[music playing]
Do we have any orange juice left?
No, we're all out.
Why did George cheat on me?
Why does any many cheat?
Well, there are two popular theories.
One, men are victims of an evolutionary process,
which genetically programs their sexual habits.
- What's the other theory? - Men are scum.
- Hi, Rose. - We brought dinner.
What did you get?
A bucket of chicken.
I hope you like it extra flat and crispy.
Stanley, what do you want?
Dorothy, I know you're still mad at me for spoiling our wedding,
but I've got some news, big news, and I thought you'd want to hear it.
You've misjudged me.
Doesn't she have the most adorable little sneeze?
Ah... ah...
Ah...
[sneezing]
It's OK, I didn't want my salad anyway.
Listen, you punk.
If you wanna fight with someone, you're gonna have to fight with me,
but I warn you I did time in Attica.
Attica's a men's prison.
I know, I was there a year before they found out.
Sorry, chief. I didn't mean to ruffle your feathers.
Oh, Dorothy.
That was magnificent!
How did you ever pull that off?
I work in the public school system, it's not that different from this.
Oh here, honey. This is for you.
I'm afraid to open it.
- What if it's from Myra? - Oh come on, Rose.
Well, what if it's got a deadly black spider in it
that's gonna leap out and bite me the moment I open it.
There you are.
You're wise, you're just wise.
I just came from the hospital they told me Sofia was discharged, is she here?
No, I haven't taken her out of the trunk of the car yet.
Blanche, we don't have to worry about what the world thinks about our relationship.
It just doesn't matter because we're there for each other.
I'd do anything for Doug and he'd bend over backwards for me.
Sometimes I just love to hug my mommy.
Oh, any luck?
- What? - Have you found her?
Oh yes, Blanche, about a half hour ago.
But now I've hidden her again, so you can find her.
Dorothy, have you ever heard of something called Dirty Dancing?
Well of course, Blanche. They did it in that movie.
- What movie? - Lawrence of Arabia, Rose.
Oh please, enough already. I mean, the woman is dying.
What could she possibly want from you?
A kidney.
- Why would she need a kidney? - To feed the cat, Rose!
Morning, everybody. Rose, I hope you don't mind. I borrowed your golf glove.
I have a date to play this morning.
- With a man? - No, Blanche. With a Venus fly trap.
Of course with a man.
- Is it Raymond again? - As a matter of fact, yes.
Raymond!
Isn't he the guy you picked up at the grocery store?
I did not pick him up.
He asked me if I could recommend a good coffee.
Then I threw myself underneath his shopping cart.
- Oh, I think he sounds really nice. - He is, he is.
We've had a wonderful time together these past few weeks.
You know, girls? I really like him.
And I think he likes me.
Just don't ruin it and sleep with him.
Of course not, Ma. I only do that with men I plan to scar psychologically.
[sighing]
Hey!
- You're not even gonna ask what's wrong? - What's wrong, Ma?
I got three days to live.
Fine Ma, I'll scratch the bengue off the grocery list.
I am not in denial.
Yes, you are. You're just denying you're in denial.
Rose, I am not denying that I am in denial.
If you're not denying you're in denial, then you're in denial.
Look, Fluff Head.
Why should I deny being in denial, when I never said I was in denial?
You were the one who said I was in denial, and don't you deny it.