*WAPISH*
Top of the mornin' to ya laddies
My name's Jacksepticeye and welcome to Dead Rising 4
I can't- I was really looking foward to this game
Because I really enjoyed all the other Dead Rising games
It's supposed to take place
Kind of around Dead Rising 1 time, you're still playing as Frank West, the same character as the first game
Well, same character.
He doesn't act at all like he did in the first game so...
I think they just did that to try and cash in-
*window breaks*
EXCUSE ME! I'm talking to the people!
MOTHER FUCKERS!
There we go!! *laughs*
This kinda follows the-
'Cause I did some Dead Rising 2 on the channel
And I did some Dead Rising 3 on the channel,
I loved making the Dead Rising 3 videos.
The Dead Rising 3 videos are the ones that I spent the most amount of time editing
Almost any video that I've done
Especially the first couple because
Well, mainly 'cause I'm just terrible at editing and it took me forever
Ooh, dagger
It took me forever to figure out how to do the things that I wanted to do for the episodes
Um,
But this kinda follows along from the Dead Rising 3 style
By being- It's more about killing the zombies...
More so than it is about the characters and more so than it is about...
I don't know, t-the time *zombie growls in background*
Because the other ones used to have a count down timer where it was like
You have this amount of time to collect Zombrex
and bring it back to your daughter and all these types of things...
Th-this one doesn't do that
This one is just kinda like
"Hey! Kill everything."
Which to me is pretty damn okay
Now, I want to make something outta these
I want to make the "Kill-O-Watt"
I did this. I did the intro already
The game doesn't start here by the way
I just did the intro becouse it was boring as fuck
Believe me you didn't miss anything
But this thing
If I can fucking drive this thing properly
Can fire electricidad
(in accent) out the front
Woosh! *laughs*
Woosh!
Nice bruh! Kill them all
"Kill-O-Watt" actually
but kill them all as well
Does someone need El Jack's assistance?
'Cause I can help
I'm very good at that
I'm supposed to be meeting up with some dude named Brad
at a hotel
Um..
But fuck that!
I'm all about killing the zombies
I'ma drive it in here
*reads text*
Santa?!
Oh god. Oh god.
What's everybody doing?
Woah!
Fuck 'em up!
Jesus Christ
This is fun!
Wait so that means there's human dudes around?
Trying to fuck shit up?
They better not be
*chuckles* I love how- I'm all intimidating in my little Go Kart
Like "Hey!"
*car honks*
"Hey!!"
*car honks*
"Stop that!" *chuckles*
*imitates car honking*
Kill everyone, kill everyone!
Kill everyone.
I can't fire over the top of this
to kill those dudes and it's really annoying me
*sings* X gonna give it to ya!
*person shouts*
Yes!
Oh, they got killed anyway!
*rewind sound effects*
*X Files theme song*
Well, I guess I'm just gonna have to do this
Oh yess!
Ohh yes!
This is FUN!
I'm having a good time!
KILLING EVERYTHING!
Noo!
Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah!
Holy fuck
WOAH!
CAN I STOP THIS?
OKAY! Holy Jesus
Can I do it again?
I wanna do that one again
That was awesome
I just charge up my power and it went off
No?
Okay...
That was fucking cool though!
I love this upgrade music! *jazz music*
A Christmas, Christmas time
It's actually the perfect time for playing this game
Christmas is around the corner
What do you want from SANTA?
Okay, what are we doing?
Let's go in here. *door slams*
That's how I enter a door
OH WABUSH!
*voice in background* Attention!
Hello?
*voice in background* The shelter has been breached.
An-anybody? Shelter's been breached?
Oh that sucks. *laughs*
This-This is an-a sledgehammer with
three hand grenades attached to it
It's fucking awesome!
It's going to run out soon th- oh no, it's not.
What am I saying
*person screams in game*
*reads text*
I hear what you're saying
But my rebuttal is NAAH!
I can fuckin' do it too.
*firing sound* OH!
I have a shotgun! *firing sound*
Oh, and I'm not afraid to use it!
Aw, shotgun's awesome!
I want more things to kill
Hey! *firing sound* Ohh!
*reads text*
I don't know, bro...
*jazz music* That's a bit of a change in tone,
don't you think?
OH MY GOD, EVERYONE'S DYING!
*sings with jazz* Chestnuts roasting,
On an open fire...
Uh! What the fu-
What the fuck is in that? Ugh, it's gross smelling
*nasally voice* Who's in trouble? Who needs assistance?
Jackaboy-man!
*firing sound* Here to save the day!
*firing sound* MA'AM!
DOWN TO THE GROUND, DOWN TO THE GROUND!
*person yells in background*
Stop or I will shoot!
*firing sound* Sir!
*zombie growls* Get off me!
*yells*
Son of a bitch!
What are you doin'?
Fuckin- Come here!
I-I'll k-karate kick you!
Nice!
Now fuck 'em up!
*firing sound* OH! *laughs*
AWESOME!
That was fun!
*reads text*
No, it doesn't; it smells like feces and shit.
Y-you'd think they're the same thing, but they're not
Ooh, we have all the vendors in here
that's who I save
Vehicle vendor, hey!
Hey! You wanna, you wanna get-
You wanna get in a fuckin' selfie, bro?
Yo- no- No, okay.
I, uh, *groans* uh
You don't wanna be in a selfie?
Wh- You're makin' me sad, dude
How the fuck- okay, annd
Cheeese!
*camera shutter clicks*
Oh, that's gonna be a good one! *chuckles*
Are you more photogenic than this guy? Wait,
let's, *camera shutter clicks*
*laughs* That's a good picture
That's going up on flips-de-flam, oh yeah
So uh, yeah, what's up fam?
Pretty lit out here, the name's, uh,
Frankie W, Westie F. as they like to call me
just hittin' the gym, just gettin' s-
just gettin' my gains on
Just gettin' my swoll on, bro
No biggie, killing zombies, getting swoll, that's how I roll
*camera shutter clicks* There we go
*reads text*
Dude, I got Batman vision!
Nice... Who's on this?
IS THAT MY FACE?
*camera shutter clicks* That bitch!
*reads text*
Throwin' darts at my head
Ooh, I'll get her, you know what I'll do when I get her?
One of those.
I'm- I'mma photograph your face. *camera shutter clicks*
That's a good fa- *laughs*
Your face is ranked F!
D-Do they all rank F
'cause it'd be funny if she was the only one
*camera shutter clicks* Oh god *laughs*
I'm ranking all your faces F!
Okay, none of you are pretty enough
for my lenses! *camera shutter clicks* What about you?
F. Everybody's an F!
*exploding sound* DASHING THROUGH THE *exploding sound* SNOW!
*door slams* *reads text* Uh oh,
*firing sound* Uh oh, *firing sound* hi! Oh!
Mother of fuckin Jesu- wait!
I have something for you!
*exploding sound*That fucking burnt myself!
Ah! Get out of my way! Please?
Excuse me sir? Sir, sir, *exploding sound* fuck you!
Okay, *exploding sound* God, I know
they have a sale on Pokémon Moon
but this is ridiculous! MOVE!
Thank you! Good, now I can
buy my Furbies in peace
Ohh, yes, *reads text* I am a *chuckles* badass shark, motherfuckers
Y'all *chuckles* better watch out now!
Am I Left Shark or Right Shark though?
'Cause that's very important
one of them was a lot better at their job than the other one
Move
'scuse me
Pardon me
Ca- yu- coming through
Wait I wana do my super attack
BOOM
I want my lightining axe again
that was cooler
Hello! and welcome to Apple™
How-How may I serve you?
Ma'am get off the counter
You are not allowed up there
Yes Sir! Yes. New iPad™, iPad Pro™
iPad mini™, iPad white. iPad black, iPad-
What! th- For fuck's sake!
I know you are all excited about the new phone
that dosen't have a headphone jack, dosen't have speakers
the new iPhone dosen't even have a fucking screen
We know! Inovative
but it's no reason to jump up into the counter
and get a ball up up in my (???)
*Jazzy Christmas music*
A flaming helmet?
Oh ho , YES!
Wait, how do I use this?
That's- Th- Am I shooting flames yet?
Th-Those are not flames!
Do you need assistance? I can- I can help
Wait, hold on AH!
WOH!
Get the...FUCK OFF Frank West
Oh It's-
I was only gotta go easy on you guys but now-
*lady screams for help*
now you've pissed me off
Lady. I got you!
*Sings I've got you under my skin*
Under my skin. I've got youuu
Deep in the heart of mee
Can you- Hey mate! I'm just trying to help
an old lady- She's not old but I
said that for some reason
I'm just trying to help this lady
C-Can Can you move?
All she wants is a new
*explosion* Yeah, thanks
All she wants is a new Samsung Galaxy Note 1-407
You okay? Can I have a reward
Thank you, okay see you later *chuckles*
You just- help her and that's it
keep her alive and then you get points
Much easier than before
I'm -I'm a good shark
Sounds like alot of you are trying to do like, the disturbed thing?
*Demonic hacking*
Ah close, very close but not the same.
You wanna gO? You w-wanna mess with West?
Ain't nobody mess with the West!
OOOooooh, sucks to be you, bro!
Excuse me? You would swear-
-that armor like yours-
-would be MUCH better than a shark outfit, but??
I'm beginning to think otherwise!
You guys suck!
You're terrible at this, your mother stinks,
And I have a crossbow that shoots fireworks.
FUCK!!
oKAY. I know we got off to the wrong foot- Sir?
We got off to the wrong foot, but if you had some foo-
fooOOOOOood!
Okay i'm just gonna eat all your tomatahs
All your tomatahs and all your corn.
And then we're all gonna be friends.
That's ni- that's a good one right there.
Can we all be friends now? :D
Jesus chri- you guys are AAAANGRY.
FUCK you.
All I wanted, was the new Van Halen CD!! (good choice)
ON VINYL.
I KNOW, Vinyls- Cd's on Vinyl doesn't make any sense,
But I'M the one with the firework crossbow here, not you!
What am I building? An "Ornament Gun"
ohohoho yeees.
oho yes this thing looks awesome, what does it do?
Jeeyhsus Christ!
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY.
Ho, Ho!
Hoho-hOLY SHIT.
*triumphant laugh*
Fuck you guys! (x2)
You think you can survive against the might of the Ornament gun?!
SUCK A DICK.
If you don't mind-
Imma get a selfie with your dead body!
Cheese! :D
*laughs*
Okay! Well that does it for this video on Dead Rising 4
This game is awesome, I know-
It's gonna be controversial because alot of people think that its not a Dead Rising game.
That they've taken out the core of what Dead Rising was.
Especially bringing back Frank West, trying to evoke some of the Dead Rising 1 feels.
And i'd agree with some of that, that-
It doesn't feel exactly like a Dead Rising game, but it is fun!
And- and that- that's really important to me as well, because it's just-
It's absolute fun to mow through hordes and hordes of zombies,
To build really crazy weapons,
And just blow shit up!
It's maybe a bit too easy, right now though.
Uhm, ill see how it gets in later in the game, but this is literally just the beginning of the game.
But for NOW,
THANK you guys, so much for watching this video.
If you LIKED it-
PUNCH the like button IN the face-
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IN THE NEXT VIDEOOOOO
[Outro music]
Ahm, excuse me, excuse me?
Shut up.