Top of the morning to ya laddies! My name's Jacksepticeye and welcome to a game called Duck Life
Or, I guess, this one is Duck Life 4
I've never heard about these games before and I heard a lot of people in the comments
Asked me to play and I thought if, I thought people were mixing up duct game or something or
It was a variant of duck game or something like that, but apparently a lot of people want to see me play this game.
I have absolutely no idea what it is. I don't know what you do. I don't know the, the,
Type of game that is, how fast is your computer?
Okay, pretty fast.
I mean it has some really great stuff in it. One year after the ban of genetically modified
Oh, by the way, I'm playing the fourth one because that was the first one that showed up when I searched Duck Life and
Also, I feel like it's probably gonna be the best one
One duck racer reigns supreme! It is up to you to beat him.
Oh, so you want to be a duck trainer, eh? Take your pick. Oh, it's like Pokemon!
I want the yellow egg. Aw, he's cute! Oh, I get to name my duck!
I didn't want to just go for Ducky.
Um, I'm gonna call you, Hatchet. Hatchet, 'cuz he just hatched.
No. I'm gonna call you, Eggsy.
There you are, Eggsy! A fine Kingsmen! That's a strong duck you've got. Let's see how it does in a race.
Oh, god.
He didn't get far at all. Uh oh, your duck collapsed. Looks like it needs more energy.
Here's some food. Drag it to your duck to increase it's energy.
Ahaha
Okay, now I have more energy. Go Eggsy!
Fuckin' epic music!
Incredible.
Well done. That wasn't very fast, but you can always increase your running speed by doing your running training
Good luck, okay. I really like this game. Hey, you're new here, right? I'm Joe. The running trainer.
Oh god. He follows wherever I look.
Aw, no. *Inaudible*
Okay, that's cool.
Talk to me if you ever wanna increase your running level. See that duck over there with the ! over his head?
With the *Snake sound* over his head, ya. He wants to race you. Just click on him to start the race.
Over here is the shop. You can buy hats, or even new ducks!
Why would I buy a new duck? Eggsy is the only duck I'll ever need. And finally that windmill at the distance is the tournament room.
Tournaments are sets of three races to roll the brakes you choose different dock to use knees race. Okay, got it
You win a tournament you unlock a new area of the map
Well, that's about it. Whatever. drag your ducks to pick them up
eggsy! you're flying buddy, you're flying sir
Click to buy. how much money do I have?
did i get more energy? I don't know. let's click on him and increase our our speed
Welcome to running training increase your running over here my a minute. Okay, whatever
which duck do you wanna
do running training. my eggsy
Use left and right keys to move your duck jump into the holes and stay on the screen for as long as you can press
What? I.. ohhhhh wait
Left and right keys
Okay, I get Oh money fuck
Okay, I want to try this again. Fuck you
Jump into the holes are say in the screen for as long as you can okay? Oh
Yes get some fucking sick monns
can I jump
I'm staying on screen for as long as I can I
Can't jump. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit
Okay, here we go doing fucking fantastic
look at That score. have you ever seen a score so high I bet you have
You probably have shit. It's speeding up go eggsy go eggsy
manners maketh man
And a boy yes
Got a lot of money for this now as well. fuck yea
eggsy my little boy my little yellow bean
He actually looks like a bean actually looks like a peanut
Yes, eggsy keep it going oh Jesus
Scarin me now eggsy. You're a bit faster than I trained you to be oh
God oh god. Oh god. No
level four
holy shit
Eggsy you beast get the money yes
k theres money over there. I don't know if we can get it, fuck
get the money oh
It's all about them Mons Huns
Just stand still stand still and youll make it
that a boy eggsy, that a boy
You're doing it you're doing it sir
fuck fuck fuck
Okay, getin a little harder
Hey, fuck the money. I just want the score and also the money ah
Fuck eggsy
distance 2121. I'm level 8 now 1 2 3 & 4 are keys to control your duck. Oh
2
Four. that was a three
Shit let's challenge this spiky fucking duck hey wanna join my race the prize for winning is $50
okay,
am I just going
go eggsy
oh the battle of the century go eggsy you beast
He's perfectly in line with the other guy shit he's falling behind
eggsy
Beat that motherfucker
did I not win
Shit can I grab these ducks right let's go into the shop and see what we can buy
whoo
Look at the items of the shelves to find out more information, an awesome hat for your ducks
Does it not make me faster or anything
What's the fucking point then
What do you do if you can beat me? I'll give you an invite the tournament I
Won't race anyone with a Running level below ten. Okay? Wait. Do you actually say anything?
There are no requirements to start This race, okay. I guess I'm training
I don't wanna train I
Wanna I want to fight the ducks. I want to duck them up thata boy eggsy. I'm not collecting coins this time because
itll Fuck me up eggsy. No
running level 11
Yeah, what's you got you got fucking Elevens? Nah dog. Nah dog only eggsys got them 11s
Okay, just don't die eggsy. I care a lot about you. You're the only duck. I've ever known and loved
Except that one time I loved and known that duck
You got it though you got it, bro. You got it bro. Fucking. It's a piece of cake for eggsy in downtown, Coolsville
Look at this money's just falling on my head money's just fallen on eggsy
Fuck I also called you eggsy cuz you're yellow. You know like the yolk of an egg I
don't Know if that part was clear other than the fact that he came out of an egg, and i called him eggsy
It's like calling human's vagina-e or *woomby*
woomy Could be a great name. It sounds like you're struggling to say roomie though
But I'm doing fucking fantastic. look at this shit
look at this Shit my god. I'm doing well
Fuck yeah, I never ever want to have to do this training ever again
Jesus Christ
What igot hit by... Jesus I'm level 21. Went up ten levels with that one
Okay
it said use one two three and four
Was i supposed to hit nothin shit?
Hey now, I'm level 21 watch
this
Are you guys ready to see some?
shit
Watch me do watch eggsy go
Go eggsy a fucking speed demon look at him go
No one's able to catch up with eggsy. This is a level 21 chicken right here
level 21 chicken in the fucking zone, you're not gonna have enough energy to finish it. Are you yeass
eggsy my baby boy my little beautiful eggy boy
well did I get
pikachu
Congratulations. You win the race and $50
wait is that it
Is that all this game is
Okay, it's a tournament race now. Is that all this game is I thought running was like the first mission oh?
Yeah, try and beat me now bitch try and catch up with this eggy goodness. I'll make an omelet
Outta yuh because I am eggsy
whatd I get, okay same again
woo you won the race and a tourny invite
Okay, can i go into this tournament now to enter the tournament
You must have an invite you can win one for the other race, okay?
I'm putting three ducks in what's better than an eggsy three eggsys team eggsy
We're gonna call ourselves the eggsocutioners
I cant put in the last one, but eggocutioner is a good one here we go
budahduh buh
nothing is stopping this yellow speed demon
People are gonna be like whoa is that a streak of piss? No it's eggsy. fuck that guy is super fast. I don't like that I
Came second you can still win the tournament I sure can but I don't think
This guy is gonna be fast with me again. Isn't he?
Son of a bitch there aall faster than me
Well isn't that just a kick in the feathers you
Lost the race I
Came second
Son of a bitch
Am I supposed to just keep doing this
go to the shop what can I buy uhm cool hair for eggsy you
Kind of look the same
That's a boy eggsy
thata boy look at the distance. We're getting Egger
That's the shit. That's the boy. I know and love
That's the lag I know and hate
Don't freeze on me game me and eggsy have got a fucking mission to do lookat this shit and no stopping the eggy team
Except for now but screw that that didn't count
now the fucking dodge shit again. I hate this one this one is the suck
I mean because it just goes on forever
fuck I got greedy. I went for the money. I got greedy right this one. I'm gonna do well dodge the obstacles
Okay one two three and four huh
There we go four yes
I'm already further than I've ever been now don't press anything here. We go 2 and
then we have a 1
2 ha ha ha
4 3 nice my fingers are kind of fucking up on me though
Cuz i know what button to hit
But I don't know where my finger is I'm not used to using these finger to hit something like this oh?
Fuck this is gonna Get hard. It's like a flappy bird now, huh?
It's like fighting sans at the end of undertale
dodge them bones
here we go here we go here we go yes?
Now we fucking got it Eggar now. We fucking got it
I'm gonna mess this up by pressing the wrong one accidentally not by getting caught for time
Oh, my god eggar eggar eggar. What's happening?
This is fucking skills to pay bills
God my little boy. Oh, I hit it like a fraction too late right We're level 34
So I'm gonna do this tournament again, and you know what we're gonna buy some of this shit on
were gonna buy some of this shit keep buying food
Nice okay tournament, let's go team
Eggsocutioner go again y'all think you can beat the egg Tron
Look at me go
You don't even stand a chance
eat my feather dust
PapapaPapapa right I better win this one
Yes
So speed so momentum so efficiency. That's my egger
Watch it watch it check it peep y'all
Fuck yeah, eggy is the fastest in the world nothing stopinn the little blue yellow Eggman. I was looking at the blue guy
oh
You won the last race
What's up, red Baker's tough coils and humble jockeys more like humble cockies you won unlock swamp Oh?
Twas just the beginning of eggsy's adventure in duck life
That's it. That's it next time next time. I'm going to leave this episode here
Thank you guys so much for sticking around here with little eggsy boy me and my little yellow boy were going places
To the moon and back again, and then to the moon again, cuz we lived there. We're only over here visiting But anyway
Thank you guys so much watching this episode if you liked it punch the like button in the face
like a boss! and highfives all around
Thank you,guys and I will see all you dudes
In the next video!
Ah I almost chocked on saliva what the fuck