I am literally guilty of *EVERYTHING* I say in this video.
What up everyone, It's your girl Superwoman! And I cannot believe that I haven't made this video yet.
Like literally
Texting is my favorite form of communication. It is my life, yes.
JUDGE ME. And considering that these days even my mom has epic emoji game-
This is a video everyone can relate to, so grab your family ,tell 'em to "Come on over" And let's go through the types of
Texters. Word do, my mom is emoji game beast. No. 1: The Semi Texter.
Now, you ever been in a situation where you're busy doing like, I don't know, Like making a video?
THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN Your phone starts having a seizure like (What the hell phone)
So then you stop what you're doing-
And you pick it up because like you're assuming someone's dying and you look at your text messages...
AND it's just your friend asking how you are?! Except they sent like SIX separate texts to ask you like: "Hey,
How are you, question mark, Smiley face. Like HI. Hello! *Smiley face intensifies*
Why can you not gather your thoughts and send me ONE
Concise text message, instead of impulsively clicking send after every word because...I need structure, OKAY?! I need structure :/
You know... You were probably one those people that failed miserably in school..! When it came to like the hamburger essay model-
You know that they ain't showing the (inaudible) YOU PROBABLY MAKE THE WORST HAMBURGERS! Your essay probably had lettuce and bread everywhere, okay, you fail! You fail!
Subway would NEVER hire you because you make the worst
Sandwiches EVER! And I don't- I don't even remember what I was talking about, but-but now I'm hungry!
*Scoff*
Everything is your fault. And the number one sign of someone who is a Semi Sender is a series of text messages that looks something
Like this, I'm hood! *Hood
*Hood
UGHHHHHHH! GAH!
Good** "Stupid autocorrect.." Like if you just chill the EFF off the first time you wouldn't be so hood!!
Like bruh, let me break this down for ya, Okay. I don't need to know all about your autocorrect struggles, okay?
I'm over here still trying to get Siri to properly say my dad's Indian name, okay?
I got my OWN problems, and you know what? Back in the day,
This never used to be a problem because people had "limited text"
Do you remember that? When you had to fit everything into one text message because you ain't want to spend no fifty cents when now there's
Like Whatsapp, and imessage and as a result: my phone stays blowing up. *Indian accent* Stop being (inaudible) to my phone! No. 2:
Manic messages. You ever receive a text from someone, and it literally
Feels like they're coming out through your screen... and talking to you *Ugh..* because they're just SO enthusiastic like: Hey, how's it going?
And their replies: Hey!
Oh my God! I'm good! How are you?!
Exclamation mark, exclamation mark, exclamation mark! *!* They're basically just blowing Super Sayan in this mother effing text message right now!
What up T-shirt reference? *I don't watch DBZ...*
*Spiky Hair* To be honest, I don't even know if the person has spiky hair... I just assumed Dragon Ball Z.. Spiky hair...
I really don't even know what Super Saiyan- *Me too Lily, Me too. Also I just spelled it with one l, get triggered.-
I basically wore the shirt because I wanted you to like me. :( No, but like back to the text message;
Are you really that excited about being good today? Because I think that's A LOT of energy and a lot of enthusiasm
For this quiet Sunday afternoon, and I *feel* like you're using punctuation to overcompensate in this text message.
And now I'm standing here reading your reply....
Just like: "How am I supposed to trust you?" And now you want me thinking like: Dude, am I supposed to be this excited?
Maybe I'M the problem. *Le gasp* Do people think I'm a sad, negative person? Because that's not true. I'm freaking so happy you know, okay! Fine, okay?
Fine >:V I'm going to reply like
GOOD!!!Exclamation mark.. exclamation mark.. exclamation mark!!! And now we're just shouting at each other.. Like, this isn't even a conversation anymore ;-;
This is a cheer practice. *Cheerleader voice* How are you? How-How are you?
I feel like that was the most ditsy thing I've ever done... No. 3: The awsum txtr.
I'm not gonna lie, okay, the number of times I've had to Google
What an acronym or internet term meant this past year is sad... I mean just a few months ago, I had to Google
"What is bae?", And then you know exactly what I did? I learned a new word and then I kept saying it like; Yo
Bae. You my bae. Yo, he's my bae.
Then other people who are unfamiliar would be like "What does bae mean?" , And I would be: PSHHH, You don't know
What bae means? Dude. Get with the time okay? It means before anyone else.
Get with it. Then I walk away feeling all like validated. "I'm so cool!" And I just assume naturally as I'm walking away...
There's like a huge explosion happening behind me. Like
Yo that's what bae means! *Sound effects from Lily of explosions and other movie sounds.* And I feel like all cool,
But really, I turn around and like it's just still my friend eating a bag of Doritos. How anticlimactic
Dog! But my point is; there's so many internet terms and acronyms and like shortcuts with words, that
I feel like we don't even speak English anymore! My friends be texting me like "Yo, sup wat u doin
bae wan chil or na wud b coo 2 c U b4 u lv lmk
pce." And I'm sitting here like; What the eff is this?! Why are you texting me Alfa Getty?
Why is your text message a game of Scrabble? Like, did you fall on your brain?!
Why are you typing like this?! More importantly, how did autocorrect allow this? Like I don't understand. It's like autocorrect
Gave up on you and was like; "You know what? It's too late.
Just continue texting like a mother effing mess."
And like the newest thing is that people don't type vowels. Like, it's not cool to type vowels. You know who doesn't use vowels?
Inquisitive. Time to use some vowels, Like there's only five or sometimes six. IT AIN'T THAT HARD. No. 4 The text caller. Now,
This is the only one that I am not guilty of... And in fact, it annoys me
So much when people do this to ME. I send a message in like; "Hey, dude. What's up?"
I'm waiting... And I'm waiting.. No reply! And I'm like okay. And then SUDDENLY this dude calls me! *I hate this so much SDHADADHAWSDQA*
And I'm standing here looking at your unexpected call, all nervous and panicking
And I'm peeing just a little. My thumb is like accept? Decline? AHHH.. What do I do?! Until finally...
I just panicked, muted, throw the phone under my pillow! And now
I have to like move to China... What call..? I-i never got no call. No, ain't nobody ever called me!!
I DON'T EVEN HAVE A CELL PHONE! Like... Bruh.
Why you taking our conversation to the next level? You just took our
Conversation to second base, when I'm still over here on the bench trying to put my damn helmet on! There are rules and guidelines to
Texting, okay, and you ain't respecting them. If I text you, text me back! *Respecc* But now
You calling me?! Like, If I wanted to call you, wouldn't I just call you?!
I had your number, and you know how you should know that? BECAUSE IT'S THE SAME NUMBER
I TEXTED! No. 5: The Tick Tock texter. you ever text someone casually just like; "Hey, dude
How you doing?" Then they don't reply. And they still don't reply... So, then like eff it. I can take a hint.
You don't want talk to me? Fine, but then TWO WEEKS later, you're doing something, All of a sudden your phone pings, and it's like; "Hey,
I'm doing good." Like I don't comprehend!
You're telling me... That you went back to two weeks of text
And then chose to now tell me how you're doing?! Like... what? I like to be honest at this point
I forgot I even texted you, Okay? My life has changed drastically... Like, I moved, I go to a new school now,
I'm married,
I have a child! A lot has changed.
But I'm glad YOU'RE doing good! And to be honest that person is rude, and inconsiderate, and 100%
Me. Me! I am that person. And as that person, as
That person, I feel I need to explain exactly why that happened. I got a lot of text messages and a lot of emails,
It's not an excuse but I'm just saying my job of social media and a lot of things are happening on my phone!
So when I'm busy, I just don't address it.
I actually leave them unread, and then when I have enough time to actually
Sit down, and properly pay attention to you, I do go through all my texts that I didn't answer.
And I reply to them, cuz I figure I don't want to ignore you, and better late than never!
Also, this whole video was a plot for me to just apologize for this. I'm sorry... :(
No. 6: The Sms Stressor
I know for sure, fo sho, fo sheezy,
That every single person can relate to this! Sometimes when people text you, they act really needy just like; "Hey."
"You there?"
"Hello,
It says you read it?" Like dog, If I ain't replying, it's because I'm probably busy doing something!
Can you just give me a second?!
I did not know we were in a textually active relationship, where I was obligated to repply to you like this! *Lilly snaps her fingers indicating very quickly*
And you know what my biggest pet peeve is? Do not threaten me with the whole; "It says you're online...",
"It says you read it..." Cuz you know, I will mother effing read your text message FIVE times and still don't want to talk
About it! Just like Shakespeare and English classic Just like back the eff up! Like, is this a normal thing to do?
I don't get it, would you do this if we were in person like, if you knew I was busy would you keep bothering me like
Imagine right now, like guys let's create a scenario, let's use our imaginations, okay, imagine RIGHT NOW
You were standing there, and I'm here busy doing something. Like, say my friend, my friend; Alex from Target over here
Passes out and I'm like "Alex from target! You're my oldest, dearest friend! I love you, so mu- I'm Gonna give you mouth-to-mouth! (o-o)
My friend over here is just like; "Yo, you busy?"
"Yo."
"Yo." *Lilly giving mouth-to-mouth at Alex from Target.* "Yo, Don't ignore me!" *More mouth-to-mouth* "Yo, I know you can hear me!"
"Dude, reply!" *I think Alex is dead...* "Oh my God, helloooo
ooooooooooooooo
Like, bro! I'm trying to save Alex! Who else is gonna bag my ish at Target?! Though honestly, yo selfish! Yo, on that note,
Let me send you a text real quick, you ready?
"So, I'm going to Scotland tomorrow for the EMAS."
Oh snap! Dpn't forget to tune in the details are in the description below! Show coverage starts at 7 p.m.
In the US, and 8 p.m.
in the UK on MTV and Channel 5
Check these things for everywhere else, because Superwoman is going to the EMAS! Oh,
I'm so excited~! And for all of you who are about to Google
that acronym, like I did... It's the European Music Awards hosted by my girl Nicki Minaj, and that's all for this video!
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