Candy! Candy! Candy! Candy!
Hey, what are you two going?
Nowhere. We, uh, just decided to go through the neighborhood
counterclockwise this year.
Seems like an odd, pointless choice,
much like your costumes.
Have fun, boys. Ah! Spider web!
It's a loose thread on your shirt.
Well, I guess I can't trick or treat
if my shirt's falling apart, right?
Nice try.
[groaning]
Cover? Cover? Cover?
Get your Flippees here! Now also serving hot dogs!
And for a limited time, cotton candy!
Ho ho ho!
Got any more of those cookies for Santa?
Wow. All the way from the North Pole.
Want to play some chess?
Hmm.
[buzzing]
[groaning]
[gasping]
[chuckles]
Hmm. If I move my bishop here...
And just leave your rook flapping in the breeze?
[shrieking]
But then Luan will probably move her queen there.
Hey, scram would you? This is my turf.
[laughing]
Yeah!
[grunting]
No sword fighting with the jerky.
Niños, Roberto needs a favor.
Can you watch the Mercado for him tomorrow
so he can celebrate Lori's pizza birthday?
Pizzaversary, Abuelo.
Sure, I love working here.
No. You love eating all the candy
and getting everything sticky.
[groaning]
[growling]
Trick or treat, Mrs. Flores.
[screaming]
Don't worry, it's a fake hand. My real one's right here.
Ah! Where'd it go?
Did I hear someone's handing out candy?
Hola, Mrs. Flores. Trick or treat.
Phew.
Thank you.
Good boy.
Take in that sweet scent and lead me to victory.
[screaming]
[knocking]
Hey, Miranda.
Halt, villain!
[shrieking]
I'll take that candy.
Move, Bobo, the candy is mine.
Oh, here you go, Hector.
I love that you're spending Halloween with the kids.
In fact, take a few more for being such a good Abuelo.
Thanks. I'll tell Rosa you say hi.
[growling]
[panting]
One ice cream sundae coming up.
Don't forget the gummi bears.
Whipped topping in the hizz-ouse!
And some yummy cookie crumbles!
[babbling]
Thanks, Flip,
but you're not supposed to be talking
after your wisdom teeth surgery.
You guys, she's about to try it.
[gasping]
[laughing]
Hey, CJ. I was just upstairs. Where is everyone?
They all went out to look for you.
Went out to look for me?
Yep. Except me. I'm watching Bobby.
[phone ringing]
I thought spending so much time around my sisters was a problem
when, actually, it's just the opposite.
If it wasn't for them,
I'd probably be moose meal by now.
And now that I don't have to worry about what's manly
or girly or any of that junk, I can go back to enjoying this.
Who wants strawberry muffins?
[everyone] I do! I do!
Please take snacks for the road.
Don't mind if I do.
Danit.
[gasping]
- Did she just say- - The D word.
Please don't blame Lily for saying the D word.
It's our fault.
It's true. She was literally just imitating our bad behavior.
She's really the sweetest little girl in the world.
[laughing]
Children, Lily didn't say the D word.
I believe she just wanted a doughnut. See?
Danit. Danit.
It's doughnut, sweetie.
Doughnut.
She's a fast learner.
See you next week at the day care, Miss Lily.
Time to fly.
Faster boy!
Abuelo, fart mode.
[farting]
That's right, boy, find the candy.
[knocking]
Oh, no, you don't.
You know what Lalo likes more? Ribeye.
I expect from Carl, but not from you.
[screaming]
[laughing]
[farting]
[knocking]
Trick or treat, Margarita. Cool costume.
Wow, a chocolate hairdryer.
[grunting]
Trick or treat, Margarita.
- Hi- - Dibs.
[screaming]
Happy Halloween, Margarita!
[growling]
Katherine Mulligan reporting to you live
from Sunset Canyon, where a riot has broken out.
The cause; a clogged pudding dispenser.
[clamoring]
Fear not, senior citizens!
We have the solution to your pudding problem.
Cookies!
[clamoring]
These are fantastic.
Looks like we've got a new story;
these delicious cookies.
That's right, Catherine.
We are Clincoln McCloud Cookie Company!
And we're open for business.
Master Nigel, Master Alistair, thought you were in England.
We got all the way over there
and then we realized we forgot to feed Nigel's fish.
So we flew back straight away and Bob's your uncle.
Well, tata.
Not so fast, boys.
Next time, call me and I can feed your fish.
Thanks. Well, shredded wheat, old boy.
It's cheerio.
We're done with the tricks now for the treats.
[knocking]
Trick or treat.
Oh, aren't you two adorable.
[knocking]
Trick or treat.
So cute.
[knocking]
Trick or treat.
Great costumes.
Thank you.
And that is how it's done.
One house, six pieces of candy.
[knocking]
Trick or treat.
How sweet, a kangaroo.
And a baby roo.
[cooing]
Awe.
Thank you.
[squawking] Places, everyone.
City of Good Luck, take one. And action.
I'm Ronnie Anne, proud citizen of Great Lake City.
Here I am enjoying some cotton candy.
Mmm.
Snooze fest! Not gonna win any awards.
Hey, cue the cotton candy.
[screaming]
As you can see, no bad luck here.
[shrieking] Run for your lives!
There's so much bad luck here!
[screaming]
Okay, let's weigh this loot so I can win.
Hey, we can use the Mercado scale.
Good thinking, sis.
Uh, guys?
Did want to bring this sign back with you?
I took the candy, not the dumb warning.
[thundering]
[shrieking] Oh. Heh. I'm scared.
What if the warning was true?
[sighing] Bobby, we already told you
there's no such thing as a candy-
[thundering]
[screeching]
Goblin!
I guess we did save Halloween, Clyde,
but too bad nobody got any candy.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Let's go get our shovels.
[laughing]
- Trick or treat. - Here you go.
- Trick or treat. - And here you go.
Trick or treat.
- Ooh. - Full-sized candy bars?
No way!
Wow. Where did you acquire these magnificent specimens?
It's a long story.
Let's just say next Halloween, we have a great place
to take you guys trick or treating.
You'll just need a British accent.
Trick or treat.
Nice try.
Trick or treat.
That's everybody.
Great, and the rest of the candy bars are all ours.
Well... there's actually just this one.
Eh, that's all right.
Giving them out was just as fun as getting them.
- Splitsies? - Sure.
Thanks, DracuLincoln. Happy Halloween.
Happy Halloween, McBride of Frankenstein.
Thank goodness it's over. Ah! What was that?
[screaming] I hate Halloween!