what's up guys this is M3RKMUS1C and welcome back to reviewing you call of duty vanguard cosmetics
this is my first time doing this make sure to make sure to drop a like for more vanguard content
all right i'm gonna end it all i haven't really been on call of duty vanguard since the first
season came out i haven't played any of the new maps i haven't bought the battle pass i
haven't ranked it up really but yeah i thought it'd be fun to make a little mini series where
we review the cosmetics in the store for vanguard that way over time we can see if there's either a
progression or a downfall of the micro dlc in vanguard because you know when it comes
to cold war obviously the micro dlc wasn't that crazy at first but then we got like four clown
skins later i just thought it'd be entertaining to go over the micro dlc because we don't know how
crazy it's gonna get so let's check out our first bundle here we have diesel age a major headache
charm at first i was confused as to why he might have a headache because he's just chomping on
this knife with his buck teeth i completely disregarded the fact that this man has two
knives in his head pretty historically accurate so far check out the chin flick gesture how do you
can you not preview this there's no button you can only quick purchase
oh my god you can quick purchase but you can't even preview it i guess we can't see what any
of the gestures are gonna look like so that's great here's what the skins look like by the
way i mean this looks pretty rusted and hideous and ugly so i mean like yeah i guess you could
say this is historically accurate so far i mean that's not too bad but will it get crazier that's
what we're here to see next up we have the moon forged bundle you can get the base weapon version
of a katana i mean that's not too far-fetched got a skin for shigenori his nose is looking
quite enlarged elegant precision finishing move let's see what we got oh okay not bad
that's it i like the little awkward standing after we have warriors way mvp highlights okay so this
is gonna be like the end screen okay wow that is ugly i'm gonna be playing online today so i wonder
if we'll be able to see any of these hopefully people have bought them oh we have the owl gesture
that's the gesture that's all i had to go off of why are there no actual previews
for the gestures i'm so confused all right next up is noble death wow this looks ugly
constance constrains that you get a nice little shoulder pad a little unicorn on the top
so far these skins aren't that crazy i mean this one looks kind of neat you got some gold
on there got a gold pistol as well shiny fearless flare is this an intro what okay
what is that face at the end that one's incredible this is definitely a bundle worth buying totally
worth 2 000 cod points no wacky colors no animated things my shit's frozen what the
[ __ ] next up is the hidden agenda bundle see a skin like this makes sense for wade because he's
a pilot i mean if you played the campaign you'll know i finally sat down and recorded more of the
vanguard campaign karina's gonna be editing that but yeah this makes sense this isn't too bad not
a bad skin for whatever gun this is i can't even tell because i'm stupid kill cam wait
you can get kill cam themes i don't know if i necessarily like this one that much but i mean
it's it's something different i don't believe growing leaves as a mustache is historically
accurate but sure we have in the thick of it calling card oh great quality mean guys all right
that's enough of that one we have desert relic up next or the archer cypress oh fancy monaco is
that a that i think that's the thermal sight right okay that's pretty neat i actually like this one
obviously with these kinds of skins you're starting to get less historically accurate
but i mean they look pretty neat looks nice i could see someone maybe wanting to get a roach
on their [ __ ] gun scrolling down we have the fox runner the flurry assault rifle what is this
ew someone smeared ketchup all over this one more skins for conscience i don't know how to say her
name she gets a cape though strategic assault we got another one for her what why there's so many
constructions the sportsman assault rifle another bar skin salesman gesture yeah but that one looks
cool they're definitely playing it safe so far but i i can't wait to see what vanguard gets
later on american dreaming the regal hunter skin for padmavati okay looks like a newspaper boy
spotlight i i mean this okay that one's that that's a little shiny oh we got another kill
cam theme oh okay that's pretty neat i like the shotguns too i mean anyone who likes spam shotguns
will probably love this we have more stuff why is there so much stuff for her human [ __ ] mikey
booth here conking the death fin charm i mean it's getting a little ridiculous now but i can't
wait to play shark of duty and then we have the submergence bundle i mean this is the best bundle
of all just look at this [ __ ] gucci watch nothing else in the bundle matters just waste
your money so you can get the gucci watch [ __ ] swag what else we got for blueprints we got the
safety manual starting to look more like cold war and modern warfare guns now a stimmy charm they
call it a stimmy when i played war zone pacific i heard someone call a loadout a loadie gotta use my
loading my stippy dude oh the warzone speak dude i don't get it's a different language gun room
okay this one's looking pretty historically accurate oh this one's called muscle bro
then we got the juggernaut assault rifle i mean yeah this is probably the safest one right here
i don't know if anyone's necessarily gonna buy these bundles but i mean this is definitely
like one of the safer bundles i've seen the splatter machine oh the [ __ ] lmg like i could
okay you can shake the [ __ ] ammo around [ __ ] stupid i'm so easily entertained i mean that
is [ __ ] hilarious to me it looks like a piece of laffy taffy berserker shotgun it looks like
a chode nice snake handler as well keep clear oh the caution oh wait kill cam theme i like looking
at these okay that one's kind of hideous what they look so low quality i mean i don't know if
that's just the preview but i play vanguard in 4k this looks like it's like 240p all right i think
this might be our last one here spirited attack we got a boba swirl you can get boba on your guns
boba is pretty delicious so i mean i'm not too mad about this one i gotta look this up did they
drink boba during world war ii probably a really stupid question wait no it originated in taiwan
in the 80s according to wikipedia [ __ ] christ treyarch this is not historically accurate
oh my i'm sorry i'm sorry so yeah that's gonna do it for our first review of the vanguard cosmetics
uh my overall take is that they're playing it very safe they're trying to keep it somewhat
historically accurate while also kind of pushing the limits because they need to get people to
buy these skins and stuff gotta make that bread and it's not gonna surprise me at all when they
eventually start adding more ridiculous micro dlc into the store my prediction is that it's only
gonna take about like one or two seasons for that to happen moving on from here we have the battle
pass and i'm not going to go over the whole battle pass you get the cooper carbine at 15 and i think
you get the pts or what like 31 yeah as much as i want the ptrs i mean i'm really not playing that
much vanguard i'm not seeing as much hype or as much discussion for vanguard so i mean like
i'll go ahead and play the new maps but i definitely want to hear from you guys what
do you want to see the most in terms of like videos to post because right now we've got
vanguard battlefield 2042 and halo infinite and i enjoy playing all three of those games
but yeah man i mean like overall it seems like people don't really want to see vanguard and i'm
not just going to keep posting games that you guys don't want to see obviously we're getting
close to 2022 so i mean i'm down to do some throwback cod stuff once it's the next year um
that was a kill wow
don't ruin the moment oh i ruined it i burped but yeah if there's a game that
you want to see me post make sure to leave a comment letting me know what you want to see
and if someone else has already commented the game that you want to see me post make
sure to thumb that comment up too we flip what the [ __ ] is going on oh my god wow
oh oh the split quad eric i don't even play this game and i'm amazing english spanglish oh
knew the flinch oh ah damn it's over we won 25 to nine first game back not not too bad i
don't know if i really like this map but i mean i did okay on it how do we still have the blurry
handsome squidward i i i don't all right that was paradise let's check out radar we got eight v8 dom
on this okay i got those i need to level up the bar you need to get yourself in this glitch
oh i just kind of [ __ ] up already oh i made it already going in wait what is this
oh they really changed this up like it looks a lot different wait
do you go behind the tree in front of the tree they're telling people how to do a glitch man
behind it kinda and you'll see you'll see what happens you'll see like a spot
that you can get out tell me when you get to that tree you gotta you take it slow
i don't know what it is but i really do not like the colors on this map i don't know
why i don't like the doors i i don't like this man
you [ __ ] is this our team or their team oh let's camp up here on dome
come on
no b for you now for 8 v8 this does not feel like a v8 at all
i cannot use the noob run them over
oh there's a triple i know you're there i know it's
oh yes
where else are they come on you little [ __ ]
i want to go in come on
you're not dead what
oh my god flame nut okay there we go yes
it's not as good in core but i'll use it hey guys
you know it's actually kind of cool having a flame not on a modern warfare
3 map i wouldn't mind seeing like team juggernaut or juggernaut come back in
private match or even online that'd be pretty fun
yes everything burns i got a quad nice
whoa dukian
how would he know i've got to see
oh he's got the paid kill cam thing too oh oh he had the fishing pole stand that's pretty sick
no i'm getting executed really in the middle of rushing not cool man not cool well we did
win 76 kills i mean that's okay let's see what we got for play good play good to see you play
the games mix your boy getting those votes it's because handsome squidward is no longer blurry
you can see the face that's a face you want to vote for totally not punchable but that's gonna
do it for this video thank you guys very much for watching i hope you guys enjoyed watching
me go over the cosmetics and also play the new maps on vanguard if i'm playing some more this
weekend maybe i'll be able to rank up the battle pass and check out the new guns but i mean i'm
really casually playing vanguard i just haven't really felt that need to dive in headfirst into
playing vanguard and like going for atomic camo actually seriously buy it and cover all of the
dlc and stuff it just doesn't really feel like the hype is there for vanguard but i
mean if you guys feel differently let me know of course and obviously if you guys want me to pump
the brakes a little bit on vanguard stuff and just kind of like try different games and play
different things let me know as well but with that being said i really do hope you guys enjoyed this
video if you guys did and you want them to add clown skins to vanguard make sure to drop a like