[fighting]
[Lynn Sr] Retreat! Retreat!
Wait for me!
[fighting]
[dinging]
[whistling]
Hey, what gives? What happened to my sheets and blanket?
Sister fight protocol.
We used them to make a divider in Lori and Leni's room.
Well, what am I supposed to sleep under?
Try this.
[laughing]
Alright, that's it!
[dinging]
We know you did it, Lola.
We found your book in the toilet.
Barf. That is not mine.
I might be girly and pink, but I do have standards.
I think she's telling the truth.
I don't. She's sweating more than a vampire in the sun.
Let me take a run at her. You know you did it.
Admit it! Confess!
If you don't tell the truth,
your heart will never be set free.
Whoa. Take it easy there, Spooky.
You're cleaning that up.
[dinging]
Oof. Royal Woods loses 63 to zero.
This makes no sense!
I'm no Al Einstein, but I'm pretty sure
we just got our butts beat!
I am aware of the proverbial posterior thrashing,
and will find a mathematical fix. Promise.
No! You've done enough.
I put my trust in you and your numbers,
and it ruined my team! I don't want your help anymore!
[groaning]
Oh, no... [crying]
Oxytocin and endorphins...
Street name, 'tears.'
Mathematics have failed me! [crying]
And I have failed my sister.
[dinging]
I'm going to show you no mercy!
Well, I'm gonna show you even less!
Unless you want me to, in which case I totally will.
Okay, whatever.
[both] Ready, aim, fire!
[both] No!
What are you- what?
My dads don't want us to end up in the hospital
because of an ice ball to the head.
[grunting]
[dinging]
[coughing]
[both] I'm glad you finally want
to apologize to me.
[both] What? Me apologize to you?
[both] You're here to apologize to me.
What? Are you crazy!
Absolutely not!
I don't understand why you think this is my fault!
- I mean, really! - You are absolutely wrong.
Yikes. I'd sure hate to get in the middle of that.
Yeah, but sometimes you have to.
I'm not the one who started it!
You're the one who started it!
Don't even get me started!
Hold it!
Guys, I made this dinner so that you two would make up.
- You did this? - Why?
Because I realize even though it must be tough
to have to share a space all the time,
I know you miss each other.
But you're just too stubborn to admit it.
I guess I do have trouble sleeping
without a ball banging against the wall.
And I guess I do miss hearing you sigh heavily
as you write your poems.
See? Now you two make up,
because if I have to spend one more night
with "Snorezilla" over here, I'm going to go insane!
Ha! Nice throw.
You like that?
[laughing]
Ha ha.
Uh-oh.
[laughing]
Well, I'm outskies.
Yeah. It's way pasta our bedtime.
[laughing, sighing]
[sighing]
So, I can move back in?
Nothing would make me happier.
Two for flinching! Dang! It never works on you.
I'm glad we made up, but there's no way
we can sleep here tonight.
[dinging]
I'll start by de-pranking the kitchen.
Kitchen this way? Ha! Does she think
I'm dumb enough to fall for that?
Well, here goes nothing.
[groaning]
[screaming] Ow!
[screaming]
I made that dish from scratch.
[laughing]
[dinging]
Alright. Step aside and watch a pro do it.
Lori, your assistance.
[clearing throat] I'm in a hurry, Lola!
Let me cut!
[growling]
Ow! How are you so freakishly strong?!
I hope you like the taste of floor!
Tackle, pin, catchphrase. Got it!
[dinging]
You did what?!
I've got my competition!
I-I'm really sorry, Lynn.
Uh! Why did you take my bike in the first place?
I didn't want my friends to see me
on Lori's hand-me-down.
Uh, hello! What do you think my bike is?
A hand-me-down!
It is?
It's true. It was my bike first.
Go, bike!
Then she handed it down to me.
I had to do some work on it,
but then it was ride, Sally, ride.
Then Luna handed it down to me, and I made it part of my act.
Looks like I got a 7-10 split! [laughing]
Luan handed it down to me.
And I turned it into the bike that you just got stolen.
See, Lincoln? We all have to deal
with hand-me-downs.
We just learned to make the best of them.
You don't have to deal with them.
You're the oldest.
Are you kidding me? This isn't really a tank top!
It's literally the top of Mom's old girdle!
[everyone] Eww.
Well, enough chit-chat.
I gotta get to my competition.
You're gonna ride that?!
What choice do I have?
[dinging]
Lana! Stop it!
Make me!
Sounds like a twin fight. This should be very educational.
[fighting]
Alright, Clyde, what do you think we need here?
Um... confidence?
What seems to be the problem?
Lana's supposed to be guarding my Princess tower,
not attacking it!
Now, Lana--
Aw, guarding is boring! Attacking is cool!
[grunting]
Clyde, any guesses?
Um... caring?
I think I know a compromise that will make you both happy.
The evil troll's attacking your tower! Rawr!
[both] Get him!
Nice! And once again,
you didn't need the C-O-O-K-I-E-S.
The troll's got cookies!
I saw them!
Another tip: six-year-olds can spell.
- I need... - ...cookies!
[dinging]
Leni, could you help me make room for this?
Sure. Is that lime jelly?
No. It's a spleen.
[shrieking]
[fighting]
[gasping]
Leni? Hello?
Give me that back!
[snapping]
Yep, she is officially in over her head.
I mean, Lori would have handled all of this in two seconds flat!
Poor thing.
Huh? Lori! That's it!