[HUMMING]
GLENN MACAULAY: Hello, "Space Janitors" fans.
My name's Glenn Macaulay.
You may recognize me from season one of Space Janitors,
where I played Rebus of the deck crew.
Or you might recognize me from season 42 of "American
Gladiators," where I played Splash, the merman character.
I also run the "Space Janitors" Twitter feed, and I
put together the comment sweep videos, and the video you're
watching right now.
There's gonna be a brand new episode of "Space Janitors"
next week, but this week we're doing
something a little special.
Basically, what happened was a 10-year-old fan from Michigan
named Alex wrote to us and said he wanted to be a
screenwriter.
So we said, well, why don't you try your hand at writing
an episode of "Space Janitors." And he did it, and
it's great.
Now, unfortunately we don't have the resources to film a
whole episode of "Space Janitors," but we did the next
best thing.
So without further ado, here's the cast of "Space Janitors"
reading Alex's script.
It's called "Space Janitors, Return of the Beam Rod."
Please enjoy.
[WHISTLING]
DARBY: No!
[BEAM ROD SOUNDS]
MIKE: What?
What is it?
[BEAM ROD SOUNDS]
Ow!
DARBY: We got the Mush Cooker Instrument Light Based Arm
Cutter Electrical Powered Wrench back.
EDITH: So, what's been going on with you guys lately?
DARBY: That's not really meant for your ears, Edith.
MIKE: He found a little Mush Cooker in our quarters.
EDITH: Is that why you have straps on your arms?
MIKE: Well, what do you think it was?
DARBY: Well, you've said too much, Mike.
[BEAM ROD SOUNDS]
EDITH: Oh, no, no, no.
You brought that thing back here?
DARBY: Yeah.
I've been getting better at playing songs with this thing.
[BEAM ROD SOUNDS]
EMILY ROARKE: I have great news, everyone.
They finished rebuilding L.
DARBY: Hey, that's great.
I can play my song as a welcome back present.
Hey.
L.
L: Hey, guys.
Who's that?
EMILY ROARKE: Please, call me Emily.
DARBY: I've got a little welcome back present.
L: Uh, no, Darby.
You, uh, you really didn't have to.
[BEAM ROD SOUNDS]
DARBY: Oh, yeah, Ellen, it's electrical instrument.
Oh, yeah, Ellen, it's electrical instrument.
MIKE: Ow!
DARBY: Oh, I never seem to get through that part
without that happening.
MIKE: Why did you pick that stupid thing up?
DARBY: How was I supposed to know it was gonna
be like last time?
Let me try a new one, please?
[BEAM ROD SOUNDS]
SQUALL TROOPER: Oh, hey.
It's those rebels.
SQUALL TROOPER: Oh, how can you tell?
SQUALL TROOPER: Uh, they have those laser sword thingies.
SQUALL TROOPER: Oh, well what should we do?
SQUALL TROOPER: We, we should blast them.
DARBY AND MIKE: What?
No, no, no!
[GUNFIRE]
[BEAM ROD SOUNDS]
SQUALL TROOPER: Aw, we've lost them again.
MIKE: Dude, you have to stop playing with that thing and
get rid of it.
DARBY: Dude, come on.
I just want to see how it works.
[BEAM ROD SOUNDS]
MIKE: Ow!
DARBY: OK.
We'll get rid of it.
I just put it it in Dark Lord's room.
EMILY ROARKE: Um, are you sure you got rid of it?
EDITH: Yeah.
What's going to happen to it?
DARBY: I don't know.
But as long as Mike's arms are back on, I've
still got my best bud.
MIKE: My arms are still sore.
DARBY: Sorry.
BRAD: Well, turns out the Dark Lord owes you 100 million
credits, Mr. Richards.
L: So, what does the Dark Lord need the beam rod for?
DARBY: I don't know-- whoa!
Dang it!
[HUMMING]
DARBY: Hey, Alex.
I hope you liked the video.
I hope we did your script justice, and
that you enjoyed it.
Thanks so much for the script.
-Thanks for watching that very special episode of "Space
Janitors." We'll be back next week with our regular
episodes, but hey, if you're in Canada, you can vote for us
right now for the Canadian Comedy Awards
the best web series.
Just go to spacejanitors.com/awards,
that's spacejanitors.com/awards.
Vote for us.
Thanks, eh?
OK, see you next week.