or something that you hit.
I'm falling.
No, it's.
But no, there's a gyroscope in there,
right?
That
basically it knows the angle that you're falling and the speed that you're falling,
and then boom, it activates and catches you just in time.
Yeah.
So at this point, you should be feeling,
I think,
pretty solid about testing these things out,
except for the fact that we paid over two thousand dollars for them.
Right.
I'm curious.
But
I did want to show you another
one of the company's official
videos
before we do that.
Here we go.
That's a problem.
Where's the head?
Not having a head.
Where's his clothes?
You fall slower, though,
when you're naked.
Hold on.
Okay.
Hold on.
Hold on, now,
that doesn't make me feel great.
Is it that you need to have a head or that it doesn't work?
Yeah.
What are we supposed to do with that?
Well, the thing is that you both have heads,
so I think you'll be okay.
And I'm wearing pants.
Good gracious.
Well, okay, now let's do it?
Welcome to the Hope We Don't Fall But If We Do,
It'll Be Okay Because of This Vest Zone.
Hopefully.
We have
trust issues with this thing.
So,
to decide who is going to test it out first,
we're first going to test it out on
these dozen eggs and predict how many are going to break.
Whoever's closest to the right answer gets to go second.
And technically, it's how many more will break,
because just a moment ago,
Link dropped the eggs and two of them broke.
So, we have ten eggs that are unbroken.
And I predict that it's going to work.
It's going to be fine, and no more eggs are going to break.
So I'm saying two is my guess.
The existing two.
Well, that's what I was going to say.
Okay.
Well, I went first.
So, now you need to change.
Just say
any eggs at all break, and you win.
All right, some other eggs are going to break.
Okay.
At least
one.
So that's
one.
Okay.
So to activate this thing, we snap it.
So that turns it on.
Grandma's playing her song again.
Yeah, she is.
There we go.
Okay.
All right, I'm going to let you
toss it.
You're dripping a little bit.
Oh, really?
Well, that's the egg that already broke.
So
this is our crash path for us later.
I'm just going to kind of throw it up here and just let it hit right on the
ground,
right?
I mean, and it should know.
Start upright
and then it falls, you know?
It's got to think it's falling.
Okay, here we go.
Grandma?
You okay?
Grandma?
It didn't deploy.
Your vest didn't work today.
But did any of them break?
Did any more eggs break?
This is
the patch from.
Well, even though you just threw it down,
did that egg break?
Yeah, it did.
Okay.
You got to go first.
Oh, gosh.
It doesn't even work.
It's not going to work at all.
You first.
Okay.
All right, buddy.
I don't like falling.
I'm going to do some practice falls, but I don't even like practice falling.
I mean, I'm falling onto these things.
The last time I fell, I don't even remember it.
It's mushy, man.
Well, it's kind of mushy.
It's like, you know, stunt.
You did it.
It's the most nervous stunt guy I've ever seen.
Okay.
Should I do a jump and roll like that?
You should fall like an old lady.
Hey, where's the good fishing spot?
Wearing the trout bag today?
That's what you look like, a fisherman.
That's why I'm talking to you like that.
But listen,
you feel better?
I'm nervous.
I'm still nervous.
Then do another one.
No, I'm good.
I'm gonna put my.
Show me how you're going to fall.
You try different things.
Well, you watched me.
Which is the coolest one?
The one where you just kind of like.
Just this one?
Like a trust fall on your back.
Yeah, do it one more time.
Yeah, there you go.
And then like this?
I just stay like this.
Yeah, stay like that.
Now, come on.
All right, sit here.
Hey, mine's not activated.
I need this.
I need this to work.
Turn around.
All right, so then you zip up.
Zip up.
Zipper up.
Look like you're going fishing.
Now.
All right, so it's activated.
All right, Rhett, you ready?
Let's do a countdown.
I'm more nervous with this thing on.
I know, because it's going to explode around you.
You think it's really going to do it?
When people in a car accident with an airbag,
it can break their nose.
It'll save their life.
This might break some innards.
Break a rib or something.
Okay, you ready?
Well, we're going to count down from three,
and then you're going to say something that an old lady would say while she's
falling.
Okay.
Three, two one.
Oh, Nelly.
Come on, S-Airbag.
I know what the S stands for.
Well, grandma's not doing well.
Come on, try again.
Fall down.
What the crap?
You were just running.
You weren't even sprinting.
Let me tell you.
it's a little alarming.
It's a little alarming.
Holy moly.
You were just running.
Did you get that?
You smell that?
Did you crap your pants?
Oh, my God.
That was amazing.
Well, you look awesome.
How do I look?
I mean, you weren't even falling.
I was about to do an awesome thing.
Fall now and see if it feels better.
Well, how does that feel?
I mean, it feels fine.
Did you think you were shot?
Dude, it's crazy.
It's just like.
Whoa.
It's like the biggest fart you've ever left.
You look like a popcorn kernel.
I can't wait for you to experience it.
Just start running.
Grandma's going to be like, I got to get my prunes.
And then it's just going to.
Yeah, think about that.
Like, grandma falls, she gets up.
Everybody's checking on her, she's like.
I mean,
why doesn't Nana just keep it like that all the time?
It looks great.
Right?
Yeah.
I'm a bit afraid.
Did anything fly off anywhere?
No.
I mean, it was so fast.
All right,
I'm going to go for it now.
Where are the pockets?
Hold my glasses.
What kind of fall you're going to do?
I'm going to do the fall that you were going to do.
Okay.
Just going to fall backwards.
It is freaking nerve racking.
Yeah, it is.
Damn, this is nervous,
because it sounded like a ballistic explosion.
It was very loud.
You'll be fine.
I'm an old man.
Run.
Nothing.
Okay, don't run.
Get up slowly.
Grandma, get up slowly.
Okay, now
do a bigger.
Do a bigger jump.
Like, do one where you jump in.
Well, it works.
Nana's gonna have a heart attack.
I mean, she's gonna die one way or another.
And somebody else is going to have a heart attack.
Grandpa's going to die watching her.
You were like.
Give me my glasses.
Give me my, give me my glasses.
Well, so far, so good.
Did it get you?
It's pretty nerve racking.
I mean, at what point did it deploy?
And what's happening to mine?
And then after this, grandma can get in the pool
and just float.
Let's do it again.
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Keep talking about that because I don't want to do this.
Yeah, I'm a little bit nervous.
But here's the thing.
We think that potentially what went wrong, because something did go wrong,
is that
these are super smart vests.
We're going to give S-Air
the benefit of the doubt.
Not a sponsor.
Super smart vest.
They knew that we were messing around,
that we're just practicing.
I think we have to make a realistic falling situation,
and it will sense
this is actually happening
and it will deploy.
Okay, so
the scenario is,
it is New Year's Eve at the retirement home,
and the grannies are
getting tipsy.
And instead of the apple dropping at midnight.
It's not an apple?
I thought the ball was an apple, too.
It used to be an apple.
Instead of the thing that falls falling, it's the granny.
Grannies are falling.
So, let's point her up.
Granny's fall, then the panties fall.
Am I right?
All right, so plug this thing up.
Let's activate it.
God, I don't want to do this again.
I feel like it might just go off as soon as I plug it in.
Okay.
All right, so we're going to do a countdown,
and we're going to fall.
You guys do a countdown from ten like it's New Year's Eve.
Not ten.
Do it for three.
Hold up.
We get to the front, and you're gonna fall on this part.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I'm gonna fall.
Let me see.
We're gonna hit each other.
No, we're not gonna hit each other.
All right, it's about to be New Year's.
Three, two,
one.
Yay.
New year!
We survived!
That's how we feel.
Another year.
They worked so well that time.
We didn't even have to run around.
Yeah, now we can run around.
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