AND TO MY VIEWERS AT HOME, THANK YOU FOR STAYING UP.
BUT APPARENTLY THIS SHOW ISN'T THE ONLY THING KEEPING PEOPLE UP
LATE AT NIGHT.
BECAUSE THERE'S A STORY OUT OF IRELAND WHERE RESIDENTS IN A
SMALL TOWN ARE UPSET AFTER REPEATEDLY GETTING LATE NIGHT
PHONE CALLS FROM PEOPLE DIALING THE WRONG NUMBER WHEN THEY'RE
TRYING TO REACH A PHONE SEX LINE, YEAH, AND IT'S CALLED
BABESTATION.
YEAH.
(LAUGHTER) BABESTATION.
I USED TO CALL MY COLLEGE DORM ROOM BABESTATION.
IT WAS PRETTY MUCH ME ON MY OWN BUT-- IT'S TRUE.
(LAUGHTER) IT ISN'T.
I DIDN'T GO TO COLLEGE.
(LAUGHTER) THE SADDEST PART ABOUT THIS
STORY IS RESIDENTS ARE GETTING WOKEN UP BY THESE CALLS OR IN
THE YEAR 2017 PEOPLE ARE STILL CALLING PHONE SEX LINES.
YOU KNOW ABOUT THE INTERNET, RIGHT?
I BET THESE IRISH GUYS, LIKE SOME OF THESE IRISH GUYS WAKING
UP SAYING STOP CALLING THIS NUMBER.
THIS IS NOT A PHONE SEX LINE.
AND THEN THEIR WIFES ARE LIKE YES SLM NOBODY HERE IS IS MAKING
EXTRA MONEY ON THE SIDE AS A PHONE SEX OPERATOR.
IT'S A TOTALLY WRONG NUMBER.
I'LL CALL YOU BACK.
(LAUGHTER) CAN YOU IMAGINE AN IRISH PHONE
SEX HOTLINE.
IT WOULD JUST BE, I WANT TO SPEAK TO A REDHEAD.
AND THEY'D BE LIKE, OKAY, WHICH ONE.
THERE ARE 11 OF US HERE.
MEANWHILE IN CALIFORNIA, A RESTAURANT IS IS GETTING SOME
BAD PUBLICITY AFTER SOMEONE POSTED A PICTURE OF A RECEIPT
ONLINE.
A WOMAN GOT A DISCOUNT AFTER SHE SAW A RAT RUN OVERHEAR HER
FOOT WHILE EATING IN THE RESTAURANT, AND THIS IS HOW IT
SHOWED UP ON THE RECEIPT.
TAKE A LOOK.
THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT'S COMPLETELY REAL.
IT SAYS SEEN RAT.
ALSO, SHE SAW A RAT AND THEY ONLY TOOK $30 BUCKS OFF A $100
TAB.
I MEAN, EVEN THE RAT WAS LIKE, WHAT, I'M NOT EVEN WORTH A FULL
REFUND.
MY BIGGER QUESTION HERE IS, WHY DOES SHE EVEN HAVE A RECEIPT?
WHO STAYS AND FINISHES THEIR MEAL AFTER SEEING A RAT RUN
ACROSS THEIR FOOD?
(APPLAUSE) IT'S SO WEIRD.
THEY'RE LIKE THIS IS THE MOST DISGUSTING PLACE I'VE EVER BEEN
TO.
CAN I SEE THE DESERT DESSERT MENU.
HAVE A LOOK AT THE RECEIPT AGAIN.
WHAT I CAN'T BELIEVE IS-- THAT MEANS THEY HAVE A CASH REGISTER
CODE FOR SEEING A RAT.
HOW OFTEN DOES THIS HAPPEN?
AND 37.35 MINE US SEVEN BUCKS BECAUSE YOU SAW A RAT AND
ANOTHER FIVE BUCKS OFF BECAUSE YOU HAVE EATEN A PUBE.
(LAUGHTER) GOOD NIGHT GUYS,
THANKS-- FINALLY, IN SLIGHTLY BETTER RESTAURANT NEWS BUT ONLY
SLIGHTLY BETTER, THERE IS A NEW RESTAURANT IN SPAIN THAT JUST
OPENED WHERE EVERYBODY DINES IN THE RESTAURANT COMPLETELY NAKED.
YEAH.
BRAND NEW THING.
I KNOW.
AND YOU THOUGHT IT WAS AWKWARD GOING TO DINNER WITH YOUR
PARENTS BEFORE.
EVERYONE IN THERE IS FULLY NUDE.
I MEAN BECAUSE WHO AMONGST US HASN'T BEEN IN A CROWDED LOCKER
ROOM AND THOUGHT, MAN, I WISH I COULD EAT HERE.
I MEAN IF I AM GOING TO BE NAKED IN FRONT OF STRANGERS, YEAH, I
WANT IT TO BE RIGHT AFTER I'VE EATEN A HUGE MEAL.
THE CONVERSATION MUST BE TOUGH IN THIS RESTAURANT THOUGH.
YOU JUST KNOW THAT EVERY MAN IN THERE IS SAYING THE SAME THING
OVER AND OVER.
THEY'RE LIKE IT'S COLD IN HERE, ISN'T IT.
IT'S COLD, IT IS SO COLD.
IT'S COLD.
(APPLAUSE) ONE THING IS FOR SURE, THOUGH,
THIS PLACE GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO THE PHRASE LEAVING A
GENEROUS TIP.
(LAUGHTER) BUT CHECK THIS OUT, THIS
RESTAURANT'S ALREADY MAKING NEWS.
IN FACT, A WOMAN RECENTLY GOT A DISCOUNT WHEN HER RECEIPT READ,
SEEN PENIS.