How's it going guys I am Matthias,
and today we have another speech jammer AskMatt.
If you guys aren't familiar with what a speech jammer is,
I put on these headphones, feed my voice through this speech...jammer, and it
...comes at a delay and I sound like an ...idiot
A+
So let's a-answer your QUESTions!
This is always fun.
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Did you forget... this is the part where I say jo-okes, not you?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
Damnit Austin! What did I just say!
Are you and Amanda planning to have kids?
100%, Without a dou-oubt,
maybe.
What advice whould you give to the haters?
Hey hater! Keep on hatin' cause I'm gonna keep on slayin'...
the haters...
What's the best way to get revenge?
Haters hate, because the most... important thing that they-ey-ey want is attention.
So if you don't give them attention,
Well, that's pretty good revenge,
'cause that's the only thing they want.
What are Brownie points?
If you guys don't know what Brownie point is,
It's when you do sumthin' really awesome for your lovely la-ady and she notice-es-s, and gives you a.. Brownie point.
And those are later... redeemable...
For...
Stuff.
How long do you think you and Amanda can last on your diet?
Right now... if you go over and check out the vlog channel,
Amanda and I are on a li-ife styyyle change,
where we're EATING CLEAN.
For the rest of our li-ives, baby-hee...!
Say your favourite phrase from Star Wars.
Yousa a big dudu do dis dime!
Are you going to VidCon this year?
Yes...
What is the most valuable lesson you've learned in your life so far?
Almost everything that's GREEeen...
*laughter at own inability to speak correctly*
...tastes bad,
but you gotta eat eet 'cause it's good for you.
Thanks, Mom!
Are you proud of me?
Lookatchu!
I'm so proud of you!
Look at you!!
YOU are the best yoouuu...
Youuu...
The following is a list of tongue twisters you guys gave me in the comments!
How many bears could Bear Grylls... grill if a Bear Grylls could GRILL bEArs?
*super emphasis* The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
That one wasn't that ha-ard...
Toy boat, toy poy poy- *laughs*
*Minnesotan accent* Toy boat, toy boit,
*laughs*
*deep breath*
Toy boat, toy... bite
I can't even get on n-number twooooooooo!
Toy boat, toy buwhat... *emphasis* toy boat,
toy boat
toy boat, tubwhat
tubboot?
Flippity-flop. Fliffity-flop-flop-flop-flee-fleef-fleaf *mumbles*
*gasping laughter*
Six thick thistle sticks...!
Six thick-thick-thick-thick-thick-thick-thick-thick
Rubber baby bubby, bucky, bucker, rubber ba-ba-baby bagy-ba-ba-ru-ba-ba-biggie-bigggg
[laughs] Niice!
I thooought I thought a thought, but if ah thOOOUGHt a thought I thought I been... with tha thought I thought
I wouldn't've thought so mmmuuuucch.
Sounds like I never tho-o-ught [laugh]