*Fart Sound*
*Jolly music plays*
Okay, I'm into it, YES!!
*Majestically headbangs to the beat*
CHRISTMAS!
*Continues the sexy mating dance, clearly getting all the ladies*
*WAPOOSH*
Top of the Mornin' to ya laddies, My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome to the Impossible Quizmas
This is the impossible quiz mixed with Christmas. I'm sorry. I'm so distracted. Cuz' this music is awesome!
I'm really into it right now so last time. I played the impossible quiz
It didn't go so good
Four. FOOUR. DAS FOOUR. I'm smart. I think those shots are getting to me
'How many sides does a rectangle have?' FOUR. ISSSTILL FOOR! if you take half a spiders leg- FOOUR. EIM ASSSMART BOIYE.
Yeah, tha-tha-that wasn't good
BUT, I'm back this time sober-er than ever before-rer so I'm gonna give this a try. I don't know what's different about this
It's very, very loud in my ears! *Yea that's what we feel while watching your videos boi*
So anybody else feeling that? ookay, so only three lives now this time
All right.*Singy-songy voice* 'On the first day of impossible Quizmas my true love gave to meee-'
*Brought to you by awkward spaces we caption authors have to fill somehow....... still waiting*
Amm.. What?
*Yea sup bitches*
Hepatitis B?
*even more silence oh boy oh boy*
What why was that right was that only right because it rhymed
Oh, I don't know. Who draped spaghetti over Scrooge's chest? the ghost of Christmas pastaaa
*lol*
Ha ha I like that one. What is this?
That is December something Punchy paper- a calender - a boiled cabbage....Boxing day
December 26th
ah!
Find the dodgy bulb
What Oh, thought I had to start checking them
Where is it?
ohh god i got ooook
I got Christmas putting all over me. Ahh i've been spittin over my mic
Ok hepatitis B. The ghost of Christmas pasta
What is this?
this is different. oh no, advent calendar chocolate, death ball, tinsel, or meaty treats
*why is chocolate so hard to spell*
*silence, brought to you by the caption authors that don't get paid enough for this shit*
Oh it's a tinsel it's a tin-Cell
*we're so proud of you, Jack!*
I get it, find the dodgy bulb.
Ahhh!
He's got an X on it wait is there more
What the fuck okay, okay, what makes Rudolph's nose glow red
Wait, I'm not being timed on this one. Why do I care um?
Years of Alcohol Abuse
That sounds right that or a tumor elf dandruff that doesn't even make any sense Fairy Dust Santa's bum crumbs
*wtf are bum crumbs*
Fairy dust - what
What makes Rudolph's nose glow red. Years of alcohol abuse
Okay
I'm I am wildly uncomfortable
I don't like this
What do you know you got some sort of septic guys going on I want to lick this candy cane clean
Oh- it actually changes colours
nice!
okay
Who wrote the song little donkey? Shrek did. *lol*
Carol, David Johnson, Eric Boswell, Gracie fields
the only reason I wanna pick Carol is because we have Christmas Carol
and apparently that's the reason
Turbo flapper *wut*
*wtf all I wanted was a turbo flapper :'(*
*by the way, there's another fart noise idk either*
hepatitis B goes to Christmas pastaaa
Boxing Day, where's the touchy bulb it's here boom
Alcohol abuse, like the thing *why*, there you go, SPEED, SPEED DEMON, SPEED RUN THIS SHIT, there we go!
uhh. Carol!
I don't know what the answer is
Seasonal headwear? Hot jets of duck septum? *wtf* beady eyeball? bumhole rubar goes here.
I don't know what the answer is!
Oh God!
I didn't realize I could lift his arms up. That's fucking terrifying!
oh no!
okay, so, maybe I'm able to click and drag on stuff
AAAHHHHHHHH *lol*
I know this quaz was started, this quiz was, quaz started in 2009 yeah, by the way
Did you make this game isn't flash? It's all
I know this quest was started as quiz with squads certainly in 2008 yeah, by the way
This is the ten year anniversary of the impossible quiz how cool is that because flash is the pinnacle of online entertainment for that authentic?
Frank says press H A
Yeah
Frank says press H a
L I be Holly boo
Wait what(x6) why in you're stocking why?
Okay have two complimentary skips where does father Christmas leave your presents Christmas tree in a bear trap in your stocking on the roof?
Way wide wide wide wide wide white and you're sucking why?
Does he leave them on the roof
Technically he does land on the roof
Damn it
Okay, now. I know what I'm doing. I'm not gonna lose any any things. Okay, ghost Christmas pasta
Oh, this is a new one. What is this Tiffany true me Christmas, sweet, baby Jesus and bought sweet, baby Jesus
Yeah, okay, okay yours of alcohol abuse. Okay, lick that yeah, you're fucked up arms. Okay lick it oh
There's only an X on one of them that I can skip, but sometimes I run out of time and I run to find it
Yeah, okay, okay yours of alcohol abuse. Okay, lick that yeah, you're fucked up arms. Okay lookit oh
oh, yeah, okay Carol boom
Okay, I have tipped. Okay gee I be Oh giblets
Okay on the roof
What none of them are the answer skip skip, I don't care, huh
Too late bucket um it's too spoopy
Why?
Too late bucket um it's too spooby
This question is the Halloween special ah
There's only one okay?
How would you rate this quiz so far fucking terrible? I can't do it solid six understand. It's almost
fuck
Christmasy or not as good as the originals. Oh, it's one of these
back
Brutally honest
Come on let's go all the way back to the stern again. I hate that about the impossible quiz
Okay, I can do it though I can do it and fight shit, but none of them are the answer. Oh come on
Don't do me like this all right. I'm using the skip again. I don't know what the answer is here
How would you rate this Christopher? Oh?
Wait, okay
Okay, I'm looking at right then
Move move, there's something over here. There's something over here. I can see it. It's mistletoe
Kisses everybody under the mistletoe
Where do pirates heard their Xmas presents in a massive chest?
Under a palm tree in the bowels of the Kraken pirates. Don't celebrate Christmas
fuck
Okay, where do pirates height their Xmas ah
Xmax the spine
Fuck
Okay, I'm gonna skip for now just because I want to progress prepare for takeoff
But what do I do? What do I do what do I do?
What do I do Oh?
Finger showed up now
Game
Okay, okay, I can do this I can do all these I've done a billion of them so far. Where's the light is this you?
That's the light okay years of alcohol abuse joy. Nom nom lick lick. Oh nom. Nom lick lick. You don't need to move it fur
There we go Carol the dog head this. What are you you are? Oh, you're a new one
ang
angel
Wow look at that oh
It's a tangles
Not angels. I haven't found out the answer to that one yet. This is the Halloween question special
I would rate this five stars
Here we have the mistletoe up here
Okay
Okay now let's skip that
Oh god it's not showing up anymore. Where's the finger?
No
Ahaha that's where they'd have it, okay
How do we do this one?
prepare for takeoff I
Hate you all right don't waste don't waste the thing
Where's that
Here we go don't waste it. Don't waste. It. Don't waste it there. It is now you can waste it. Oh God
Okay, Oh, Oh
What is happening no no I did it I did it. Oh my god. No way
holy fuck oh
I got the smell Satan is that a Santa oh?
That was close. Oh that was very close um I
Actually saw a joke about this earlier this week on reddit, I think
Noel so whatever this doesn't have any L
Woof pothole
Brave to grab something okay, at least they're not being timed I
Have to make scan the whole environment for when my finger changes into something else
This is something in the stars. This is something on your faces is it something grab pull
shove twisted poppet
Nothing does anything oh
It's eros oh
God oh god, what's gonna happen? It's gonna win lose great place your bets now oh?
Jesus I guess you did you read the joke the whole oh, it says venison costs its deer
The answer will be revealed to the Christmas cracker
What that's not the Christmas cracker okay?
Fuck shit come on man
Come on this is a secret kid skip to be found in here please I
Really want one
You have to
To the person who cracks Christmas. Oh, Jesus. Oh god. Oh, god. What is happening? Oh? Oh oh oh?
God oh, Jesus. Okay get outta here
Get out of it there you go. Oh
God cuz this Christmas interests a lot is soaking your belly, and you gotta fired it all out
What is a Turlock somewhere you can stuff a turkey a?
city in California reindeer testes or a Turkish wizard
Huck
it'll be a Turkish wizard like a Turlock, but that would really make a says, so where you can stuff a turkey I
Don't even know why that's the answer does the night before Christmas when all through the house sedative teacher was Oh?
Balls
I didn't get to read that
Okay, okay. I'm skipping. I'm skipping. choose your team.
Comment masher hey
Give it to me game
Am I giving it to me? I don't mean the badness oh?
I get this one now oh
Holy God the hold man okay here we have Satan
No, no drag the fuck Awards. Oh come on
I didn't know if you know you could drag them off the screen like that. I got it this time
I got it this time. There's no element that one warf warf warf. Please give me a joke that I've already seen I
Need this one, man. I need this to be able to afford Christmas presents for my kids
But if you would keep coolers football match. I haven't got this one
Lick the ref stand next to a fan
Ha ha ha dad jokes ok you crack Christmas
The ice you ain't flu wait for Little Billy here to eat all this food, so he used to shade it out
Boop mmm mmm beat the shit out of that stomach there you go there you go nice farts
So where you can stuff a turkey to the house, not a creature was stirring not even a mouse
Okay
Trace even click-and-drag stuff fuck I didn't I didn't mean to
Okay run up and we run question 23 can they just oh it froze?
Okay, I'm just gonna skip. I don't know choose your team
Blitzen calm it
Dasher
Donner dancer Prancer
But oh wait, oh wait if I just ah
Think you have to get all the ones in that song on Dasher on Prancer on Donner and Blitzen on vixen and tits in and
I don't know. I don't even know the fucking song. I'll read you a story this time. I'm using a skip
Think you have to get all the ones in that song on Dasher on Prancer on Donner and Blitzen on vixen and tits inand I
Don't know. I don't even know the fucking song. I'll read you a story this time. I'm using a skip
I completely forgot last time that I had skips
Fuck off. It's the 25th time to open your presents if you got any oh
Just... what... I... Wanted
Okay, what did I get now I got some sort of weird globe
Just what I?
Aw man did I fail, so it has been ten years, can you still remember?
R-remember what?
I can't remember apparently
Remember what?
other than the same things every time
Ah the impossible quiz book that's also a quiz game that I have yet to play
And vanish
Okay, I didn't get them all so I lost the life, and I think this is blue red blue yellow
The impossible quiz book that's also a quiz game that I have yet to play
And
Vanish
I'm pretty sure in the old one it was that I-I couldn't remember that I had to look it up, but oh man
That was cool. That was a good little
That was a good little memory. I mean I didn't play the game back in 2007
Yes
But did I finish it on the channel
Cuz in the other one there was a question with blue red blue yellow, right?
I think I might have but I-I played this this isn't the one I thought it was the one I played recently was
It was another impossible quiz the one with the cat and the nine lives and then with all the Jack Daniels remember that
Was a good little memory. I mean I didn't play the game back in 2007
I can't even remember when I played it on the channel
But did I finish it on the channel??
It went on forever
I think I might have but I played this this isn't the one I thought it was the one I played recently was
It was another impossible quiz, the one with the cat and the nine lives.
And then with all the Jack Daniels. Remember that? *chuckles*
But this was fun! And I liked that a lot.
Brought back a lot of memories of playing that one
Because I played that a couple years ago..
So, it holds a little bit of nostalgia
And I remember doing it as well,
um..
Cause it's one of those things that you do so repetitively that it kind of sticks in your head, but
I finished this one! Not perfectly but I got through it in the end anyways, but
MERRY CHRISTMAS!! It's not an impossible Christmas, it's a beautiful Christmas!
It's just an impossible quizmas...
I Don't know what else the say, so I'm just gonna dance
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