- ♫ My wife, she is bum, and I keep losing it
(quick, bright music)
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Hey guys, it's Penn and Kim.
We are on the couch because we're gonna discuss
something that's very important to both of us,
which is our marriage and specifically our jewelry
that we get for the marriaging.
- So typically, married people wear rings
to signify their love and affection.
- And I love wearing my ring, I do.
It's so sweet.
I love people knowing that I'm married to this
beautiful, hot, fun, intelligent woman.
But I keep losing it.
I've lost it again.
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Number one was--
- Like a month after we got married.
- Right, and I was, I had to, I was in hurry
to get to my first-ever live broadcast on ABC Sports.
And I had to product in my hair,
and I did it right by my rental car.
And I took it off, and I thought I put it
on the roof of the car or like inside the car.
I put it somewhere, and then I looked around,
and it was gone.
- Right.
- It was just gone. - Right.
- I couldn't find it.
The second one, so when you do cross-fit,
right, you have to take it off, and you saw
the crazy marks on it and it pinches.
Anyone who does cross-fit will tell you it doesn't work.
I put it on a key chain when I do cross-fit,
and I lost the keys.
- So the third one, we have video.
Take a look.
We went shopping.
- [Penn] Yeah.
- [Kim] We even went so far as to engrave--
- [Penn] The outside, it has, with your phone number.
- [Kim] It says, "If lost, save my marriage."
- [Penn] Right.
- [Kim] And my phone number.
- [Penn] And I figured that would do the trick.
- [Kim] And how long has it been gone?
- It's like been a month, 'cause I have to take it off
when I am playing tennis, also,
because the way that you grip the raquet--
- This is the most first-world way to lose a ring.
- So yes, so by the way, I got a tattoo.
I got tatted up as a way to make sure,
if I wasn't wearing it, that yes, ladies,
I'm off the market, and I know everybody wants
some of this right now, in flannel pajamas.
- I can't keep my hands off him, girls.
- Clearly.
Can I just tell you, like every time I lose it,
I get really sad, but I know I'm not allowed
to be like openly sad about it.
- You can be sad.
It would help me if you were sad.
- Well, more of it is me being an idiot.
- I think sad would help me.
- Man, that last one was really comfortable.
It was like some kind of pillowy.
It was the most expensive one we bought by far.
- [Kim] Yes.
- [Penn] By a long shot.
- We are never spending that much money on a ring again.
- Do we need to get another ring, or like ...
- Yeah, (drowned out by Penn)
- I've got the tat, can I make like a bigger tattoo?
Can I just buy it and put it in, like, a hope chest?
- Can we go on Amazon and get like 10 for a dollar
or something like that?
- Let's bulk purchase.
- Bulk purchase.
- I'm a huge fan of that.
Okay, so where can I bulk purchase wedding rings?
'Cause I want to wear them, and I love you.
- Do you feel bad?
- I feel awful.
Every time I do it, I feel all like,
"I lost my ring again."
- Oops, he's lost it again.
I feel like there's, for your,
I'm not gonna call it punishment, 'cause you feel bad,
but let's just call it punishment.
- I have to do a Britney Spears song?
- I feel like you need to get the guitar
and do a Britney Spears song.
- Okay, hang on.
- Impromptu.
- [Penn] Yep.
- [Kim] Penn's punishment, he has to write and sing
a Britney Spears parody about losing his ring
in two minutes.
(laughs)
Time is ticking.
- Yeah, hey, this is helping, too.
- [Kim] You have like another 30 seconds, honey.
We have to take Lola to gymnastics, so we gotta go.
(laughs)
Okay.
- Hi, I have this guitar because I'm being punished.
- It's not a punishment, more of a just like
you're making it up to me.
- I deserve it.
I lost three wedding rings now,
two of them in the last year, because I am a moron,
and so Kim wants me to write a song about it.
Like to hear it?
Here we go.
♫ I think I did it again
♫ My wedding ring is not on my hand, yeah
♫ I bought it from a nice store
♫ And promised that I wouldn't lose any more
♫ I even wrote her phone number on it
♫ But no one called us and, oh baby baby
♫ Oops, I lost it again
♫ In only 10 years, I've lost three rings
♫ Ooh baby baby
♫ Oops, this was my third one
♫ My wife, she is bum, and I keep losing it
(guitar music)
It's a pretty good song.
- Keep going, baby.
- ♫ Oh, oops, I am a moron
♫ It's a nice ring
♫ I just have to keep it on my hand
♫ But I do not, cause I'm an idiot
- Thank you for watching.
Subscribe to--
- Boom!
- Good one!
- Bam what?
And if you happen to find a ring--
- And it has a phone number on it, call me.
There will be a reward.
The reward is my undying love and affection.
- [Boy] A hug.
- A hug.
(guitar music)
- (Boy interjects)
- This is a really good, like, Britney Spears,
that's a good acoustic song.
- Yeah.