Phil: Hey guys! So I am joined by Tyler Oakley! Tyler: Ahoy!
P: If you could make a noise about how you're feeling today, what would the noise be?
T: *constipated noise*
P: What does that mean? T: *laughs*
T: It means I have no clue what's about to happen
P: We're going to be doing a miracle berry challenge
T: Can I just say, you've said that phrase 8 times P: and you don't know what it is
and I still have no clue what we're filming
T: Miracle berry? P: Miracle berry!
P: I saw it on Shane Dawson's channel T: Okay
P: and I'm sure a few other people have done it
P: This is a miracle berry
T: These look like you're about to drug me *laughs*
P: *laughs* It's actually rat poison I'm just trying to get rid of the bigger Youtubers
P: Too much competition out there T: I'm outta here
P: It's going to make sour foods, taste sweet
T: No! P: Yeah
T: I 100% don't believe in this voodoo but I'll try it
T: You're literally recording you poisoning me *laughs* P: *laughs*
P: Can't wait to watch this back!
T: Do I chew it or swallow it? P: No, suck it
T: Suck on it? P: Suck on it
P: Make sure you get all the edges of your tongue as well
T: Hm. Almost fruity. P: Yeah?
T: But it's not. Like a dull vitamin. P: Okay *laughs*
T: A dull gummy vitamin P: I'm gonna have mine now
P: Cover my tongue in the miracle
T: Get the whole tongue
P: Okay Both: *laugh*
T: I am getting to the end of my pill P: Um-yum get the back
T: What was that? P: Um-yum
Both: Um-yum
T: If we have dinner after this is this going to **** up P: I think it's gonna ruin our food for the rest of our lives
T: Am I allowed to swear by the way? P: Uh
T: No P: I'll have to bleep you
T: Sorry *beep* *beep* *beep* P: No. No
T: Butt P: My ears
T: Is butt a swear? P: Butt is not a swear
T: Okay, well that- P: You're also allowed crap
T: Hm, you're crazy on this YouTube channel P: Maybe the odd bloody hell
T: *gasps* P: If Ron from Harry Potter can say it, I can say it
T: Okay. What about *beep*? P: No!
T: What about *beep*? P: No! Stop it!
P: Oh T: Mine's gone!
P: Mine's gone T: It's gone!
P: Our friendly elf, Dan, has gone and bought loads of things from the shop over there
T: Bless him!
P: We're gonna randomly choose them out the bag T: Okay
P: And feed them to the other person blindfolded, who then has to guess what they are eating
T: And apparently it's gonna like switch every taste that we're about to taste
P: It's gonna switch the flavour around
P: Let's, uh, get T: What are you- *both laugh*
P: Obviously do this a lot
T: I'm in P: Can you see?
T: No! P: Okay, Tyler...
T: Okay
*dramatic noise*
P: *laughs* T: What?
T: I don't- whatever you're giggling about, I don't like
P: All right. Okay. Take a bite.
T: Where are you? P: It's quite big. *laughs* It's quite big.
P: Try it. Try it.
*crunching sound*
P: What're you eating? T: Is it an apple?
P: *laughing* No! T: This tastes like a pink lady apple
P: Okay. It's not. It's not. T: It's like sweet
T: No! Both: *laughing*
P: It's an onion!
T: That's-taste it! You are gonna- I can not even right now *laughs*
P: Oh my God! T: It's kinda good
T: Like I would just like P: That's so weird!
T: I wanna take one of those pills and go on like the tube and just
Both: eat an onion and everyone's like
T: Are you ready for your own? P: I'm so ready
T: So first, and foremost, we have
*dramatic noise*
P: What? T: You can't see
P: I don't know what it is! T: *laughs*
T: We're gonna do- you're gonna drink this P: Oh no! Why did I sign up to this?
P: Oh, I hate things like this! T: You're gonna love it
T: It's gonna taste really good P: I'm scared! I'm scared!
P: It's not cheese water, is it? T: It is not cheese water
P: Okay. Okay T: Take the shot glass
P: Where's-Where is it? T: And you're just gonna drink a little
P: Ahhh! T: *laughs*
P: How much-how much is in there? T: There's not much, it's only like a
T: It's like half a shot P: Ah! Okay, here we go! Here we go!
P: Oh my God! It's like- T: What's- No!
P: It's like...caramel?
T: No! There's no way! P: What? It tastes like toffee
T: Take off your blindfold. It does not taste like toffee, does it?
P: No, it does! It tastes like- What?!
T: *laughs* It's vinegar P: No!
T: Um- P: I just drank vinegar?
T: Yeah P: Now it's in my stomach I'm like
T: You're like, you just drank vinegar P: I feel like I just drank vinegar
P: It's good right! T: It's actually good
T: That's weird P: I want more.
T: I bet in- *laughs* No!
T: It's actually like you're tasting like P: It tastes like caramel
T: Sugary, yeah
P: I want you to take a-a bite out of this
*dramatic music*
T: Do I hold it? P: I'm gonna hold it, you can just bite
Both: *laugh*
P: Go on, Tyler. Come on
T: *licking sound* P: Take a bite
P: What was that? T: An orange
T: Was it an orange? P: Take a look
P: It's a lemon! T: Now I'm like, does it taste like a lemon?
P: Does it taste like a lemon? Or does it taste like a really sweet-
T: It tastes like an orange! That *beep*'s me up. Oh, sorry!
P: That's delicious! Yeah, it tastes amazing! T: Right? Doesn't it taste like candied orange
T: Or something. Yeah. P: Yeah, Oh my God!
*dramatic music*
T: Try this. P: Aaah!
T: *laughs* P: Ah-ha-ha
T: Don't lean so far back P: Okay. Okay
T: It's not bad. P: Ah!
T: You can- take the whole thing *laughs* P: *laughs*
P: Ah, it's so big T: Chew it. Chew it!
P: It tastes like a pear? But then it's not a pear T: No, wait really?
P: Yeah! T: Okay, take off your blindfold
T: It's a tomato P: What?
T: Wait, it really tastes like a pear? P: No, it tastes like a pear! Try it
P: It's like, really sweet T: It's delicious
T: This tastes like candy! P: I don't like tomatoes
T: Wait, really? P: No!
P: Next one *dramatic noise*
T: I'm afraid. Are you pouring something? P: I'm pouring something
T: I hear like liquid pouring P: There is liquid
P: Don't smell it, just drink it T: Okay. Is it penicillin?
P: It's not penicillin T: Okay, because I'll die
P: *laughs* T: I'm so nervous!
T: Okay P: Just go, go, go!
T: Whatever it is P: You don't like it
P: *laughs* T: *coughs* I know it's hot sauce!
P: It's hot sauce T: But it's like sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet
T: hot sauce, like- P: Oh really?
T: cherry. Is that what it is? I know it's hot sauce P: It's Tabasco sauce
T: Oh my God! P: You get that one!
T: Blagh! Ugh *coughs*
P: I wanna try it T: You're gonna die!
P: Really? T: Well I can't take spicy, ketchup is too spicy for me
P: That's delicious! T: But it's like cherry
P: Oh, when it gets to the back of your throat T: But then it's like right there *laughing*
Both: Ugh
T: I have one last one for you P: Okay
T: Blindfold on
T: Can you tell what it is? P: What is this?
*dramatic music*
T: You're not gonna know yet
T: I'm gonna give you a spoo-oh! *laughing*
P: *laughing* What? What just happened? T: Wait, it may have spilled all over me
T: Hold on! P: Oh no! Is it gonna make my bed smell?
T: Maybe... P: Oh Tyler! *both laughing*
T: Just trust the pill. You need to trust the pill P: I'm nervous! I'm nervous! I'm nervous!
P: Okay? T: Okay
P: Ah! T: Open your mouth
P: Ahh!
P: Oh! T: Yeah
P: That's not bad! T: It's good, right?
P: It's like really sweet, like what, that's in the middle of a cake
T: Mhm! P: Hm!
P: That's good! T: It's delicious!
P: That's really good! T: Okay, take off your blindfold!
P: No! T: *laughs*
T: Cream cheese! P: Cream cheese?!
P: I hate cream cheese! T: Yeah, and look at you now
P: It's a revelation! T: All you need is that one simple pill in your life
P: That miracle berry! T: *laughs* That miracle b-wait
T: What was the challenge called again? P: The miracle berry, weird taste test challenge
T: Bam! That's all you need in your life P: That's crazy!
T: And now everything that you once hated you now love P: I like cheese! I actually want more cheese!
T: You may eat the whole thing
T: Give me a little of that P: Y-You taste. You taste
T: Frosting! It literally-that tastes delicious P: Yeah, it tastes like frosting
P: Hm! T: Wow!
P: So, that was the miracle berry T: I'm so impressed
T: I think I'm gonna keep a handful in my pocket at all times
P: Great. We're about to order some pizza, so that's going to be some messed up pizza
T: I cannot ima-we should get like ham and pineapple P: Yeah?
T: and it'll taste like-Alfredo. Yeah P: It'll be like something sent from heaven!
T: It'll be delicious P: We'll find out
P: So thanks for watching! If you enjoyed it, please give this video a big thumbs up!
P: And we also made a video on Tyler's channel, what did we do?
T: We played the Newly Friends game P: Yeah!
T: We learned so much about each other P: We did, we went from BFFL's, no
P: We went from FFL's to BFFL's T: *laughs*
T: FFL's to BFFL's P: Yes!
P: So make sure you watch that on Tyler's channel, you can click on his little face right now
P: Also make sure you subscribe and we'll see you very soon. Well, I will, you're headed back to America tomorrow
T: Yeah. It's so sad P: Sad times!
P: I just realised my breath smells disgusting T: No, I'm-Did you realise that because of mine?
P: Yeah *laughs* T: I'm sorry *laughs*
P: It's like, onions, pickles T: I'm sorry! I f- I have everything in my mouth right now
P: We're gonna go get some mints! Bye! T: Bye!