>> Stephen: OH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU ARE IN LUCK,
BECAUSE ONCE AGAIN, IT IS THE STARS OF "THE WHITE HOUSE
PLUMBERS" WOODY HARRELSON AND JUSTIN THEROUX.
JUSTIN, IS HE HAS LAID BACK AS HE APPEARS?
OR WHEN THE CAMERAS OFF, GOT TIME TO LEAN, GOT TIME TO CLEAN.
>> Justin: NO, HE IS -- IT'S INCREDIBLE THAT HE IS HERE WITH
TWO SHE WAS ON. [LAUGHTER]
THIS IS NOT EVEN A JOKE. 10 MINUTES AGO I WENT INTO THE
GREEN ROOM TO GET SOMETHING, WE WANTED TO TAKE A LITTLE NAP, AND
I WILL COME UP FROM HIS NAP, AND HE WAS ANGRY.
HE WAS NAPPING 10 MINUTES AGO. SO HE IS LAID-BACK.
>> Stephen: SO ENJOYING THE SHOW SO FAR, ARE YOU, WOODY?
>> Woody: YES, BUT IRONICALLY, I FOUND OUT SOMETHING ABOUT
IT -- OF THE OTHER THING BESIDES THAT HIS NAME IS THEROUX.
I FOUND OUT THAT EVERY 10 OR 15 MINUTES HE GETS HIS CLOTHES
STEAMED. SPEW A NEW WRINKLE QUICKLY?
>> Justin: I WRINKLE QUICKLY. >> Woody: THEY BROUGHT A
BACKSTAGE. >> Stephen: YES.
>> Woody: HE IS IN HIS UNDERWEAR, SOCKS.
AND IS HANGING OUT HIS CLOTHES. >> Stephen: I DON'T WANT TO
TELL, START A RUMOR. ABOUT YOU, BUT THERE IS A RUMOR
THAT OCCASIONALLY YOU ENJOY CANNABIS?
>> Woody: NOW LET ME DISPEL -- NO, I ACTUALLY, I JUST HEARD
THAT ALL OF THE KIDS ARE DOING IT.
AND I WAS LIKE I WILL TRY IT. >> Stephen: IT'S LEGAL NOW,
YOU KNOW. HOW MUCH ON CRAFT SERVICES FOR
THE SHOW, HOW MUCH WEED WAS THERE?
BECAUSE I'M JUST SITTING NEXT TO THEM, AND MY ARM IS GOING NUMB.
>> Woody: [LAUGHS] ANOTHER GOOD ONE, MY FRIEND.
>> Stephen: THEY JUST DON'T GIVE YOU THIS DESK.
>> Woody: ACTUALLY I DID OPEN A DISPENSARY CALLED THE WOODS IN
L.A. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Stephen: REQUIRES APPLAUSE. I OPENED A DRY CLEANING PLACE IN
CHICAGO! >> Woody: IT IS A HERCULEAN
EFFORT, HONESTLY. BUT IT IS A VERY NICE SPOT.
MOST BEAUTIFUL DISPENSARY ON THE PLANET.
>> Stephen: REALLY? SOME OF THEM LOOK LIKE APPLE
STORES. >> Woody: THE GREATEST CREW IN
THE WORLD, AND THEY ARE HELPING YOU, AND YOU HAVE A GREAT
OUTDOOR GIGGLE GUARD, WHERE YOU CAN SIT DOWN AND --
YOU SEE, YOU DON'T IMBIBE? >> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW, WHAT
IS A GIGGLE GUARD? >> Woody: I'M GLAD YOU DID NOT
ANSWER THE QUESTION. IT'S A PLACE WHERE YOU SIT AND
THEIR CABANA AND IT'S GREAT. >> Stephen: WOW.
>> Woody: I FEEL LIKE I AM NOMINATING THIS WHOLE --
>> Stephen: NOT AT ALL. >> Woody: WHAT ARE YOU OPENING
UP, ANYTHING? >> Justin: I AM NOT A GIGGLE
GUARD, NO. >> Stephen: A BUNCH OF ACTORS
HAVE SAID THAT THEY SOMETIMES WILL CHOOSE THE PROJECT THEY ARE
WORKING ON BASED ON THE LOCATION THEY GET TO SHOOT, DO YOU EVER
DO THAT, JUSTIN? >> Justin: YEAH, OCCASIONALLY.
>> Stephen: WHAT IS THE BEST? >> Justin: MEXICO, AUSTRALIA,
LONDON, I HAVE SHOT AND GREAT PLACES.
NOTHING TOO EXTRAVAGANT. UPSTATE NEW YORK WITH WOODY.
>> Stephen: IT'S EXOTIC. >> Justin: VERY EXOTIC.
ROCHESTER COUNTY. >> Stephen: AND MUST BE HARD
TO TEMPT YOU AWAY, BECAUSE YOU LIVE ON MAUI, AND IT'S HARD TO
FIND A LOCATION -- >> Woody: I ALSO LIVE IN
TEXAS, BUT NO, I DON'T REALLY CHOOSE MY PROJECTS ACCORDING TO
THE LOCATION. I TRY TO THINK ABOUT THE SCRIPT,
THE DIRECTOR, THE OTHER ACTOR. >> Stephen: OKAY.
>> Woody: I MEAN CALL ME CRAZY.
YOU KNOW? CRAZY.
>> Stephen: SURE. WE HAVE TO TAKE ANOTHER BREAK.
BUT DON'T GO ANYWHERE. JUSTIN THEROUX AND
WOODY HARRELSON WHEN WE COME BACK.