*humming to self*
Hey there! Oops, sorry, jumped too far.
Thank you, okay, let's try that again.
HELLO!
My name is Seamus.
I'm a bird! I live in a house!
But not a bird house. But there's birds here!
There's this bird, and this bird, and this bird, and this bird, and that bird,
and we all live in the house.
But it's not just birds.
There's also these things.
I don't know what they are.
They have wings like birds, but they're not birds, and I'm very confused by them!
Until I figure out what they are, I am just gonna call them "Flappy Tigers."
If that is their real name, I think I deserve a prize or something, don't you?
But besides birds and the Flappy Tigers, there's also people!
Real people!
Giant people!
They found me when I was a tiny, little, baby bird.
My feathers looked weird because I was a baby.
Now my feathers look like this, just a reminder,
but they used to look like this!
Grown up feathers!
Baby feathers!
Grown up feathers!
Baby feathers!
Ah, memories.
I woulda been a goner if I hadn't been found, but I was found, and that’s why I’m here talking to you!
The people raised me and got me big and strong until I was ready to go back to the wild but I didn’t have a family...
So the people became my family!
It’s pretty great! I really love it here.
The birds, the humans, the… Flappy Tigers, too, I guess - it’s all just the BEST.
I have many luxurious luxuries in this house that are very special and important to me.
For example: each and every morning I take baths in this lil dish.
Which I will now demonstrate, watch closely please.
Ta-da-uuuh… Oh..
Ahh! I’ll get a towel for the mess! Sorry!
Don’t worry, nobody’s mad about the water, I promise - we’re a very close family.
They even let me sip right from their drinks!
Sip!
Slurp!
Si-uhm. Excuse me, you left the lid on...
The lid...
The lid!
THE LID. ON THE DRINK. I WISH TO SIP THE DRINK BUT THERE IS A LID ON IT.
*sigh* So forgetful.
I love everybody here, we’re always doing fun stuff, basically all the time.
Like crazy free-style bird-dance-dance-offs!
Go, go, go! Go, go, go!
Dance! Dance! Dance!
And we play this game I invented called "ATTACK THE HAND"!
I’mma getcha! I’mma GETCHA!
It’s really just the best over here.
I love them so much.
But there’s one little thing that’s maybe not exactly 100% perfect even though it doesn’t really bother me that much...
Seriously. What’s goin’ on with these Flappy Tigers?
They drink sugar water. But I’m not allowed to drink their sugar water. Haha! What?
And everything seems fine and we’re getting along great and then they FLAP! AHHH!
I’ve got more studying to do to crack the case.
But that’s not! The point! Of this story!
The point is that I have a big family and I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.
That’s all, that’s really the whole point. I love them and I thought you should know it!
Also, when you’re a baby bird sometimes your feathers look different.
Also, pigeons are good dancers.
Also, lids do not belong on cups, don’t block me from your cups, because I need to sip from them, thank you.
Also, I love these people so very much, I needed them and they were there for me and that’s really what family’s all about, right?
Did I already say the love part? I should make a list.
OH, last thing, don’t forget how to take a bath, it’s like this:
I uh… MIGHT NEED A MOP THIS TIME INSTEAD!
Haha!