Let's end this.
Quad bat fight!
[screaming]
We need helmets!
I wish we still believed in the quadfather.
He still believes in you.
What's this I hear you little gobble ghouls
are leaving without a meatball?
It's the quadfather.
Don't be fusilli.
[laughing]
You've had the worst.
Now, shop at the best.
Goosebumps. Dawn?
No, I can't. I'm sorry. I'm not buying it.
Not buying what?
I'm not buying any of it.
You're up to something
and I'm going to find out what it is.
It's still not that bad.
Uh-oh, nature's calling back.
It's that bad.
Can't fight over the remote every time we want to watch TV.
He's right. You should just let me have it.
You all know your lives are better
when I'm in control.
You mean when I'm in control.
I'd like to be in control for once.
Let's crank up the tunes!
[gasping]
Beep... beep.... beep... beep.
We're not little kids who run to our mom and dad.
[creaking]
[gasping]
Mom? Dad?
[groaning]
No!
Ladies and gentlemen, presenting,
[everyone] Squishy Paws!
[cheering]
I can't let my brothers go to detention alone.
It's the quad code.
Not my face.
[gasping]
Well, at least there's enough nose gum for the four of you.
Here comes the cameras! Eyes open!
How'd we do?
How'd we do? We have eight eyes and seven of them are closed.
[laughing]
The worst dance fail ever, Harpers.
[laughing]
You know what? You don't like what people are saying...
let's go change the conversation...
with our hips.
Olé!
I don't hate this.
Neither does he.
Drop your kids with us to play
while you shop for the holiday.
- Goodbye family game night. - Yes!
And they're bringing their kids for double family game night.
No!
[groaning]
Hey, guys.
This isn't what it looks like.
Hey, dad, jazz hands.
[screaming]
[whistle blowing]
Alright, puppet roll call! Nicky!
Here.
- Ricky! - Present.
Dicky!
How's it going?
Happy Valentine's Day!
Kids.
Look at our four little cupids.
One... two.
[screaming]
Hey, it's the quad code.
All for quad.
[everyone] And quad for all!
Let's grab the gold and get.
I just said that.
- I said it better. - Come on now,
let's just grab the gold and get. I said it the best.
The secret is to really hit the get.
Well, you live, you learn.
Uh.
We got him!
He's real! He's totally real! I can't believe he's real!
I knew he wasn't real.
[roaring and screaming]
[screaming]
Oh, was your book club meeting today?
No, don't go for the hole! It's a gopher hole!
- That's what I said! - I'm so confused!
Whoa!
I did it.
Uh, what was that?
Well, if I've learned anything since my fifth birthday...
Oh, ho, ho, ho!
...that's an elephant.
It's a bear!
Bear!
Whatever! Either way, I'm running!
It's a bear!
I feel good about this.
He's gonna make a great president.
And he seems humble.
Ha! Fooled you! Being class president is easy.
I made up all those jobs, so you'd drop out.
I did it! I'm class president! Whoo!
[gasping]
What's happening?
We're about to emptied to the back of that truck!
We gotta get out of here!
W- uh, my pants!
Grab 'em!
- No! - No!
Hey.
That would... also be my kid.
Wow. She got sick air.
True dat.
[music playing]
We call our first witness, the Harper quads.
[everyone] That's us!
Now, did we or did we not put
those golf balls in Goldberg's locker?
Yes, we did.
Totally.
There you have it. The quads are guilty!
Whoa!
- Cool. - Awesome.
Big foamy snake.
If I was a superhero, I'd have super speed.
[cooing]
My super power would be to fly.
I'd be able to manipulate people with my mind.
This is unbelievable.
Best vacation ever selfie.
[chattering]
I guess. How loud are we gonna get?
Ear bleeding? Or brain melting?!
Let's melt some brains!
Two, three, four!
♪ Swishy, Swishy He's our pet! ♪
Now, let's dance.
♪ Goo goo goo goo gah gah Goo goo goo goo gah gah♪
[screaming]
[clapping]
You can thank us later.
- I'm gonna get ya! - Ah! Googly eyes!
[groaning]
Her ball went in! The quads win!
Whoo-hoo!
- Give it to me. - No, give it to me.
I know it's you, Harpers.
It is not us. We are popcorn robots.
Beep, bop, boop, bop, beep, beep, beep, bop, bop.
You don't like Mae, you just miss Mom.
- We don't miss Mom. - That's childish.
What are we? Babies?
So, what's for dinner, Mae?
[gasping] Okay, I see it now.
Up top.
[groaning]
♪ That fall down the stairs It wasn't no joke ♪
♪ I just hope my arm Didn't broke ♪
[everyone] Word.
Oh, can I paint a self portrait?
Any subject.
Uh, can I make something out of food?
Any medium.
[gasping] Sweet or salty.
Haven't decided yet.
[gasping] Fell to the ground and it's...
it's still in one piece.
I guess it's not a total disaster.
Yeah. [sighing]
Beat cave man.
[groaning]
Uh, wait, Dicky, no!
I was faking it, too.
See ya, kids!
[everyone] Bye!
Yeah, this is my helicopter!
Oh, cool helicopter!
I own it!
I preheated the oven, but I didn't put anything in it.
[gasping]
[screaming]
Hey at least something got set on fire.
Four tires and seven years ago,
our father bought a set of all weather radials
from Honest Abe's,
where you're guaranteed to get four perfectly matching tires
that work in perfect harmony, just like quads.
Quads like us.
Hey, get out my quadfessional!
Hey, get out of Ricky's quadfessional.
But I want to make sure we're not gonna have
- a limp party. - Nicky's right.
Think about how bad that'd be for us.
I-I mean Mae. This is all about Mae.
Yeah... Mae.
This is a hockey hang out. There's no love.
Yeah! We may hug after a goal, but there's no love.
Now, are you gonna get up and leave on your own?!
Or are we gonna have to check you outta here?!
[screaming]
Now, right!
And finish line!
Good fake run. That was record fake time.
- Yeah. - Fake awesome.
We stole her stinking war pig!
[cheering]
[squealing]
And he's so cute.
Awe.
[farting]
Eww.
Now who's ready to get elefunky?
[trumpeting]
You guys should've seen the looks on your faces.
Yeah, you're all, like.
We weren't at all like.
Yeah, we're way to old to be all like...
over something so childish.
That's it, this is my advantage.
Every quad for himself.
Whoa! Oh, what's going on?
- Let us out of here! - Are you guys okay?
Ricky, who did this?
I did.
[dinging]
Doolie?
You're the bike thief?
No... I am.
[everyone] Grammy?
- She's not up there, Dicky. - Yes, I am.
[screaming]
Okay, fine. We're all selfish
and none of us were totally truthful.
But if you would just fly this thing, you'd understand.
I doubt it. I mean, what's so great
about a big plane with no wings?
[screaming]
[whimpering]
[babbling]
We have another ghost!
[laughing]
Good one, guys.
Hey, there's Mae. Mae, over here!
Ooh.
You're watching the Edgewood Buffa-lowdown
with our number one morning announcements team
and Shelley with the action cam lowdown.
It's lowdown time!
Snake!
[screaming]
Look what happened!
[screaming]
It's a good thing we're on the first floor.
They're on the second floor.
Go, go, go!
If this was real, we'd have left the atmosphere
and be floating in zero gravity.
Wh--
Kind of like this.
- We're in space. - We're in space?!
No fighting in our store!
Ow!
Parkers?
Could this summer get any better?
Could my summer get any worse?
You know there's a big hole on this end, right?
[growling]
This is all your fault, Dicky.
How is it my fault?
You let the Dozier, Dicky nap you.
No, I didn't. I made a deal with him.
What deal?
He'll help us with the sugar if I win in the big banana.
An he did!
I'm here for courage.
I'm here for a heart.
I'm here for a brain.
And I'm here to get back to Kansas
because there's no place like ham.
Well, then I guess I'm going to see the wizard.
You hear that, boys?
We're going to go see the wizard.
I feel a song coming on.
I'm all oiled up and a one and a two.
Stop the music! No singing.
Uh-oh, I'm stuck.
- Me too. - It's the quick dry cement.
Quick dry.
Okay, now we quaded it up.
What are we gonna do?
Uh, let's just leave the shoes and go.
We've got to get rid of Yoco.
Get rid of Yoco.
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
- She's mocking us. -
Ah! Ah!
The Harper quads working together.
Has life ever been this good?
[everyone] Nope.
[groaning]
[gasping]
It wasn't a root! It's a pipe!
We struck oil. We're going to be rich.
She should transform when she heard two claps
but I never said in or out.
So maybe it'll work both ways.
[singing]
Um, where am I?
It's better to be less popular for who you really are
than more popular for who you're not!
Hot! It's hot!
You missed four people!
I may've made up a teeny, tiny little excuse
about Squishy breaking his leg.
[gasping]
And his tail. [gasping]
And his head. [gasping]
We'll have just enough to get an above ground pool.
- I'm in. - Me too.
- I'm out. - What? Why?
The smart thing for us to do is buy fur coats.
Who buys hot fur coats in the summer?
Nobody. That's why they're cheap.
Hyper quad-jobbers, eight hands are better than two.
- Can we clean rooms? - Yeah.
Yes.
- And bring in the groceries? - Yes.
Yes. [laughing]
- And do the dishes? - Yes.
Yes, that too.
Then do the dishes and all the rest of your chores.
Hi, Miles. This is all our fault.
We probably should've told you about Mae earlier.
We just didn't want to ruin dude night.
Are you kidding? Best dude night ever!
The trick is it's all in the wrist, just.
'Kay.
It is I, Sylvia.
Sylvia?
Sylvia!
[screaming]
Unhand me, you wretched scoundrel!
[sighing] Another brother.
Oh, good. The whole family's out of here.
Yes, go.
I said, "the whole family".
That means you too, princess.
Say, "Rye".
[everyone] Rye.
- "Za". - Za.
- "Lights". - Lights.
- And all together. - Razor blades.
Come on, it's... the same face.
Sorry, mate. I didn't see it.
Even I see it.
Trick Nicky, Ricky and Dawn with a decoy party for Avery.
Then throw them the best surprise party ever.
Oh.
One... two... three!
[screaming]