Three, two, one.
(Sona claps)
That was early.
No three... That was, that was early.
So we'll do, three, two, one clap.
Oh. Here we go.
Three, two, one.
(Sonia and Eduardo clap)
Great.
What the fuck?
(laughing)
Jesus! Man.
What- why don't you?
He should do the clap, I'll judge you doing the clap.
It's a lot of pressure to do the clap right.
Let me explain to people in case we ever use this.
(Matt laughs)
That you need to do a sync clap, if one of us isn't here,
Sona and I are in studio, Matt Gourley is in Pasadena,
and I won't give the exact street,
[Conan] 'cause I think he'd be attacked immediately.
You don't know it.
And I have no idea what it is.
(Sona laughing)
I've been there once, but he made me wear a blindfold
'cause he didn't want me to know where he lives.
But anyway yeah, but anyway, we have to do a sync clap
to make sure that we are all in audio sync.
[Conan] Eduardo counted you down for the clap.
Yep, yes. And your clap was way off.
He did three, two, one, (claps) and you did it like that.
And so you did it on three and a half
instead of on what would've been four.
Yeah.
And so, I was just making fun of your clap,
and then you did another clap, which wasn't great.
I think your tempo's weird.
It's a lot of pressure 'cause you're,
they're counting down, and it's a lot of pressure
'cause you're like... It's not a lot of pressure,
there couldn't be less pressure.
Anytime there's a countdown involved in anything,
it's... it's nerve-racking.
There's never been less pressure,
we're in a podcast studio, all you have to do is clap.
If you don't get it perfectly right, we do it again.
But you... There is pressure though,
because you're gonna ride her ass super hard
if she gets it wrong.
Thank you. Yeah. That's the pressure.
Because, and then you're here right next, right next to me
and I could tell you're judging...
So Matt, you zoomed in just so you could take Sona's side?
That's what you did. Yeah, I gotta run.
I came what I came to do.
(laughing)
I gotta go, hang in there girl.
Matt zoomed in...
Don't leave me.
I can't believe he zooms in,
he's like the cavalry comes in, and it doesn't save me,
just immediately puts a bullet through my head.
What do you need to be saved with?
Save you?
You're the oppressor here.
Let me help you. Eduardo give me the countdown
and I'll give you the correct, go.
Here we go, three, two, one.
(Eduardo and Conan clap)
That's right on time.
That is called...
Is that good? Pretty good.
That is called a perfect...
You know what though?
He's also, he's really trying right now.
No I'm not...
He's never clapped that, like confidently.
You've never clapped that loudly before.
It's called having a sense of time and tempo.
You don't have that, you are born without it.
I don't know what happened to you as a child.
And I'm sorry, but we shouldn't rely on Sona anymore
for the clap sync, what do you think Matt?
I think you're wrong, I believe in Sona.
I think we can do this, Sona.
Eduardo, clap her in again, and Sona you got this.
Fuck, I don't wanna do it again.
Okay, I could do it, I'll do it.
But I'm looking at you. I'm looking at you.
You're the worst. Go ahead.
You are the worst,
worst, worst to be next to right now.
I hate this so much...
Sometimes the worst is also the best.
This is so much, I'm actually, my hands are shaking.
Never, all right never.
By definition, it's never the best.
I'm so nervous.
I believe, here we go.
Three, two, one.
(Sona and Eduardo clap)
That was perfection. Yeah!
Felt a little early.
Felt a little... Eduardo, what do you think? Be honest.
It was really good.
(indistinct chatter)
Eduardo be honest, be honest, be honest.
It was a little early.
Why don't you guys do it at the same time
without looking at each other, and see who's more on?
Okay.
Eduardo, clap. Here we go.
All right. Count us in.
Three, two, one.
(Conan and Sona clap)
Ooh, that was tight.
I mean, you're both pretty in sync. Yeah.
I was perfectly in sync, and then you saw me and did it.
Shut up, no. Yeah you did.
I didn't mean to say shut up, I don't like it
when people say, I do, just shut up.
Wait, all you say... Say "gamats".
All you say to me is shut up
(Sona stuttering)
Is that what you say to your kids
when they're being too harsh?
I say "gamats." Gamats.
Yeah. Slowly, gently. I think that you-
Shh, "gamats, gamats."
Oh, you were waiting for me to mess up the clap.
You were looking at me. You couldn't wait.
And then when I went too fast, you like dove in.
And I think that you're creating
a very hostile work environment
and I don't like it and I wanna go cry in the bathroom.
Hey Sona,
maybe you can cancel him for his clap pressure.
And this could be like a landmark case of canceling.
Yeah. This is what takes me down,
is that I publicly shamed you
for being off tempo with your clap.
Can I ask you like a serious question?
Yeah.
Were you ready to scrutinize my clap?
Nope, not at all.
I just heard it and it didn't sound right
Now, Eduardo picked up on it too.
I could see in his eyes.
Eduardo has very expressive eyes
and they welled up with disappointment.
You didn't, you immediately
as soon as I clapped and jumped in
and criticized me for it and I don't...
I don't like it. Listen, Sona, Sona, Sona.
I think you're an incredible person.
Ugh this is the worst. Listen to me.
No, listen. I hate this.
Just hold on.
I think you're an incredible person,
but you do have some flaws
and one of them is terrible clap tempo.
Okay.
Awful. Awful. Maybe the worst I've ever seen.
I'm never doing that again.
I just want everybody here to know.
I'm never doing the clap sync again.
Okay.
And that's the end of this segment in three, two, one.
(all clap)
Perfect. I taught you well.
You didn't teach me anything.
Peace out.