(chimes) (lighthearted music])
(chimes)
(guilty tune)
- [Zeta] Are you angry about something?
- Can you not? Can you pretend to enjoy this?
- Hi everyone!
(smacking)
We're going to be ranking
British snacks.
There's lots of English people in this office.
- Is there?
- No. Oh, my manager specifically talks about
British snacks all the time.
And I have tried some,
but today we're going to be trying
more.
- And we'll be ranking them on our typical tier.
- Zeta, take it away with the ranking system.
- Because you don't know it.
- No, I do know it.
- Super God. God. - I know it! I know it!
- Okay. Me. Nah. - I know it! I know it!
I know it! (laughter)
- So I haven't tried their snacks per se,
but I do love a Yorkshire Pudding with a good
ole Sunday roast.
- Oh, a Yorkshire Pudding.
- When I think of British snacks I think of
scones and tea.
- I am very British in my background,
so I like to think that this is the food of my people.
- From Londontown.
- I'm from, I don't know where I'm from.
I don't know what this accent is I'm trying to do.
- (laughing)
- Penguins
- (laughing) Penguins
- (laughing)
- That's the only one I can think of.
- No.
- [Zeta] Eccles Cakes, this sounds like it's
something from Harry Potter.
- Is this a savory situation?
I don't know why I expected it to be sweet.
- [Zeta] It's stuffed with something.
- Dates, maybe?
- Oh no.
- Hmm.
- Oh yeah, this is lit.
- It's better than I thought it was going to be.
The pastry is pretty good.
- It's beautiful.
- The pastry isn't sweet and I think
that's a bit factor. - Mm. That's the case.
- I really like raisins, so I'm really digging this.
It is a nice little mixture.
- Oh my God! They're like fruit mince pies.
- Yum. I like this a lot.
- I'm gonna put this in a God tier.
- I'm not a big raisin fan, it's an OK.
- It's an OK.
- Super God.
- God. - YOLO.
(laughter)
- God, yeah. - I'm going God.
I'm not going Super God. But God definitely.
- [Zeta] Oh my God! Yes! - [Hameda] Chocolate cakes.
- [Clauds] Chocolate on top, sponge on the bottom,
and that tangy orangy bit in the middle.
(lips smacking) (chewing)
- Whoa. - Oh it's spongey.
- Yum!
- Whoa, there's a lot of orange.
- Woo! - Yeah, not for me. Hey.
- I love it.
- This is so so good. I love the blend of flavors.
The sponge is like a delightful little twist.
- This is going in Meh, for me.
- Super God. - Super God.
- It's a God for me.
- Nix Naks and paddy wacks.
- Is that what it's called?
- No, I just made that last bit up.
(gasping) - This is an English twisty.
(bag crunching) (laughing)
- I just smelled spice.
- Yes, like curry powder.
- Hmm. - Oh my God. Yum.
- Hmm.
- Well, hell yeah. - All the spice aren't bad.
- Um, it's got like a sour aftertaste.
- The taste is like if Burger man and Twistees
had like, a sweet, sweet little baby love child.
- It's like if you squeeze a lemon over,
like uh, curry and turned it over an squished it.
- Yes!
This can go in God.
(bell ding)
(chuckling) - This can go in Super God.
- For me, I'm just gonna say they're OK.
- I'm gonna give them a Super God.
Like, I could just, I could just sit here all day.
- You can just munch them right down.
- I'm gonna demolish this packet.
When we finish with this show. - There you go.
- [Zeta] Twiglets. That looks like a poo.
(chuckling)
- Stop.
- [Coops] I get this looks like a twig,
but sometimes I just they get like copy of Lord of the Rings
and flipped through around a page,
and they're like, a Twiglet!
(upbeat drumming)
- What is this?!
- Okay, for real, is this a twig?
- What the fuck is on it?
- Oh my god, it's like Vegemite.
- It's a Vegemite chip!
- Cheesy-mite Twistee.
- You could not pay me enough money to eat
the rest of this bag of Twiglets.
(muffled)
- Now I know I kind of like Vegemite chips.
- Mhm. It's good. - I like them even more.
- It works but like, my brain.
Yum, its Super God.
Super God!?
I mean I like it, I'm really into it now.
(crunching)
They have a texture of like pretzel sticks
- Mm. With Vegemite on them. - Exactly.
- Super God. Fuck it.
- Fuck yeah.
Oh God, it's just bad.
- It's really bad. - It's really bad.
- I'm putting this in Nah.
- That is a full
- A full blown Nah. - That's a Ha-uh.
- It couldn't even be. It couldn't even be a Meh.
- Monster Munch!
- We did the munch.
♪ We did the monster munch ♪
- Are you trying to sing the Monster Mash?
- The mash?
(laughter)
(crunching)
- Mm. Yum.
- That's so good.
- It's just like a corn puff.
- Mhmm.
- It reminds me of like, cheese and bacon balls.
- The pickled onions is.
I don't know. It's a very interesting flavor.
It's not something I would usually go towards.
But its not bad.
- These get an OK.
(bell dings)
- These go in God, for me. - I'm gonna put this in OK.
(bell dings)
- I actually think I'm gonna give it a God.
- Yorkie. - A Yorkie!
- Raisin and biscuit.
- God you people love raisins.
- Is it gonna be a yummy Yorkie?
- Let's eat it.
(lips smacking)
- Whoa. I like the biscuit and the chocolate.
- It is just like fruit and nut.
- But not the nut. - Mm.
- This is so fucking good. - Mm.
- Oh my God. (scoffs) - She was like, "Oh, raisins!"
- Now she's like, "Ah, raisins!"
- I like the raisins and the biscuits
but I would just never eat it, so a Nah.
- It's an OK for me. I'm not like, frothing it.
But like, it's not terrible. I'm not spitting it out either.
- Yeah, I'm gonna put it at Super God.
- I am 100% giving it a Super God.
My mind has just been blown.
- [Zeta] Toffee Crisp.
- This is a very turdy chocolate bar, isn't it?
(laughter)
(chewing) - Whoa
- This is like, chocolate dirt.
- People have always told me that like,
British chocolates are better than Australian chocolates.
But I didn't believe it, like. I think these guys
are onto something. - Hmm.
- Oh my God, it's really good.
- I like the textures of this one
with the crispy rice and the toffee.
- Mm.
- It's not as good as the Yorkie,
but it's bloody good. So I'm gonna say it's a God.
(pop) - Me too.
- I love it.
- This one can go in an OK. Which is pretty bloody good.
- Mm. I'm giving it a God.
(pop)
- [Coop] Sensations. Thai sweet chili.
(latin beats)
- It looks seductive.
(bag crunching)
I can imagine Nigella Lawson, like, sneaking out
to her fridge in the middle of the night and like,
I'm going to get some Sensations. A naughty little snack.
(chuckling)
(crunching)
- Mm.
- Whoa. That's really good.
- It still just tastes like potato,
but my tongue is on fire.
(scream) (laughter)
- She's gonna be okay.
- This feels like I'm eating Thai food and eating
regular potato chips. (crunching)
- Now you deserve to go in Super God.
- I agree, Super God. Yum.
- I am just gonna say OK, for now.
(bell ding)
They are really lovely.
But the burning that's happening in my face, as we speak.
- God, for me. (bell ding)
- Toffifee - (mocking) Toffifee
(laughter)
- This is so cute.
- They're just happy lil chocolates.
- It looks like a little nut.
Like they come straight off a tree.
(sniffing)
- Smells like toffee.
(obnoxious laughter) (suspenseful melody)
- Mm. - Mm.
- You know what it reminds me of?
- What?
- Ferrero Rocher. - Yep!
- Hazelnut? - Yeah.
- A nut! Oh, I love stuff that's filled with nuts.
- I like it. - It's good.
- I think that's really cool.
- It's so good.
- That's really yum.
- Mm.
- I'm gonna say that's a good.
- I think it's a OK, but like a high OK.
- God. - Super God. All the way.
(drum roll) - [Zeta] The winner is
(bell dinging)
Yes! - Oh my God, yes!
- So good. - Love those.
- Oh my gosh, how good are Nik Naks, though?
- Really?!
♪ Nik Nak paddy whack give your dog a bone ♪
That's a song, isn't it? Is it a British song?
(silly melody fading)