welcome to is this what you want this
week we're trying to recreate our most
popular couch video of all time that's
right we did the girlfriend tag between
me and Allison sugar gets mad whenever I
say that I'm your girlfriend you're my
girlfriend you're my girlfriend we're
not going to repeat the girlfriend tag
cuz I pitched that to Gabby and she said
that's cheating but what we are going to
do is the boyfriend tag we're not going
to do it with my boyfriend you guys
might know uh and that's because if he
comes on this channel he'll be
fired anyway so um I invited someone
special everyone please
welcome your favorite
helloo please follow him on
Instagram sorry if that was a misleading
eer is not my boyfriend wait we're not
dating but it looks that way no I have
an actual boyfriend right I love but you
don't you don't post with him as much as
you post with eigor like he's a busy guy
so the backstory of why we picked eigor
is Igor is like my best friend um okay
my male best friend MH and like I and
like we have a very strong emotional
bond Igor and gambi hooked up yeah yes
so kind of what we're doing here is sort
of we don't really know each other you
guys sort of yeah but we don't we're not
spending Al will tension you guys a lot
via text yeah but we're not like having
deep conversations I don't think yeah no
no but so the question is who do you
know better someone you have emotional
intimacy with or someone you have
physical intimacy with this is almost
like a science experiment yes I'm going
to report this if I know Gabby better
will you freak out I will lose my mind
so I'm going to ask you a question and
then you answer for me and then you
answer for gab me and then we tell you
if you're right she's sitting in front
of the TV what is on the screen Bachelor
in Paradise I love it oh but it's off
season you don't get a point wa what's
mine Doctor Who that's pretty good yeah
all right oh I should get a pen you're
out to eat what kind of dressing does
she get on her salad oh my god um I'm
going to say like the balsamic vinegar
great I'll give it to you Ranch that's
what I was thinking because it's like
just like a lot and trashy and it's like
and it's like thick and like just like a
DEC is and high calories yeah what size
shoe does she wear wow oh I should have
checked wik feet before coming here um
like you do every morning okay so we're
talking about lady sizes I assume that
makes the most sense is it clear that
eagor has never actually been a
boyfriend your shoe size is a size six
wrong okay you're a
seven I'm a six 6 and a half oh whoops
the perfect size to be a foot
model okay what am I you are oh God this
is such a this is a lose going get
thrown off because I have short toes
seven [ __ ] you close your eyes close
your eyes what's her eye
color oh oh Jesus yeah we didn't spend a
lot of time looking in each other's eyes
nope uh what did you guys spend your
time doing so yours uh so Allison's are
a dark shade of brown wrong okay and and
Gaby's are what does the back of my head
look like that's more probably who's her
best friend who's what okay like the
ultimate best friend okay well both of
you are each other's best friend mhm
good I thought you were going to say
yourself yeah well I know I always have
a qualifier male always is before my
name male best friend mhm you feel bad
it's like being a female comedian what
is something you do that she wishes you
wouldn't now if we were really dating
this could be a breakup moment probably
like date people you don't like or
something yay uh or think I shouldn't be
dating and then for you again since
we're so close this will make a lot of
sense do do you have an answer do you
know
something no
like yeah maybe that's the answer is
nothing like Gabby accepts me as who I
am and you like who he's dated where was
she
born oh Jesus Oh weren't you born in New
Jersey [ __ ] you and you were born in
Florida yeah but where why would I have
been born in New Jersey what could she
spend hours
doing um well there
is Bachelor in Paradise for sure we know
that uh I think for Gabby I mean having
uh sex yay that's what I was thinking
are you serious for hours sure man do
you know how long it's when it's two
women do you know how long it takes 45
minutes no man a long time but sometimes
45 minutes occasion I'm sure in the
history of lesbianism it's taken 45
minutes you're telling me that every
time two women have sex it takes hours
that's [ __ ] I've seen the L word are
you ready for the tally for Gab
what just calling it the tally it's
funny for Gabby 1 2 3 48 n nine okay can
I just leave before we realize that no
stop stop one two three four five you're
about to be in six seven
eight I guess what we learned here was
sex wins I guess so stop it
wait does that mean that girls are
faking it when it takes shorter no I
think just like you're it's rare to get
I think two women as a couple who both
are quick I think it's like usually
maybe one is quick and then the other
one is a person who takes forever you
know what I mean or they're both people
who take forever wow I'm going to ask
some other people about this yeah okay
go for it they've never had a quickie
ever two lesbians have never had so much
patience probably not in the history I'm
willing to go on record that Gabby has
never slept with a girl