Zlatan’s Top 10 Quotes
10
Zlatan, John Carew has labelled your tricks pointless.
What John Carew can do with a footballI can do with an orange!
And what I’ve just done with that orange, I’m going to do with John Carew.
9
Zlatan, the rumours are you’ve bought a porsche.
Absolutely not.
I have ordered a plane.
It is much faster.
8
What are you laughing at? My hair?
No
What are you laughing at? My hair?
No
What are you laughing at? My hair?
Yes. But I wasn't until you mentioned it.
Before I was laughing at my reflection.
I can't help but laugh at how perfect I am.
7
Zlatan, the rumours are you’re gay
Come over to my house baby.
and bring your sister.
I'll show you who’s gay.
That’s Messi.
What?! Get your haircut, you big girl.
Or at least put it up in a masculine top-knot.
6
He jumped into my elbow
This probably explains some of his other misdemeanors...
He jumped into the ball
He jumped into my foot
His poor ligaments tore itself when they jumped into my studs
5
It’s The A Factor!
Arsenal’s search for a star continues!
NEXT!
Oooooh, he’s got some fierce dance moves.
Agreed!
What will you be singing for us today?
Just give me the contract.
Zlatan doesn't do auditions.
Terrible attitude. Next!
I’m Francis and I’m from Croxteth.
A STAR IS BORN!
4
Zlatan, what have you got your wife for her birthday?
Nothing ... she already has Zlatan
3
Zlatan what are those scratches on your face?
Well I don't know…
You'll have to ask your wife about that.
My wife died...
2
Zlatan, who is the world's most beautiful woman?
I haven't met her yet. But when I do, I'll date her.
ZLAT - come back Zlat!
Are you the world’s most beautiful woman?
Aye. I’m proper mint me, why?
Then date me!
Okay!
And Zlatan's Number 1 Quote...
The boys are excited to meet you
I’m Zlatan, who the hell are you?
I’m Mido
No...
I’m Andy Van Der Meyde
Wait…
I’m Johnny Heitinga
It was a rhetorical question…
I’m Wamberto!
I said it for dramatic effect!
Idiots
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