- Welcome back everybody. We are here with The Chicks.
Give it up!
(audience cheering)
So The Chicks and I are all musicians, of course,
that means you'd think we'd be good
at distinguishing sounds of common items,
some of which we hear every day.
You'd think, but I am horrible at it.
And we're gonna find out if they're horrible as well
with another round of A Quiet Case.
♪ A quiet case ♪
- You go ahead, Jessi Collins, with the sexy little voice.
Okay. Team I, mine sounds different today.
Teams are The Chicks, Natalie, Martie, and Emily
versus the winner, me.
So, we need a host.
I didn't wanna just beat a couple of 'em.
I wanted to beat all of them at once.
It's just who I am innately.
So everybody please welcome the host
of "American Ninja Warrior"
which returns to NBC starting tonight,
friend of the show and all around great guy, Matt Iseman.
(audience cheering)
- How are you?
- I am doing so great. I'm coming off five all-nighters.
We just finished the show. So I'm loopy.
- So should we all start drinking now? Is this the, like?
- You haven't started?
- I am behind. I'm like, well, it's great to see you again.
- [Matt] Thank you, Kelly.
- Do you wanna let us know how and I'm gonna lose?
- So this is how it works.
You can see, we have eight cases here.
Now, inside these cases are eight everyday items.
- Ugh.
- You teams will take turns choosing a case
and guessing the item inside.
But if you're wrong.
If you're wrong.
- Shut up.
- [Matt] The other team will get a chance--
- I am offended.
- To steal. A cool prize is on the line.
The Chicks are playing for the right side of the audience.
And Kelly's playing for the left.
- Don't you!
- Good luck, left.
- Don't you, don't you put that on me!
- If The Chicks win, though, you will be immortalized,
getting your photo on the Blake Shelton Wall of Champions
who beat Kelly Clarkson.
- Who cares? It's a dumb wall.
- Honestly, who better to host a game
called the quiet case than me?
(everyone laughing)
All right, we are up.
Kelly is such a good host that she demanded she goes first.
So Kelly.
- Yeah.
- [Matt] Choose your case.
- Yeah, it's my show.
Okay. I say two.
- [Matt] Two?
- Two.
Two. See, you felt strong. You felt strong.
Come on, Clarkson.
- I could see Natalie trying to side eye the case,
but we are on it.
- [Kelly] Okay.
- Now here we go, listen carefully.
- [Kelly] Closing my eyes. Okay.
- Here it is.
- Oh.
Is that a slinky?
(screams)
- Oh my goodness. It is a metal slinky.
(audience cheering)
- You're shocked, aren't you?
- I am.
Kelly, I think that's the first one you've got it correct--
- [Kelly] I think it's the first one.
- In 92 times of playing this game.
- I am so shocked right now. I feel confident!
You're going down.
(everyone laughing)
- [Matt] Trash talking Kelly. Be careful.
- Oh my gosh. Okay.
- All right Chicks. You see how the game is played,
now it's your turn. Choose a case.
- Three.
- [Matt] Okay.
- 'Cause there's three of us. Three.
- Three.
- I'm gonna listen so good. I feel it's my day. It's my day.
- Are you ready?
Listen carefully.
- Is it a card shuffle?
- What?
- A card shuffle?
- What is it, ladies?
- Okay, go ahead. No, it's not right.
- After Kelly, a brush.
- Oh my God!
(everyone cheering)
It is a hairbrush. - What!
- [Matt] Well done!
- Good job, Emily.
- How did you get a card shuffle?
- [Emily] That was you. - [Martie] I did.
- I have legit guessed hairbrush in this game 9,000 times
and it has never happened, and I didn't get that win?
- I saw them choosing it.
We felt, we felt that it was going to be yours.
- I see you, God!
- [Matt] Kelly, your choice.
- So bitter. Eight.
I can't believe hairbrush was one.
I'm so mad right now that I didn't get that.
- Here we go. Are you ready?
- [Kelly] Okay.
- Let me make it work.
- Are you gonna what? When?
- Oh, I think it sounds like a typewriter.
No no no, I'm not gonna say a typewriter,
I'm not gonna didn't say typewriter.
- A typewriter is incorrect.
Chicks, you have a chance to take the lead and steal this.
- That's a rotary telephone.
- [Matt] Oh my God!
- Oh!
- Hello? Hello?
- I had a rotary.
- You're too young.
- I, no! We had a rotary! I had a rotary.
- Chicks, and this is the last one.
- Isn't the last one worth 10 points?
- You guys could really run away with this contest, ladies.
Which case would you like?
- You pick. - Five.
- Five. Good as five.
- I almost went five.
- [Matt] It's history on the line. Are you ready?
- [Kelly] Oh, I, I.
- Gotta be.
- I know what this is.
I know what it is! I think. Watch me be way wrong.
- For 10 points, and the greatest victory
in the history of "The Kelly Clarkson Show",
Blake Shelton himself may write a song about this victory.
- [Kelly] No, don't do it, don't, keep talking.
Oh, oh, what's your guess? What's your guess?
- Keys.
- [Kelly] Oh, that's what I thought. Oh my God, I was right!
- The Chicks had the keys!
- [Kelly] That's what I thought it was.
- Ladies and gentlemen, it is the greatest victory
in the history of "The Kelly Clarkson Show", The Chicks win!
(audience cheering)
- All right, but everyone is a winner here
you know, except for me.
As I mentioned earlier, The Chicks 2022 tour
with special guests Patty Griffin and Jenny Lewis,
kicks off next week and tickets are on sale now.
Don't be a fool, go get some tickets.
But everyone in the audience
is getting a pair of tickets to show of your choice.
Any show of your choice.
(audience cheering)
Which is exciting.
And
it's exciting. It's exciting.
And because The Chicks won, their photos
will be put up on the stupid Blake Shelton,
I can't stand that name,
Blake Shelton Wall of Champions Who Beat Kelly Clarkson,
whatever.
You're gonna look beautiful on the wall, whatever.
- Can we get the name renamed?
Can we have the wall renamed after us?
- [Kelly] Exactly.
- We are the biggest winners.
- [Kelly] You're the biggest winner.
- Thank you.
- We are now officially changing the name.
Take that Blake Shelton,
to The Chicks Wall of People Who Beat Kelly Clarkson.
This turned out to be my favorite game.