Why do they call it clickbait and not clickseven?
You're such a twat.
♪ Group hug! ♪
Rosie, this week we're gonna make a video
on whether or not you could tell
if I was being held hostage
against my will
and lying to you on the phone.
Is it because we watched Taken 3 the other day,
10 years too late?
Yes.
Okay, Rosie, you're going to call me, and of course, I've been taken hostage,
so I'm going to have to probably lie to you, because my hostage-taker...
Captor.
...my captor wants you to think that I'm absolutely a-ok,
therefore, I will have to lie to you.
Go on.
Ring ring.
Hello?
Hi, Rose!
Hi, Rosie.
Where are you?
How are you?
Yeah, I'm fine. Where are you?
Oh... It's dark here...
in my mind.
But where are you?
I don't know, there aren't many windows here.
I'm going through a bit of a dark spell.
A dark, DARK spell.
Feels like I've kind of been
TIED UP with my thoughts.
I don't think your captor would let you say that.
She's very accommodating, actually.
You don't know much about my captor 'cause you haven't taken the care to ask.
'Haven't taken the care to ask'?
That's a sentence.
No, it's not.
You haven't taken... the care...
...to ask.
This is exactly why I'm having a dark spell
No, you mean I don't take - because you don't take-
the time, to care. - You don't take the care to ask how I am.
Rosie, we're gonna change this up.
We're going to swap the scenario around
I am going to call you, because you've been gone more than ten minutes out of my sight.
Oh, look at that, I care.
And, uh, and you're gonna have to lie in front of your captor
but you're going to have to convey that something is amiss
because obviously, you've been taken hostage.
Ring ring.
Hello?
Hey, Rosie, how are you?
Good thanks, babe, how are you?
Yeah, I'm really good - where are you?
Uh, I just nipped to the shop-
What shop?
Uh, went shopping.
With whom?
What're you buying at the shop?
...Clothes.
Clothes? What kind of clothes?
Um, I need warm clothes-
Warm clothes in springtime?
Seasons are changing, I sense something's amiss.
What are you wearing right now?
Um... I'm, uh, wearing some...
Why are you stalling? ...bondage style clothes.
Bondage style clothes? Interesting.
'Cause I know you like me tied up.
Tied up?
You must be tied up with a captor
telling you exactly what to say.
Okay, now Rosie and I are gonna teach you how to escape a hostage situation.
You are tied to a chair...
Yeah, easy.
...In a basement...
Eat the chair.
...which is padlocked...
Eat the chair.
If you eat it,
how can you be tied to it?
Doesn't exist.
What would I do pass the time if I was being held hostage? Hmm.
While you're waiting for Liam Neeson.
Sudoku.
In my mind.
Rosie, you are being held hostage
in a block of cheese.
The only way-
This is like Saw for you.
The only way to get out is to eat the cheese, I suppose, what do you do?
I'll have to slowly eat my way out.
Wow.
But the only thing is, right,
That's sure death.
How long- how big is the cheese?
Huge. - Because, I don't want to poop in my own cheese...
No one wants to poop in their own cheese.
If you could go back in time...
...to any one situation...
In my life?
And do anything, either the same or differently,
what would it be?
I'd go back to the last time we did 'S'
and replay that over and over again.
What would you do?
I'd go back to 5H concert and probably make a banner.
It would say...
'I've been taken.'
Tell them about your weird dream.
Last night, I had a dream...
that when I woke up, I wasn't sure if it was real or not
for at least an hour and a half in real time.
So I had a dream
that I shot Machine Gun Kelly
He didn't die from the bullet wound
because the bullet curved around him
and accidentally clipped Camila,
and SHE died, okay.
This is horrible
And I know that I did it...
and, they didn't find her body for a long time...
And I said to my mum,
"Mum, if they find her body, they're going to trace it back to me immediately,
what am I going to do"?
And she just cried.
And... this is a horrible story
because they did find her body,
and I did do life in prison.
Ever since Rosie and I watched Storks,
the green pigeon
is my spirit guide.
"Sorry, I though we were vibing."
Sorry, thought we were vibing.
Do you want me to sing a song?
Should we write some music?
Yeah. - I don't-
we haven't written music in so long.
Pass me my gee-tar.
*guitar strumming*
Should we-
♪ I shot Camilla accidentally at the
harbour and they're on to me ♪
Second verse, Rosie!
Anything that rhymes with me!
♪ I got taken hostage in a block of cheese
I had to defecate inside ♪
♪ and it was smellyyyyy-yyyyyy-yyyyy ♪
That was the most...
out of tune...
one note
you've ever...
...ever sang.
I assume it's because you had some poop in your cheese.
WOWW.
I can't...
I can't wait to watch that back.
This is my...
Grammy acceptance speech,
as sang by Rose Ellen.. Dix..
the First. - Okay.
*guitar strumming*
♪ Thank you everyone
For this award ♪
♪ It really means so much to me-
stop yawning in the back, Rosie ♪
What's a Grammy?
♪ It's for music ♪
Music.
♪ My first album entitled...
"Sanity" ♪ That's deep, that would tap a demo.
♪ All my music, it's a lot like Demi Lovato, only better
Only better! ♪
Thank you.
♪ Demi, I'm sorry if I insulted you in the first row there
no one cares, here's a tissue ♪
♪ Oh, Taylor Swift
don't be jealous of my talent ♪
♪ I am from the same roots as you
It's called 'country, kind of' ♪
♪ Oh, Taylor, you've become quite the power bitch
but I'm inspired by you, I'm gonna be more famous ♪
♪ I don't need Kanye West, I'm more famous
I'm more famous ♪
♪ Camila, I'd still do you
I'm sorry Sinu, I know you come to everything she's at ♪
♪ I like that, it's moral support
FROM A MOM! FROM A MOM!! ♪
That was an amazing, amazing song slash speech...
I know.
I'm really proud of you.
Do you know what, Ally Hills better watch out.
She better watch out
because do you know what? I'm coming up right behind you with my talent.
Alright? Especially my, my guitar talent.
It's really very strong.
♪ My album, "Sanity", is gonna be available on iTunes
in 2031 ♪
♪ I'm just working on my music
just bear with me ♪
♪ Art takes time, it's a crime, it's a crime
to have to wait ♪
♪ for this music, which is just so good
in this particular hood ♪
♪ Yes, I can rhyme
Also, I can rap fast.
Not that that's an art anymore.
They a- they rap really slow, like this-
They do rap slow.
♪ Yeah
This is
my rap ♪
♪ Ever since Eminem's been off the scene
we've got really lazy ♪
♪ Crap
They're on to us
Yeah, Drake say something ♪
♪ "I'm the Drake!"
Yeah! Drake ♪
Hey!
I didn't say anything to you in my acceptance speech
but all I can say is that I'm ♪ better than youuu ♪
Better.
Than you.
Babe, I'm so in love with you.
Double chins!
♪ produce a different sound
And I like it! ♪
Oh I'm sorry, I thought we were vibing.
Alright guys, well that was another video from us to you.
Not really sure what it was about, but that's-
I want you to leave a comment below.
Yeah, I am interrupting you.
Yeah. I am.
Because, you know what,
I preferred it when you were taken.
Um, I want you to comment below if you want Rose to genu-winely...
...sing a song.
Like, seriously.
For a YouTube video.
Do you want her to do a cover? - No, I'm too nervous.
I'm too nervous to do that.
Comment below, because maybe if we get enough comments...
Maybe she'll lose her nerves?
Or, if you get- - Just gotta do it.
If you get enough likes.
Maybe I'll...
Maybe I'll suddenly lose my nerves and post a cover.
Likes.
Exactly.
They mean more than comments on the algorithm.
Likes AND comments.
Oh, okay.
Maybe you should like AND comment.
Maybe you should share the video.
Yeah.
Maybe you should..
Maybe you should get all your friends to subscribe.
Bye! - Bye!
Someone commented on, um, one of our videos the other day
and they said I looked like Katy Perry.
No, you look like the pigeon from Storks.
♪ (outro music) ♪