♪ La la la la la la la la la ♪
La!
Where am I?
Hey, SpongeBob. I heard your brain was sick,
so I brought you this cookie pizza.
Gee, thanks.
And here's some chocolate milk.
The king of flavored dairy drinks.
Oh, Krabby Patty, I'm so glad we're friends again.
Just remember, SpongeBob.
I'll always be with you, right here.
In my heart?
Actually in your arteries. Now do me a favor and wake up.
Wake up.
Wake up!
Well, I wish these Krabby Patties
would just serve themselves so I could keep cooking.
- Yay! - Yay!
Yeah!
Whoa, my spatula never did that before.
Krabby! Patty! Krabby! Patty!
Huh
[laughing]
I don't know how you're doing this, boyo,
but keep it up.
Folks will pay every cent they have
to watch Krabby Patties dance. Look at how cute they are.
We're running out of them dancing patties.
Faster, boyo, faster!
Oh, my goodness!
I almost forgot to flip that one.
There we go.
Okay, that's great, SpongeBob,
but you don't have to knock me in the-
[shrieking]
Squidward, why'd you make that weird noi-
[screaming]
Easy, boy, easy.
I never thought I'd say this,
but I got to get out of this kitchen!
No!
[screaming]
Squidward, that giant Krabby Patty is
on a rampage! We have to escape.
Do you always go barefoot at work
or have I just never noticed before?
Wouldn't this just count as half barefoot?
Squidward, behind you!
Abandon ship!
[screaming]
It's a Krabalanche!
Now here are some of the slogans we've been kicking around.
Krabby Patties, like a friend, but edible.
Krabby Patties, the shut-ins favorite patty.
And finally, Krabby Patties, shove 'em in your mouth hole.
[belching]
And we're back.
My first guest had dinner with me just last night.
He's a close personal friend of mine.
Please welcome the Krabby Patty.
Great to have you back on the program.
Great to be here, BB.
Well, I'm sorry to say it, but last night
you were not quite as delicious as one would hope.
Oh, don't worry.
I'm sure Mr. Krabs will give you a refund.
[laughing]
[unintelligible]
Bubble Bass, who you talking to down there?!
Mother! Please stop trying to undermine
my fantasy talk show!
[growling]
Hey, psst, it's me, the patty.
Oh, hi.
It's just me and you out here now.
So just do it, eat me.
What about Foodcon?
Oh, forget Foodcon.
You're starving, and I'm right here.
Maybe you're right.
Of course I'm right.
I'm a talking sandwich.
Yes, a sandwich has no reason to lie.
No. I made a vow. I will not eat you.
What are you doing in here, boy?
You're wasting all me food.
Boy?
Oh, hey, Mr. Krabs. When did you get in here?
Boy, I'm worried that- [babbling]
Got it?
I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs.
Hey, could you run that by me again?
Sure, I said, I'm worried that- [babbling]
That's what I thought you said.
Now, let me offer this as a rebuttal.
[screaming]
Stay back! I'm warning you!
Alright, now you're just acting silly.
I want you to- [babbling]
No! Don't eat me! I'm too chewy!
[screaming]
[panting]
[babbling]
Holy shrimp! They're everywhere!
[screaming]
[babbling]
[screaming]
I told you that shirt was hideous.
[screaming]
No! No! I want to live! I want to live!
Hmm.
A little bit different but they taste familiar.
[belching]
Well, that wasn't familiar.
[belching]
You feeling okay?
Cause there's sesame seeds growing out of your back.
[belching]
What's going on?
Oh. [groaning]
I never should have eaten four.
[belching]
[growling]
The new patties, they're making everyone change.
[groaning]
[belching]
I gotta get outta here!
[shrieking]
Maybe I'll pass on this patty.
Right here.
[groaning]
[belching]
Bite my bun.
Well, giant patty.
Well, I guess it's just you... and me.
Wait. What was I supposed to do again?!
Just make direct contact.
Direct contact. You mean like this?
It's working! Keep going, SpongeBob!
You can do it!
Oh, my body filling with Krabby Patty.
Enormous strain.
Never absorbed this much Krabby Patty
into my body before.
In fact, never absorbed any Krabby Patties
into my body, come to think of it.
[grunting]
Okay, what do I do now?
[babbling]
[screaming]
No!
This is gonna cost me money.
Mr. Krabs, I wish you wouldn't worry
about money at a time like this.
Right you are, boyo.
[music playing]
Mm. Honey.