Hello witches and wizards today I'm here with my friend Bribry. Hi how are you. Today we
are going to tell you some of our favorite Harry Potter Puns. So Bribry what you got.
Hey Evan Do you know what type of tampons Severus Snape uses always. That’s a maxi
pad isn’t it. I don’t know. I love how we are just like I dunno. I'm really glad
we’re Firenze. I think our friendship's so tight but I don't think anything could
ever severus. AHHHH. That’s good. That’s clever. Put two together. So I was at school
the other day and I met Hermione. And she was being well weird but you know granger
things have happened. no okay. Faux you. Ohh. EH eh. It’s ace not accio. It’s accio.
It’s accio in America. Someone needs to tell the Slytherins to stop being so crabby.
ohhhhh. You go goyle. Did you hear umbridge’s money isn’t worth as much as it used to
be. Yeah the Dollar is down. Dolores dollar is. That’s shit man. That’s actually bad.
The dollar is down. My friend walked into my living room the other day. crazy right.
And he said dude your shelf is making loads of weird noises. And I said oh don’t mind
him thats just dobby the house shelf. What’s it. I don’t know. So if you’re hungry
you just have to put food in your malfoy you won’t be able to get nourishment. *whispers*
God.You ready to go ahead.
Hey Evan. Hello BriBry. How do hogwarts students crawl in to tight spaces. how do they. They
Ron Weasle their way in. I thought you were gonna go for slytherin. oh shit yeah. What
did the orange say to lupin’s juicer. ummm. stop trying to remus. wait what. whenever
I watch a Jack and Dean sketch. I always like to tell whena video has more of a howard influence
or a dobby one. ok. what that’s not. Thats not good. I hate Umbridge. thats great. I
have seen her in other movies like no I will hate you. Just Umbridge. Yeah.It’s Umbridge
no matter what. I dressed up like Umbridge once. Can I show you a picture. yeah. oh wow
that looks. No I. I was looking at it right now. I always wanted to marry one of the Weasley
family. Today I realized dude thats just Ron. No. Is it just the ginger or what. So I was
thinking do I have any friend that would possibly teach me quiddditch then I went wait a minute
I have one Oliver Wood. HEEY. You liked one. That’s good that’s good. thanks finally
yeah. That’s a really good one. I thought you would say that pun is Riddikulus or something.
Oh no thats crap that’s crappy. So I was talking to J.K. Rowling the other day and
I said to her Joanne write another book or what. That’s her name. That’s thats her
name. That’s the joke. When I try to drink out of a milkshake I usually use thestrals.
That’s good. That’s good are you expecting like overwhelming laughter. I’m not accepting.
I heard you need money for the train home. I don’t have a centaur I would help out.
AHH that’s better (Bribry says something after that but I can’t figure it out.).
Sometimes I like to paint I like to mix a lot of the colors. So if there’s a tree
in front of a purple sunset I use like Lavender Brown. What was your least favorite part of
the movies. My least favorite part. Yeah. The second movie I just thought was atrocious.
Yeah I always didn’t like how they left out some characters it really peeved me out.
good. The prisoner of Azkaban tried to kill a dementor. The crookshanks him and then he
died. What’s your favorite Harry Potter book. My favorite book is the third one cause
I read that first before. Mine was most certainly the fifth one. dead sirius. You’re not.
You don’t appreciate them like I do. I do. I do appreciate your hard work. oh oh thank
you. You're welcome. That’s crucio to our friendship. It’s crucio to our friendship.
Yeah thats actually good. Did you come up with that just now. yeah. Well that’s clever
I appreciate that. Did you see the construction worker rip dow 12 Grimmauld place. No. Yeah
the dementor it down. AHH. NAHH. NO. So tonks for watching give us a thumbs up if you liked
it. Be sure to check out BriBry link in the description. And without further ado. I’ll
guess I will see you guys next week goodbye. *cue catchy whistling outro* *swoosh* See you later thanks I’m sorry. Go- Your’s
sorry.
click below. Ah I’m so sorry. It’s too bad. I heard the philosopher’s stone is
actually a thing. Yeah. You see that’s why I thought it was just a made up thing. No
you might as well just change Harry Potter then. It’s not an American thing. Chad.
Chad Stevens. Chad Stevens and the Sorcerer’s Stone. He’s a relatable guy. Hey Chad. You're
a wizard. You're a wizard.