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- So the VMAs happened last night.
And I just found out about it this morning, oop!
Since when do the VMAs happen on a Monday? That's weird.
That's weird, honey, that's weird.
Has that always happened, or have I just been delusional?
It could be both, it could be both,
I am very delusional, I already know that for a fact.
Like in my mind, I'm Megan Thee Stallion all the time.
All the time, that's never gonna change,
fuck you, okay?
So the VMAs came out on a Tuesday. Today's Wednesday.
Why did I think today was Tuesday?
Girl, my week is off.
Why the fuck did it come out on a Tuesday?
Who's watching award shows on a Tuesday? Girl!
So please...
Okay, I was just making sure
nothing behind me is incriminating.
So the VMAs happened, people wear fashion there,
we're gonna judge the fashion
because I am a professional in fashion,
if you guys didn't know that.
Studied it at Cambridge University.
Where the fuck is Cambridge University? I do not know.
Nicki Minaj, oh my god.
Okay, it's giving me Madonna.
I don't know why, did Madonna wear something like this once?
That was just the first thing that came to my mind,
I don't know.
I mean, I do know, I studied fashion, I studied fashion.
Know what it's giving me?
It's giving me RuPaul's Drag Race, girl.
I think one of the queens wore that once.
I like it, it's cute, it's pink.
You know, we had a Barbie summer, she is a Barbie.
Barbie beach house, Barbie beach!
(indistinct), she also hosted the awards show I believe.
I mean, I know, I watched it, I watched it.
Taylor Swift.
Okay.
The buttons are buttoning, girl.
Is that like a quick tearaway outfit?
It makes me feel like
if someone were to accidentally step on her dress,
it would just like rip open and fall away.
Revealing another dress underneath.
And can it button all the way down to the floor?
Can I mummify you, Taylor Swift?
That is the main question I'm asking, okay?
It's a fetish.
Cardi B, wow.
Are you good? Are these bullets?
Are you wearing bullets?
Is it silverware, or is it bullets?
I don't know,
this photo that I found is very low quality, girl,
so it looks like you're wearing
some long-ass shotgun bullets.
Machine gun, rifle shit, military grade,
I don't fucking know.
Go off, queen, okay?
She says "Why use weapons when you can just wear them?
Drop condoms, not bombs."
Okay, girl.
I don't know about this dress,
this looks very uncomfortable,
this looks like it scratches the hell out of you
if you just walk...
Just walk, basically.
It looks stiff. I don't know how stiff it was in real life.
Did you scrape the carpet with you?
Did you clean off a good layer of the carpet
as you were walking by, 'cause it looks sharp.
Did you not want anyone near you?
You said "Don't touch me."
You said "Nicki Minaj is hosting this shit,
someone's after me tonight."
Shakira with her sons.
I did not know she had children.
But at the same time, she was in her 20s when I was a child,
so it makes sense, you know what I mean?
I don't know much about her life.
She lived a full-ass one
before I even stepped foot outside, okay?
She looks cute, and her children,
one of them looks like Jamie Lynn Spears' younger brother
in Zoey 101.
Y'all remember him?
Doesn't he do like kink content on TikTok now?
What's going on?
Demi Lovato, okay, it's giving
♪ I am (indistinct) ♪
♪ But I still ♪
♪ Come on, baby ♪
And you can't say you're not a supermodel anymore, girl,
because this is giving supermodel vibes, okay?
Girl, you are snatch.
Big shoulders, jacket looking, walking down,
saying "Girl, it's me."
♪ This is real ♪
Rock is definitely the perfect place
for dramatic-ass voices,
and Demi Lovato has a dramatic-ass voice.
Olivia Rodrigo,
looking like the prom queen that she always does.
It's sparkly, you know, we love a disco ball.
Isn't she also 19? I don't know.
I tried to get into her music, I tried so hard.
It's cute, (indistinct) is very catchy,
but it gives me very like "Ooh, boyfriend,
ooh, high school gossip,"
like I'm gonna come back to you
once you get your first divorce, girl, okay?
'Cause I know she's gonna give us
some Adele-level ballads, bitch.
When she ages up a little bit more,
and she experiences life a little bit more,
she's about to give us that
♪ We were just like a movie ♪
♪ Let me photograph you in this light ♪
♪ In case it is the last time that we might ♪
♪ Be exactly like we were before we realized ♪
That type of shit, girl.
♪ We were sad of getting old, it made us restless ♪
Like bitch.
♪ It was just like a movie ♪
♪ It was just like a song ♪
♪ When we were young ♪
Anyway, this is a cute dress, Olivia.
Doja Cat.
Bitch?
I said what I said, I'd rather be famous instead.
I let all that get to my head.
Okay, titties. Titties!
Titties!
It's giving me Charlotte's Web, okay, where's the pig?
It reminds me of that time I tried to make a dress
out of super glue, so, you know,
you're welcome for the inspiration, where's my money?
I like it.
I really like the fact
that Doja's showing her alternative side more
than she was like,
I wanna say ever even allowed to in the first place,
when she was first introduced in the music industry.
I don't think a lot of people understand that,
Doja isn't new, she just newly started popping off,
you know what I mean?
Now it's nice to see her SoundCloud and her alt side
that she's always shown behind the scenes
actually now being the forefront of her.
So congrats, girl, you fought for that, I know that.
Crazy-ass dress, though, I'm not gonna lie,
because titties, girl, woo!
Am I gay?
Selena Gomez.
Ooh, ooh!
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah, yeah, ooh.
It's giving Poison Ivy on her period or something.
You know. Very fiery, you know, we're having a fiesta.
Also, glad to see she's still making music,
I believe she said she was gonna retire a while ago,
but didn't she just come out with a new song?
I feel like I should've done my research
before I started this video.
Megan Thee Stallion. Me, that's me.
That's who I am.
She's who I say I am every single day, girl,
I don't care, I woke up like this.
Dress is decent.
Feel like I've seen her wear this before,
or I've seen someone else wear something like this before.
I've also done these so many times.
Too many years, girl,
people repeat dresses all the fucking time, you know?
You always see them in those "Who wore it better"
version shits, you know?
How many ideas for dresses are there out in the world?
It's like the same seven silhouettes
repeated over and over again, let's be honest.
Lance Bass, Joey Fatone...
NSYNC. NSYNC, it's NSYNC, let's just say NSYNC.
Cool.
Moving on.
Dove Cameron, ooh!
We can see your ribs.
Which is like fine, you know, it's fine,
but I'm a fat bitch,
so that's a rare sight for me to see, okay?
So I'm kind of like amazed.
Love the dress, it's giving oil spill. And yeah.
Tiffany Haddish, wow.
Girl, were you cameltoeing? Why we hiding the pussy?
Why we hiding the pussy?
Don't hide the pussy, okay?
The pussy should not be concealed by unneeded objects.
Let her be out there, okay?
If Jon Hamm got more recognization
because of his big fatass balls,
then Tiffany Haddish can show a pussy lip.
At least the outline of one.
We don't need to see it all the way.
Charli D'Amelio.
Is starring in the next rendition of The Crucible,
coming to Broadway soon.
She said "I danced with the devil!
I signed his black book with my blood!
And it was Goody Proctor who made me do it!"
Okay, nun. Okay, Sound of Music.
Okay, let's go.
Lil Nas, oh my god. Not the Bible.
Girl!
First of all, okay, we stan, we love a swan.
He's giving swan, if you guys couldn't tell.
The outfit itself is fine, but the hat is very dramatic,
and that's where the eyes go straight to,
and I feel like he knew that.
That fascinator, whatever the fuck it is,
it's the whole deal right now, it's the whole selling point.
And those shoes are crazy, I actually want them,
but I don't think I'll ever wear them.
I just want to have a pair of those, just because, you know?
Maybe a burglar comes around
and I gotta fight someone off with something clunky.
Tinashe, ayayayayay!
See, Tiffany Haddish? The pussy lips can show.
This is crazy, but I'm into it.
But it's crazy, right? Like it's insane, like it's insane.
Sabrina Carpenter, ooh!
It's cute.
Saweetie, whoa!
Okay, Wilma Flintstone, let's calm down for a second.
And I refuse to believe you can do a single thing
with those nails on, girl, let's be honest.
But why the bone? Why the bone?
Like the bones look like they were a last minute touch,
just to add some flair to the dress.
They make no sense where they are.
Like why are they there?
Like what's the story? Who put the bones there?
Like did you kill a mammoth,
and like that's your trophy, or something?
Like what's going on?
I feel like the bones make more sense
if the pattern on the fabric was more like
Flintstones-esque or some shit,
but right now this seems like some weird, flashy,
biography project, okay?
Anatomy girl, anatomy, okay?
She wanted an A, she came dressed up, you know?
Giving a presentation on the bones.
Bebe Rexha, okay, bootie cutout.
Okay, bootie cutout!
Boo the boo the boo boo the boo the boo,
boo ba boo ba boo boo.
And that's it.
Those shoes look high as fuck, actually.
Girl, can you walk? Are you good?
Are you stuck like that?
That isn't really a booty cutout,
that's like the top of your hips.
What's happening, girl? Okay, I got questions.
Anita, wow.
Okay, I'd be more into it if the earrings didn't exist,
but now they do, and I can't stop staring at them.
That's the problem here.
What are these? Is that a spine?
Go off, okay, honestly, if that's what you want,
that's what you get.
Also, in the description of this,
they say she's wearing Gianvito Rossi shoes,
and I'm gonna reply "Bitch, where?"
Why are you telling me what shoes she's wearing
in a photo where her shoes aren't even revealed, girl?
Y'all just doing extra work.
Coco Jones. Okay, okay!
Giving me 2000s R&B singer.
A little bit of a Leah,
a little bit of Mariah Carey, you know what I mean,
you know what I mean!
Maybe a little bit of Britney Spears, girl,
she ain't R&B, but she was hanging out with them.
I'm into it, and this is zipper practical,
because that'll be great girl, okay?
That's a quick escape.
And we love a quick escape here, okay?
Sometimes just gotta run, okay?
Gotta take Lil Nas X shoes and beat a burglar.
Karol G. Girl, get outta here.
Looking like a sexy version of a Doodlebop.
What's happening?
I'm guessing see-through dresses just showing the titties
was like the style this year, girl.
Go ahead, queen.
As long as you guys are making the decision yourself, okay?
I'm fine with that, but I do know
how much this music industry
loves to exploit women specifically,
so if they're forcing you,
just blink your eye just once.
We will be on it on Twitter, girl. On Twitter, girl.
Chloe Bailey. Yummy!
Okay.
Renee Rapp, yes!
This is who I want to see!
Let our girly thrive, okay?
That boy, girl, that boy.
I have so much dead skin on my face, I am so sorry.
- Heh heh.
- Doechii...
Get it, yes.
Why are there socks on your arms, though?
Why are there socks on your arms?
The titties are just being showed tonight, girl.
Showed tonight.
They said "We can't do this at the Grammys anymore,
so we're gonna do it here, bitch.
It's MTV, girl, it's MTV, anything goes."
Colton Haynes, wow.
We've definitely seen this before,
we have definitely seen this before,
I have rated this suit thing before in the past,
on somebody else, okay?
You ain't slick, okay?
There might be seven silhouettes for the females
but there's only like three silhouettes for the men, okay?
One of them happens to be suit with side skirt, okay?
Billy Porter, oh, okay.
This is probably the most butch
I have seen this man in a second,
let's be honest.
And it ain't even that butch, that's saying a lot, okay?
Come on, butch queen. Let's go, butch queen!
But this is giving me a lot, this is giving me a lot.
For some reason, the first thing that comes to my mind
is Metro Station.
♪ Shake shake, a shake it ♪
♪ A shake shake, shake shake ♪
- I don't know why.
Or Tokyo Hotel.
Y'all remember them?
They still exist? What's happening with them?
Chris Olsen.
Finally, some man titties.
Okay, we need equal representation here, okay?
That's what feminism's about.
We need more man tits.
Men, do not be afraid to show your tits
on the red carpet, okay?
It might get you more money, might get you more views,
might get you more clicks.
Milk those milkers!
Flo Milli shit! Flo Milli shit!
I like it, I like it.
Once again, giving me 2000s R&B singer.
You know, 2000s Shakira deadass,
I mean it was a Shakira night, so maybe that's what
people were trying to reminisce on.
It's giving, it is giving.
It has given, and now I'm back home, okay?
I'm full, I need to take a shower and go to bed, girl.
Tomorrow Together. Who?
I don't know, but I'm attracted to it.
Lemme stop talking.
How old are they?
How old are they, that's the first question.
Their hair is hairing.
I also love when people wear suitpants
where can't even see their shoes anymore.
It looks like they're just floating.
Like they have no feet,
and they're just constantly floating.
And that's a vibe I wanna give off 24/7.
So from this point on, I'm gonna wear oversized pants.
They look good, they look cute,
and their skin looks absolutely flawless.
I don't know how y'all faces are flawless.
Look at me. Look at me.
I need to know how the fuck your faces stay flawless.
Kandy Muse.
Okay.
This one's for my sister, are you ready?
Are you ready, Courtney, are you ready?
Are you ready, Courtney?
Stray Kids! Woo!
That girl went to go see them
in the middle of a fucking hurricane,
because she loves them so much.
But look at them!
There is so many.
But the one at the end,
one at the end with the letters on his shirt,
I claim that one, that's mine.
I call dibs.
Don't know his name, but I'm gonna one day, okay?
Very uniform, very together, this is a group, girl.
Prince Derek Doll, I don't know you, okay?
I've never learned who you are, I'm so sorry,
because I do know for a fact
you have popped up on multiple of these.
I just wanna say, keep on fucking doing it.
Doing whatever you are creating,
keep on doing it, keep on getting invited to these carpets,
and keep on representing the fuck out of this.
Bitch, work.
We all love Yzma.
And then finally I'll end it on Peso Pluma.
Okay.
I don't know who this is,
but I did see his performance.
Didn't know what he was saying at all, but,
I guess he's a prominent person,
so I'm gonna put him in this video.
Here he is, y'all. Here he is, girl.
Go ahead, drip all over him, I don't fucking know.
He does have rosary beads on the side of his pants,
so you probably don't wanna touch him like that, okay?
He is a man of the Lord.
Anyways, that's that, I'ma stop here,
that's the end of the article,
I'm not about to start jumping other articles.
If I missed someone, I'm so sorry,
they were not prominent enough to be on E! News.
What'd we learn today, kids?
Same thing we learned every single one of these red carpets.
K-pop stars make ya girl drip, okay?
What else is new? I'm not alone.
Comment down below,
who was your favorite on VMA red carpet,
who was your least favorite on VMA red carpet?
My favorite had to be Prince Derek Doll.
Honestly, I'ma give it to them, you know what?
I don't know what they do, but they deserve it.
And my least favorite was probably Miss Crucible herself.
You know, she's in her conservative era,
we can't blame her for that.
I would do a shout-out,
but I did a shout-out in my last video
that I just filmed,
and that one's not even out yet,
this is gonna come out before that, so... sorry.
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