- Two in one hand, one on the other hand,
and then you cross.
So cross, cross, cross,
cross, cross, cross, cross, cross, cross.
(hacky sacks hit floor)
I should have continued clown school.
Hey, I'm King Princess
and I am a singer by trade,
but I'm here with Cosmo
to find out if I can do anything else of substance.
My secret talent is...
I'm gonna tell you about that later.
But first, I'm gonna do this secret talent test right here.
(mellow music)
I can't do that.
Get this away from me.
(buzzer sounds)
Show me all the things I can't do.
(King Princess beatboxing)
That wasn't very...
I wouldn't consider that a talent.
(buzzer sounds)
That didn't take that much effort.
Ew. No, I can't do this.
People who do this are deranged.
I'm thinking this is very sapphic,
and that this is not happening.
I've already ripped it.
It's already ripped.
I'm kind of getting it, actually.
It's not the way you'd think.
When people do it, it's really nice.
This doesn't look that great.
Oh!
(triumphant music)
(peel hits floor)
Can I have a napkin?
Channel your inner country singer and yodel.
I'm trying to think
of what song would be perfect to yodel to.
(King Princess yodeling)
But there must be a country song like "Jolene".
♪ Jolene, Jolene, Jolene ♪
I can't yodel.
(King Princess attempts yodeling)
Fun fact, yodeling is not country.
It's Austro-Bavarian.
(buzzer sounds) So I can't yodel,
but I do know the ethnic background of yodeling.
You can't make me do this.
Actually, I straight up tried doing this
the other day, and I just don't.
In school, when they would test you for things like that,
just intuitive reasoning questions,
where it'd be like, "Count backwards,"
or "Say this backwards,"
or "Repeat the sequence of numbers,"
I would just tank.
Z,
Y,
X,
W,
V,
U?
T,
S,
R?
Is it giving?
Q,
P, come on.
P
O
N
M
L
K
J
I
H
G
F
E
D
C
B
A.
(triumphant sound effect)
I don't feel that good about that.
That took a really long time and a lot of counting.
So I'm gonna put this paper in my mouth now?
This is disgusting.
(musical whistling)
I'm halfway there,
but it got snagged and I'm done.
(buzzer sounds) I just wanna eat it.
I can do this.
I need some space.
Okay. Ready?
(upbeat music)
About the age I lost all my friends.
I'm just kidding.
I don't know.
I guess I was probably
11 or 12.
They make you start with scarves,
'cause they float down slower.
So basically you start with two in one hand
and one in the other hand.
Two in one hand, one in the other hand,
and then you cross.
So cross, cross, cross, cross
cross, cross, cross, cross,
cross, cross, cross, cross.
(hacky sacks hit floor)
I should have continued clown school.
Well, I did acting class as a kid,
and they did a unit in clownery,
and kind of had to learn,
I guess learn skills
that in the event that you went on an audition
or something, you're like, "Hi, I'm Mikaela.
My age range is 10 to 12,
and I can juggle."
(bell dings) I never went on any auditions,
but I did enjoy the clowning portion.
I'm not a great visual artist, I must say.
I'm so sorry.
This is giving sky.
I think my favorite color is blue,
but I also really like orange
and I like chartreuse.
Am I kind of a painter?
I mean, I'm no Bob Ross,
but there's something going on here.
Actually, I stan this painting.
I'm gonna give it to my girlfriend.
I'm giving you a lake situation,
but this is a very small...
When you said small, I made it really small.
It's a little lake. There's mountains.
Then there's like, this is a lake
and this is the sky.
(bell dings) All right.
I guess I can do that.
In school, you'd like,
"Well, my paper airplane goes faster than yours."
I guess paper airplanes were pretty impressive
when I was a little kid.
I feel like that was a big thing that was going on.
Tamagotchis were very impressive.
Keeping them alive, especially.
My Tamagotchi suffered from my parents' divorce.
I'd forget the Tamagotchi at one of the houses,
and then I'd be at my dad's house or whatever.
And I'd be like,
"Please, Dad, just feed my Tamagotchi.
I'm at Mom's.
I forgot it."
- And he's like with this little thing,
like, "I don't know how to feed this thing."
So, yeah, that was my childhood drama.
Okay.
- [Producer] I think it counts.
(bell dings) - All right.
- [Producer] It blew. - Word.
- [Producer] Nice. - Thanks.
Tongue to nose.
I can't do this.
I have a really short tongue.
(buzzer sounds)
Once, there was a little parsley
growing in a garden.
When the little parsley was,
it was in this little flower pot,
and then this guy came over.
This grub.
This grub came over and was like,
"I'm gonna put my larvae on you."
And the parsley was like, "Please don't.
I'm here because I'm supposed to be
a delicious part of a meal."
The grub was like, "Well, that's not gonna happen for you
because I'm gonna nest in your leaves."
And he's like, "This is extremely inappropriate.
I pay rent here.
I was handpicked.
I don't wanna,
I don't want this."
So basically the parsley was like,
"Hey, I'm gonna give you one chance
to not nest in me
or I'm gonna call my invasive weed friends
and they're gonna come over and (bleep) you up.
They're gonna come over
and just grow nasty-ass weeds in this pot
until you're dead.
And they're poisonous, too, FYI."
So the grub was like, "Well, do your best.
You don't have that type of power."
And the parsley was like, "I do."
So then the parsley, he did that.
And then the bug died.
(bell dings)
I mean, it's kind of a triumphant story
for the parsley.
Not for the grub.
I can spin a basketball on my finger.
Well, I played basketball in high school.
As a young queer person,
I was very invested in sports.
("Sweet Georgia Brown" plays)
Ready?
That was kind of good, right?
That wasn't bad.
Okay. That was pretty impressive.
Right?
I feel like I learned some stuff.
I'm really stoked on the painting.
I'm also really stoked about the orange situation.
I wasn't expecting that one.
That was cool.
I didn't think I could crudely paint a landscape
nor tell a story about herbs,
but I did,
and I'm very proud of it.
Thanks for having me today.