-You know, guys, I'm in my 40s, married, two kids,
but nothing -- and I mean nothing --
makes me feel older than when I realize I no longer understand
the new slang terms teenagers are using.
And it seems like, these days, teen slang is evolving so fast
that, sometimes, it's hard to keep up.
So we decided to give you a little primer on
new teen slang terms in a segment we call
"Seth Explains Teen Slang."
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Our first new teen slang term is "pet flicks and chill."
Here's the definition.
When someone will only make out with you
after you watch videos of their cat.
Here it is in a sentence.
"Sarah is a great kisser, but if I have to watch
one more video of Baxter playing with yarn, I'm out."
#Petflicksandchill.
Next, we have "Chair-nobyl." Here's the definition.
The two-row exclusion zone around
the kid in class with bad B.O.
"Matt never showers after gym, so everyone gives him
a three-chair radius to avoid the fallout."
#Chairnobyl.
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Up next, we have "reef cake." Here's the definition.
A guy who smokes weed all day but is somehow still ripped.
Here it is in a sentence.
"Trevor's bong must weigh 100 pounds,
because he's always stoned,
but he's got arms like a longshoreman.
That boy a reef cake."
Next, we have -- [ Applause ]
That one works 'cause teens also use beefcake.
Next, we have "McRib." Here's the definition.
The kid who shows up to school once every year.
Here it is in a sentence.
"Chase made his annual appearance to class
for the final exam, promptly flunked, and headed on home.
Guess we'll see that McRib next year."
Next up -- You guys have probably heard of ghosting.
Ghosting, which means to suddenly stop communicating
with someone you're dating.
Well this is "superghosting." Here's the definition.
When someone ghosts you because they die.
And here it is in a sentence.
"Brad stopped answering my texts two weeks ago,
and I was worried that I did something wrong.
But good news -- he was dead."
#Superghosted. #RIPBrad.
Up next, it's "bummer camp." And here's the definition.
When your parents send you away to summer camp
so they can iron out the details of their divorce.
I did say "bummer."
"Tommy's pumped to go to Camp Onowaga this year,
but I heard he's only going because his mom
boinked her trainer.
My dude has no idea he's going to bummer camp."
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Next up, some of you might be familiar --
you might remember the '80s sitcom "Punky Brewster,"
about a young orphan.
Well, it also happens to be super-popular
with teens in 2019.
It's popular with teens now,
not with the 40-year-olds in my writers's room.
This is a real thing teens are doing,
not something we constructed out of our own experience
and pretended that teens are saying it.
Come on, guys.
The slang team that 2019 teens are using is "Hunky Brewster."
What does it mean?
It's that really hot orphan in class.
Let's see it in a sentence.
"Whoa! Check out Hunky Brewster over there.
I'd never abandon that kid in a mall."
And, finally, you've probably heard the term
"sun's out, guns out," which is used when guys
want to show off their muscles during summer.
Well, our last new teen slang term is "eggs out, legs out."
Here's the definition.
It's when your dad makes you breakfast in his tighty-whities.
For example, "Let's get out of here stat.
It's already 8:30, and dad will be down here soon,
and it'll be eggs out, legs out."
This has been "Seth Explains Teen Slang."