Why is it so f***ing cold outside today?
[I] have to wear my turtle-neck and everything!
Feels like 70 degrees yesterday,
now it's like 25 degrees,
[It] may even snow tonight.
What the f***, weather?!
*sarcastic* The climate change isn't real, right?
*laughs* No.
#Alternative Facts
What is up internet? Corinne here and you are watching Corinne vs Pin
I am currently contributing to climate change
by driving to the grocery store
to pick up some ice cream for this weeks f***ing project
A gazillion of you have requested
that I try ice cream rolls
I didn't know what the f**k that was, so I had to google it and now I know.
Leave it to the Japanese to create all the food trends
Am I right?
Now you're probably thinking to yourself 'This is stupid,
Ice Cream rolls look so easy to create.'
Yeah, well, If you remember the chocolate cigarette situation,
things like that aren't so easy for me for some reason.
Granted, I attempted that in the middle of the f***in' summer
and our house has no air conditioning,
So, you know, the odds were kinda stacked against me.
Um, so I'm thinking this is really going to work out for me tonight.
May the odds ever be in my favor~
Ok, so I thought I needed ice cream to make these
but I was wrong.
*critical laughter*
I actually watched a video in the grocery store on how to make the ice cream rolls
And, first of all: they're not from Japan, they're from Thailand.
Second of all: you use milk, cream, and sugar.
So that's that we're gonna get.
[I'm] startin' to turn into Rob or something.
I don't know. Not doing my research first, what is this?
"The Twilight Zone"?
Speaking of which, I almost forgot to get cookies
and I also need those as well.
Alright Newman, /New/man
Another thing I learned by watching the videos in the grocery store
was that the traditional Thai way of doing it involves some sort of electric freezing plate
situation and I don't have one of those.
So I found another video which uses a pan and kinda puts in in there then puts it in the freezer
So, I'm goina try that
Why is there already milk missing?
That's weird
Get that~ and then the heavy cream
Now we need some sugar
Got our cookies
Wait a minute, What the f**k
What *laughs*
Um, I know f***in' Sasquatch didn't come in and f***in' eat 'em
and drink the milk. *knocks* *door opening*
Did you eat my f***in' cookies?
R: What f***in' cookies?
Did you eat my cookies?
It's literally been 10 minutes since I've been home
now there's milk missing and there's a significant amount of cookies missing
What are you making?
R: None of you're f***in' business!
That looks good
R: Yeah
Are you gonna give me some?
R: No, I'm not. You gotta go this is a very secret project
*mockingly* Sorry
Don't eat my cookies anymore!
*Rob from background* They were delicious!!
F***in' Cookie Monster
*coughs*
Okay. Yes. So moving on I guess
Um, I'm simply just mixing all my stuff together very carefully as you can see here
And pouring all that sh*it into the pan
Oopie, don't want to forget all your sugar
Down here in the bottom
Make sure that gets in here too.. and yeah.
We've got to heat that up until the sugar melts
And now I just have to put that in the fridge until it is all the way chilled
*humming*
*singing* Why's there all this sh*t in here?
*clock ticking*
Okay, It's time to party!
Put some of these in there with a little bit of our cream mixture in there and get to chopping
*metal on metal chopping sounds*
R: What in the actual f*** is going on out here?!?
Corinne: I'm making Thai ice cream
*loud chopping* R: Holy sh*t!
C: Were you trying to shoot something?
*More loud chopping*
R: Yeah not anymore
*even more chopping*
Alrighty now got to spread it all out evenly like
And put it in the freezer for a few hours
Don't you wish you could just open the door with your foot?
*chuckles* It's locked *strained* I don't think I can reach that
Okay lets try. Ohhh hahaha close
Oh wait *door creaking open* Oooh..
That totally did creep me out. So scared now
*sings* Why am I so Scared? Ahh!
[Any] monster bugs anywhere?
Alright. *groaning*
Why is there so much sh*t in here?
Ughh. What is that even
Alright I think we got a winner. Okay Okay
You know what? I'm going to go ahead and do another one
Just in case I f***ed that first one up.
It's rare but it happens
To be honest this method is pretty boring
This is not the instant ice cream rolls of my dreams
So this blog I was just reading about how to make these things used a marble slab
that's been in the freezer for a little bit
to create the same thing that's going on in this here video.
Plus I think if I take it outside and do it, that's really going to help our chances
'Cause it's f***ing cold out.
R: Here you go
C: Why is there pepperoni and sh*t all over it
R: Why is there /not/ pepperoni and sh*t on it *chuckles* You know what I'm sayin'
C: What? Alright so will you clean this off and put in in the freezer for me?
'Cause I need it now so..
F***In bullsh*t. And you ate my cookies
*clock ticking*
*groaning*
C: Will you help me?
R: Yeah. I got it, I got it
*groaning*
C: A little workout
You think it's too loud?
R: It's f***in' one o'clock in the morning who give a sh*t. F*** those people
C: It's really cold out. My hands are freezing already.
*chopping*
R: Really
C: This is the first time it's kinda worked
R: Oh my god. It's so loud
R: Oh wow look at that it is kinda working
*chopping*
R: God, how much longer do we have to be out here?
C: You have to just *Shhh Shhh*
R: It's cold
C: Oh sh*t, It's working!! I forgot to bring a bowl out to put 'em in
R: Oh my f***in' Christ are you serious?
R: What the f**k is happening?
R: Holy sh*t it's a cat. Okay that's not our cat. Whose cat is that?
R: Hi. Hi
C: No No *chuckling*
R: Oh my god it is so cold
C: Not really a roll
R: Not even
C: It is ice cream so lets try it
Oh my god. This is so good
R: Oh my god. yeah it is like for real ice cream right here
C: That's delicious. Oh yeah. Not getting any roll
And a no. That's definitely not
R: *agrees*
C: Oh my god it's so good
R: It's real late. It's really cold outside. We should probably get in before somebody calls the f***in' cops on us
C: Yeah
R: You didn't accomplish the ice cream rolls
C: I still have two other things to try
R: Huge accomplishment making ice cream though
What. I've got to clean all this f***in sh*t up. Come on
It's heavy. It's real heavy. God it's so- ow get it out- get that out of my eyes
C: I still have two more things to try before we give up on the rolls completely but
um that was a success in my opinion *rob agrees*
Alright. I think that's a wrap for this evening
Bye for tonight. Bye
Alright here we are. Ice cream rolls day two
Alright I think we're going to test this one out first
Woo! That's cold. I think my hand's freezing off
Alright, obviously this method is not as exciting as instant ice cream
But it's cold enough I actually think this one may produce ice cream rolls
Here we go. It's rolling
R: Aww damn
C: It's rollin mother f***ers
Look at that, I can do rolled up things
R: Wow
C: Sit it in there like that
Uhhh oh
It's getting melty now. See you can't talk too much sh*t. Goddamnit
We got one ice cream roll
We gotta kinda help it a little maybe
Alrighty. Yay! Two ice cream rolls there
Alright here we go. I guess you are just supposed to eat them like this
*rob chuckling* C: Really good. You wanna try it
R: Oh yeah.
R: You made this?
C: I mean you watched me make it
R: Oh, that's not really a roll anymore...
C: No it kinda melts pretty quickly. It's not one of those things you can f*** around with
R: Delicious though
C: It's really good right?
*rob agrees*
C: Alright that was pretty successful
It created an ice cream roll so I'm- I'm happy with it
We have one more method to try out which is pretty much the same concept
But it's on a square pan so maybe I can get more ice cream rolls
than just one. Ahhh! My fingers are freezing off!!
Holy crap. *strings of the F bomb* ahh!
Goddamit
Okay. Whaaaaaaatt
Yeah! *sings* I'm the master of everything
*still singing* Didn't you know. Didn't you know~
Dude.
I would do do it on the flat pan for reals though
Look at my little ice cream rolls!
I did it! I can create rolled things
F*** you chocolate cigarettes. F*** you
I am super stoked right now
Unfortunately, It kinda melts super quickly 'cause it's ice cream. You know what I mean
But it's DELICIOUS
Just melts in your mouth
It really is so good. Oh my god
R: Can I have a bit of one?
C: No
C: Well I thing that's all for this video
As always we want to know what you want to see us make on this channel so leave your suggestions in the comments down below.
That just dripped on my shoe, my brand new sneaker. F*** me
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F***in' winning
Winning, I'm a winner *beep*