-Go. -No, I gotta wait--
-No. Go. -I'll see you inside, okay?
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Peter,
we would love to welcome you back to Midtown High,
where we shape heroes.
-Uh-huh. -Or murderers.
-Stop it. -Huh?
-It's an honor to serve you, sir. -It's not.
Mysterio was right.
-Stop. That's all. -Mysterio was right.
Some students put this together for you.
-No, you did that. -I helped a little bit.
And I tried to stop you so many times, but you powered through.
-He did all of that. -Did a great job.
I hope you have time to check it out.
Feel free to walk or swing through the hallway.
Or crawl on the ceiling to avoid everybody.
-We all know you can do it. -I'm just gonna...
-I know what you did. -Stop. You're embarrassing yourself.
He's a conspiracy theorist.
We were lab partners. Did you know that?
Climb it!
Climb it! Climb it! Climb it!
Look at that sticky bastard go.
Freak!
I'm where he gets all his best ideas.
That's why he calls me his Spidey mentor.
Peter! Good to see you, bud! I'll see you later!
Oh, my God, he's so cute!
What's it like being Spider-Man's teacher?
Well, Peter's always been more than a student to me.
He's been more like a son. Who's also my little brother.
So, what do you think about
these crazy Mysterio conspiracy theories that are spreading online?
There's a conspiracy theory that
Justin Timberlake was in NSYNC at one time.
And then you look it up, and, oh, he was in NSYNC.
My ex-wife, for example, she's been spending a lot of time online.
And, you know, the Internet is a wild place
that really beckons people like her who are a little lost
and kind of have forgotten where they came from and who they are
and that they love someone very much.
Sometimes you just forget these things and you end up in a subreddit,
believing in Mysterio.
Sorry, what was your question?
So you never noticed he had extraordinary athletic abilities?
I mean, it's a science school,
so two push-ups is extraordinary athletic abilities.
In your book, you revealed that the name "Spider-Man" was your idea.
Were there any others that you tossed around before settling on "Spider-Man"?
Yeah, uh, there were a few.
You know, "Arachnokid." "The Bitten."
When I think about it, there were times that he was sticking to the wall,
or he had this stuff coming out of his wrist.
But I didn't really think much of it. I just...
I've been doing this a long time. It's just a lot of kids.
I noticed that in your book I'm not mentioned once.
No. No, I'm pretty sure you are. Uh...
I mean, you're...
Whoa, there are pictures in this?
If that spider had bitten me,
we'd be talking about a different Spider-Man right now.
I think I would have maybe had a different style costume.
Maybe something with flared legs, maybe.
As sexy as possible.
So, what is an appropriate text to send
to an ex-girlfriend in the middle of the night?
You look great, by the way.
Thank you. You look as beautiful as ever.
What do you say to the people who claim
that you're not really friends with Peter Parker?
You know, it hurts.
Because...
You know, I...
Tell me:
If the spider that gave you your powers were here right now,
what would you say?
Would you say, "Thanks"? Or, "Thanks for nothing"?
I would say "Thanks."
"For nothing"?
You can catch the rest of my exclusive interview
with Peter Parker today at lunch, only on MNN.
Up next, Lady Liberty is getting a makeover,
and some of Midtown High's very own artists share
their ideas of what she should look like.
We'll be right back after this important message
from Principal Morita about cafeteria safety.