[MUSIC PLAYING]
I hate Sarah, she's the wost.
I know, right?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Can't believe that--
Oh, hey, Sarah!
Sarah, what's up?
How was your summer?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
It was great.
How was yours.
[CHATTER]
[BELL RINGING]
You're late.
It's 7:30.
Yeah.
Class starts at 7:30.
Yeah.
Go get a late pass.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
So, you need to know calculus to move forward in this math.
Which is good, because you learned it last year.
So there's no need for me to review it or go over it again.
Mr. Harrison didn't teach us that last year.
Not my problem.
Can I go to the bathroom?
Yeah.
But just take the bathroom pass.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Ew.
[BELL RINGING]
The bell doesn't dismiss you.
I dismiss you.
All right.
Now you can leave.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[CHATTER]
[SUDDEN SILENCE]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
My lunch is disgusting.
Can I have some of yours?
No.
Hey, guys.
Remember to clean up the table before you leave.
So, how was your summer?
It was great.
I had the coolest girlfriend in the world.
Oh, really?
How'd you meet?
Canada.
[BELL RINGING]
Wait.
Where are you going, leaving the table such a mess?
Hey.
Sorry I'm late.
[WHISTLE]
You're out.
Take a lap with the rest of the kids that got out.
Pick up the pace.
I hate gym class.
[INAUDIBLE] the same.
I just got hit in the face with a dodge ball.
Look, it's gym class.
You bring your gym clothes.
I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to send you
to the principal's office.
But I didn't know we had to wear gym clothes today.
It is the first day of school.
We sent out the schedule two weeks ago.
I'm sorry.
Isn't he a little old?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Woo!
I mean, he got held back nine years, but--
ooh, can he throw a dodge ball.
You think all this was mine?
Can we go shower now?
No.
I have your class until 11:30.
That only gives us five minutes to shower, get dressed,
and get to class on the other side of the school.
Yeah, well, that's not my problem.
[BELL RINGING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
You're late.
Sorry.
My gym teacher let us out super late.
That's not my problem.
Go sit down.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Who could tell me what a haiku is?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Rachel?
I did not raise my hand.
But I still called on you.
My hand is not up.
Call on somebody else, please.
This class is the worst.
Good.
See class?
That was a great example.
So, tonight's homework is going to be 100 pages of reading,
questions 14-64 of the textbook, watch a documentary
on Shakespeare-- it's only about two hours long--
write a paper on the documentary for tomorrow.
And make sure you study, because we
might have a pop quiz tomorrow.
That's like four hours of homework.
I think that's a fair amount of homework.
I have tennis practice after school.
That's not my problem.
[BELL RINGING]
OK, guys.
You're dismissed.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
This isn't my locker.
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]