♪ Dotted, dotted line ♪
♪ Oh fella fall in line ♪
♪ I dropped out of college to give rapping ♪
♪ That old college try ♪
- [Deena] I hope this is not a prank.
- Yeah, where are we going?
- I'm the one that always gets freaking
the pranks put on them.
Hope it's like a nice vacation.
- I hope so too.
Part of me is feeling like I really need to tell Deena
that Angelina is coming, but at the same time,
my husband and the boys intentions are pure.
So I'm choosing to stay out of it right now.
- I mean, the area looks beautiful.
- [Lauren] So pretty.
Wow, look how pretty.
- [Deena] Where's all the cars?
- [Lauren] I haven't seen a living being yet.
- [Deena] Where's all the people?
Is this a prank?
Is this closed?
- [Lauren] It's weird 'cause there's no one here.
Let's go inside to see if anyone's here.
- [Mike] Oh my God, I spotted the girls.
- [Pauly D] Hi Deena.
Hi Deena, hi Lauren.
- Hi.
- [Pauly D] Welcome, welcome.
I own this place.
- Are you surprised?
- You look so good.
- So listen, this entire place is rented out.
I rented out the whole place.
There's an extremely skeleton staff.
They've all been COVID tested.
They all have hazmat suits.
Like not playing around.
- This is a beautiful hotel.
It's a little weird because there's nobody here.
And I don't think I've ever been
in this big of a place that has like six people in it.
- Here we are.
- [Deena And Lauren] Wow.
- [Deena] So fancy.
- Oh my goodness.
What's happening in there?
- Stop.
Oh my God.
'Cause its not all about you, Ron!
- Oh my God.
- [Ronnie] Can you guess who's who though?
- Ew, I feel weird.
Wait, why am I one?
I hate these fricking dolls.
I hate them.
Who do you have, a guy?
They're creepy as freaking (beep).
I'm never filming again, I'm done.
- Jenni's doing a confessional right now.
Jenni's in confessional right now.
- You guys are sick (beep).
You guys are all so sick.
Sick (beep).
- Hey Jenni, I found Deena.
- [Deena] Oh my God, you guys are all so sick.
It kinda looks like her.
- [Ronnie] It does.
- She's hanging out of her shirt.
You just cop a feel?
- [Ronnie] What the (beep)?
- Stop grabbing her weirdly.
- [Mike] I'm trying to find out, the thing.
The button.
- Jenni, I'm so happy you made it.
I miss you girl.
(screaming)
- [Together] Family vacation COVID edition!
- Is that your bed?
- Yeah.
- You can grab that,
and Ronnie is in here.
- [Deena] Wait, so all of you guys stayed in this one suite?
Why when you guys have a whole hotel
would you stay in one suite?
- Deena makes a good point.
We should probably get our own rooms.
Why don't we just take this whole floor?
Yeah.
- [Lauren] Yeah, let's stay close to each other though
because I'm gonna get freaked out at night.
- If I woke up next to that,
I'd get freaked out too.
- Wow.
That saltiness that you have for me only seasons myself.
- [Deena] Does this place have a pool?
- [Pauly D] Yes it does.
- So why don't we have a pool party?
- Pool party!
- Thank you Pauly.
- Pauly gave me a room with a view.
- I'm super excited to tell the roommates that I'm pregnant.
I have the cutest way of doing it.
I think they're all going to be pretty surprised
'cause I haven't even told them
that like we've been trying, but here we go.
J, I'm pregnant.
Oh my God, I'm so excited.
She's excited.
All right, let's go.
(upbeat music)
- It's that way, right?
Ronnie, how do you get in here?
- [Ronnie] Push the button on the other side.
Reach around.
You know about that.
- [Deena] Guys, I have presents.
- Oh, okay.
- I have never kept a secret from them,
so I think they're definitely
going to be super, super shocked.
Why don't you guys chill, and I'll give you the presents.
- [Mike] Oh, nice D.
- So this towel is for Pauly.
Vinny's boyfriend.
- Hey, all right.
- Towel's are the presents?
I'm confused.
- This is for Mike.
- Is this a girls thing?
- This one is for Vinny.
- Okay, like, thanks.
- This one's for Ron.
Yeah.
- Wow Dina, thank you.
Such a good present.
No, its really not.
- [Deena] And Lauren when I made these,
I didn't have one made because
because Jenni was, no, because Jennie was coming,
and you know.
Okay, okay.
I'm really excited to tell the roommates about my pregnancy,
but I am a little nervous that like
it might upset Lauren and Mike.
I know that they had their rough patch,
but I really want to like tell them like guys
there's a another member to the family.
And I just hope that they're excited.
- Give her Nicole's blanket.
- And then I have one more.
Don't look yet.
Are you ready?
- [Pauly D] What?
Deena, what?
- What?
- Oh my God. - What the hell?
- Holy (beep).
Now everything makes sense.
The stupid towel she just handed out,
why she's been more emotional lately.
- [Deena] You know how hard it was for me
not to tell you guys?
- [Vinny] Let's face it, she's an emotional meatball.
This is the first real surprise ever.
- [Mike] I'm trying to think of a group hug,
but can we do that with COVID?
- [Deena] We all tested negative.
- We're in the bubble.
- Group hug.
- Deena's pregnant!
- [Angelina] Christopher!
(beep) disaster.
I can't even (beep) get to the door.
I mean like I can't.
Do you see this (beep) garage?
People will (beep) think that we were hoarders.
Christopher!
Is this (beep) normal?
Christopher, Christopher, whose bed is that?
Siding.
Insulation.
Your toolbox.
There's your (beep), your wetback, your bed, your bed frame.
(beep)
Flat-screen TV under all this (beep).
Mice, rack.
Christopher, are you even listening?
This is (beep) bad news bear.
No do not.
No, no, no, no.
You're going to take it off the track.
♪ Welcome to the wild side ♪
♪ To the wild side ♪
♪ If you ready come and visit us ♪
♪ On the wild side ♪
- Deena is pregnant, I'm gonna tell everybody here.
Oh, just us.
- [Deena] CJ is convinced it's a girl.
Now he like comes over to my belly,
and he gives a kiss.
He goes, "Baby, baby."
- [Vinny] That's so cute.
Well, if you need any help with the breastfeeding,
Mike got you.
- [Pauly D] Oh my God, oh my God.
- That was a good one.
- I guess this is what happens during a boys weekend.
- So fun, you get to eat whatever you want now.
- [Lauren] Yes.
- Just like you Mike.
- [Deena] I mean, they're honestly like little children.
- What you say about me says more about you
than it says about me.
- So I like snacks.
- What the (beep) is going on?
- Burgers for the boys and girls.
- Where are we?
- This place is so freaking weird.
(hip hop music)
- [Vinny] Wow, this is awesome.
Guys, don't make a gif out of this.
- I really wanna like see the grounds.
- Yeah, let's go.
- Let's go look.
Let's go explore.
- [Mike] I'm gonna take the ladies.
I'll be back fellas.
- Yeah, show us the grounds, Mike.
- Good for her, that's all she ever wanted.
- I can't believe you kept a secret from us.
- It really breaks my heart that Mike and Lauren
have been trying so hard, and you know,
they haven't gotten pregnant yet.
I wanted to do it in person.
- It's so nice.
You know, we face a lot of challenges these past,
you know, years in our family and with us as well.
And this is a win for all of us.
- [Deena] Thank you guys.
And like, I pray for you guys all the time.
You know, it's always scary being pregnant,
and like, trying to get pregnant.
- [Mike] Yeah, it is.
It was.
- It's always in God's hands.
- Mike and I have been trying for a little bit,
and we've had some hard times,
but that doesn't take away at all
from my happiness for my loved ones.
- All right, come on, lets go back.
- I love you.
- I love you too.
- Oh my God, hold hands.
Hold hands, yay.