Alright. It's here. The day of reckoning.
The poddies donated during our support drive.
In exchange, I said I would shave my trademark beard off, and we're making good on that today.
We're at the Handsomizer in Nashville, and we're gonna do this thing.
I'm not happy about this at all.
I'm so happy about this.
It's been about 5 times that he's tried to make a break for his truck.
Oh, I do need to get something out of the truck.
No!
I guess this is where I sit?
Yes!
As we go, we're doing different incarnations of this beard.
For the record here, Steve, I'm here under protest.
You look a bit tense.
I had a friend of mine that was a hairdresser, and she's like, "Good thing your hairs a little
long, cuz you're probably gonna look funny without your beard."
What're you doing?
Let's go with chops.
Ooh! I've always wanted chops!
Yes!
Chops would make me look tough.
It's already happening!
Oh gosh!
You're missing it, Betty!
It hurts.
You're being brave.
So brave.
Do I get a lollipop at the end of this?
Oh, you so got as many lollies as you'd like.
Wally, just be still like a statue.
I can see my face looking fat from here.
Don't hate me, but muttonchops-- not a terrible look on you.
Alright. First look.
What do you think?
Yes and yes! I look tough!
This is great! Can we just stop here?
Could Bekah cut this off?
Yeah, when we get to that, can I take a swipe?
Oh yeah!
Oh my gosh. You are liking this way too much.
You realize she has no training, Steve, right?
Like this is not a thing.
And I think we're done.
Oh man.
I look like a tough infant.
My neck is disappearing as we speak.
I would rather lose a limb.
No! No.
You see Bekah's face?
Like, "I'd rather lose a limb!"
Nananana, hey hey hey, goodbye.
That was insult to injury.
Oh wow.
I'm struggling to hold the camera.
You're next, Gavin!
Oh, my wife is going to be so sad.
I think she's been texting me.
Honey, I'm so sorry!
Oh gosh.
Oh wow.
It's ok.
It's not ok.
It's pretty far from ok right now.
I just have to preface all of this with saying none of this is Steve's fault.
If I cry, it has nothing to do with Steve.
He did a great job.
3, 2, 1, Ta-da!
Oooooooh noooooooo.
Oh my gosh, it's Brad Pitt!
Oh it's not ok.
You look so much younger!
Oh, it is pretty far from ok.
Oh my gosh, honey, I am so sorry.
I look totally different.
Well, there you go.
$10,000.
You can make someone look like this as well.
This is thanks to our poddies.
Which thank you again if you gave during our support drive at wally.show.
Poddies, you made this happen.
Oh! Thank you.
You get 2 mints because you were so still.