*creepy Matthias laugh*
Oooh! You know what this shirt's made of right?
a boyfriend material.
does your left eye hurt? cause you've been lookin' RIGHT all day
did you know your body is like 65% water, and i am THIRSTY
out of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.
also your butt. (smooth.)
do you live in a cornfield? because... im stalking you.
how's it going guys! i am matthias!
And out of all the ways to get a girlfriend
I can guarantee you with almost 99% certainty that pick up lines are not the way to go
What mind blown am I right
Because pick up lines are generally the only thing that guys know how to do
I would say 99% of guys
Nope that's not true but honestly a lot of us are really clueless on how to get a girlfriend
Aaaand it's been quite some time since the last time i asked out a girl
Because my playbook, that's-that's a little out of date
So I went to twitter
And you know what? Turns out not much has changed
So my question to you was
In your honest opinion, what is the best way
To get a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Here are your responses