OBVIOUSLY OUR SHOW WAS DELAYED TONIGHT BECAUSE OF THE NCAA
TOURNAMENT.
SO WHAT TIME ARE WE ON NOW, ROB, WHAT TIME ARE WE ON?
>> IT DEPENDS.
>> I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG THAT BASKETBALL GAME, WAS PLAYED
WHEN.
SO I AM GOING TO SAY 1 A.M.?
>> GREAT.
>> James: SO WHAT DO YOU RECKON.
>> I WILL SAY WE ARE 23 MINUTES BEHIND, 1 A.M.
>> James: WELL, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
OH, I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE, I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO BE ON
LIKE 4:00.
I DID.
WHEN PEOPLE ARE LIKE WE'RE GOING TO BE ON LATER, I WAS LIKE OH
GREAT, WE CAN MAKE THIS A MORNING SHOW.
WHICH I WOULD QUITE LIKE TO DO, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, COMING
BACK IN THE I'M TALKING ABOUT THE FLIRTY SPRING MAKEOVER,
LET'S GO TO IAN WITH TRAFFIC AND TRAVEL.
IAN, HOW IS IT LOOKING.
>> IF YOU ARE ED HADDING TO THE BEACH THIS WEEKEND, YOU BETTER
LEAVE NOW.
>> James: SO I WONDER, SHOULD WE DO THIS AS A MORNING SHOW
ONCE?
DO YOU THINK GAYLE AND THOSE GUY WAS SWITCH WITH US?
>> I DON'T THINK THEY WOULD DO THAT, BUT I THINK WE COULD DO
THIS AS A MORNING SHOW.
>> James: WHY WOULDN'T THEY DO THAT?
>> BECAUSE THEY'RE THE ACTUAL NEWS.
LIKE RESPONSIBILITIES.
>> WOW.
>> James: OKAY.
OKAY.
WHY WHAT THEY NOT SWITCH F WE COULD COME UP WITH A CHARITY
ANGLE.
WE COULD COME UP WITH CHARITY.
WE CAN DO IT FOR CHARITY.
>> WE COULD DO IT FOR CHARITY.
I JUST DON'T THINK THEY WILL GIVE YOU THE 7 A.M. TO 9 A.M.
NEWS SPOT.
>> James: WHY?
YOU KNOW WHY?
THEY WOULD BE TERRIFIED.
THEY'D BE TERRIFIED THAT THIS WOULD BE A RATING BONANZA.
I USE THE WORD BONANZA.
>> YEAH.
>> James: I THINK WE COULD PUT TOGETHER A DAMN FINE BREAKFAST
SHOW.
I ACTUALLY DO.
>> YES, PLEASE.
OR BRUNCH SHOW.
>> James: I COULD SEE US CRUSHING THE MORNING.
>> WHAT ARE WE WAKING UP TO THAT.
>> GOOD QUESTION.
>> WHAT TIME DO YOU THINK WE WOULD HAVE TO GET OUT OF BED.
>> James: I THINK WE ARE UP AT 4:00.
>> WOW.
>> YOU AND JAMES ARE IN HAIR AND MAKEUP AT 4:30 A.M.
>> SOUNDS LIKE A DISASTER.
>> THIS IS NOT GOING TO WORK.
>> James: COME ON, ONCE FOR CHARITY.
WE'LL FIND THE ANGLE.
>> OKAY, FOR CHARITY.
>> James: WE'LL FIND THE ANGLE.
IT WILL BE LIKE A CHARITY THAT HELPS KIDS HAVE A RIDE ON A
HORSE, SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
EVERY CHILD SHOULD HAVE THE RIGHT TO RIDE A HORSE ONCE.
>> YEP.
>> James: AND WE BELIEVE IN THAT, AND THAT IS WHAT WE ARE
DOING.
IF THEY DON'T WANT TO MAKE THE CHANGE, SHAME ON THEM.
>> YEP.
>> YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT GET ON YOUR HIGH HORSE, HELPING AMERICA
SADDLE UP ONE YOUTH AT A TIME?
>> James: THAT'S IT, EXACTLY IT.
(APPLAUSE) THAT'S EXACTLY IT.
WE WILL NOT REST UNTIL EVERY CHILD IN AMERICA HAS HAD THE
CHANCE TO RIDE A HORSE.
>> SEAT AND SADDLE.
>> James: YEAH.
>> ONLY YOU CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN, ROB.
>> James: HOW ARE WE GOING, GUILLERMO, ANY BABY YET?
>> NOT YET, NOT YET.
>> ANY DAY NOW.
>> James: WHERE ARE WE AT, WHEN IS THE DUE DATE.
>> WEDNESDAY.
>> James: THE DUE DATED IS WEDNESDAY.
>> SO IT WILL BE TOMORROW.
>> James: YOU THINK IT WILL BE TOMORROW?
>> YEAH, OBVIOUSLY.
>> James: WHY WILL IT BE TOMORROW?
>> JUST FEELS RIGHT.
>> James: HAVE YOU BEEN TOLD SOMETHING, HAVE YOU BEEN GIVEN A
HEADS UP IT IS COMING TOMORROW?
>> IT IS HIGHLY POSSIBLE THAT TOMORROW IS, YOU KNOW SHALL-- .
>> James: I SAW KATE, OUR SEGMENT PRODUCER ON THE SHOW WHO
USED TO BE THE DRUMMER IN THE BEASTIE BOY, SHE CAME IN TODAY
WITH HER 6th.
SHE IS ABSOLUTELY-- HOW, DID YOU HAVE A LITTLE.
>> SHE SOUNDS GREAT.
>> KILLED IT.
>> James: THIS IS WHAT THEY ARE MISSING IN THE MORNING.
>> THEY DON'T HAVE A BAND ON THEIR MORNING SHOW.
>> James: WOULD THEY GIVE US LIKE HALF AN HOUR?
>> I THINK YOU COULD DO LIKE THE LIVE WITH KELLY VERSION.
I DONE THINK YOU COULD DO THE CBS THIS MORNING.
>> James: ISN'T THAT DREW BARRYMOORE.
>> THAT IS AN AFTERNOON SHOW.
>> James: IS IT.
>> MAYBE IT IS MORK IN NEW YORK, IT SAUL OVER THE BOARD.
>> James: WHAT IS THE MORNING.
>> LET'S MAKE A DEAL, "THE PRICE IS RIGHT,."
>> James: I THINK THERE SAY SWEET SPOT THERE WHERE YOU KNOW,
THERE ARE KIDS OUT THERE WHO HAVE NEVER--
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: FINE FOR YOU IN YOUR IVORY TOWER OVER THERE.
YOUR KIDS CAN RIDE A HORSE WHENEVER THEY WANT.
THERE ARE KIDS OUT THERE WHO HAVE NEVER HAD THE CHANCE TO SIT
ON A HORSE.
>> James: [BLEEP] WE ARE GOING TO GET ITNESS WITH YEAH, LET'S
DO IT.
>> James: I WILL NOT REST.
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: UNTIL EVERY CHILD IN AMERICA HAS SAT ON A HORSE.
>> GOT SOME TRACTION ON THAT WE CAN GET A HALF HOUR.
>> THERE IS HISTORICAL PRECEDENT, LOOKS LIKE WE COULD
GET 30 MINUTES ON CBS THIS MORNING, JAMES CORDEN HOSTING.
>> WOW.
>> FOR THE CHILDREN.
>> James: THIS ISN'T A BIG THING TOR ME.
(LAUGHTER) LOU, HOW MANY SUGAR CUBES CAN
YOU GET?
>> AS MANY AS YOU WANT.
>> James: HAVE YOU KEPT ALL THOSE CARROTS FROM WHEN WE DID
THE BAD BUNNY RABBIT SKETCH.
WE'RING GOING TO NEED THEM.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUMP INTO THE HEADLINES, IT'S SPRING BREAK AND
THINGS ARE GETTING OUT OF CONTROL DOWN IN FLORIDA IN AN
ATTEMPT TO REDUCE CROWD SIZES MIAMI BEACH JUST DECLARED A
STATE OF EMERGENCY AND HAS SET AN 8 P.M. CURFEW, MAKES SENSE,
THOSE ARE TWO THINGSK SPRING BREAK CROWDS ARE GREAT AT.
OBEYING RULES AND CHECKING THE TIME.
I'M GENUINELY SURPRISED THE CITY WASN'T LIKE WE'VE GOT A STATE OF
EMERGENCY IN MIAMI BEACH.
YOU ALL AROUND PARTYING HARD ENOUGH.
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM.
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: IT'S SO SERIOUS THE MAYOR OF MIAMI BEACH IS URGING
SPRING BREAKERS TO PLEASE HAVE A KAITION RESPONSIBLY.
THERE IS NO WAY BEING THE MAYOR OF MIME'S BEACH IS A REAL JOB T
CAN'T BE.
THAT IS LIKE BEING THE MAYOR OF FLAVORTOWN.
WHAT RESPONSIBILITIES DOES THE MAYOR OF MIAMI BEACH, WHAT COULD
HE POSSIBLY HAVE?
>> MAKING SURE PITBULL'S SUIT IS AS WHIE AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE.
>> James: CRISP.
>> THAT HAS TO BE IT.
LAMBORGHINI RELATED TRAFFIC INCIDENTS, MAYBE.
>> James: THAT'S IT IN OTHER NEWS DONALD TRUMP IS PLANNING A
RETURN TO SOCIAL MEDIA AFTER BEING KICKED OFF FACE BK AND
TWITTER.
ACCORDING TO REPORTS HE PLANS TO LAUNCH HIS OWN SOCIAL MEDIA
NETWORK IN THE NEXT TWO TO THREE MONTHS.
I GUESS TRUMP IS TRYING TO DEVELOP A NEW PERSONA AS A TECH
MOGUL, THE WORST PART IN ALL OF THIS IS HE HAS ALREADY GOT MARK
ZUCKERBERG'S HAIRCUT.
>> Reggie: WOW.
LIKE THAT.
>> James: IN VACCINE NEWS A PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANY IS SET TO
BEGIN A CLINICAL TRIAL FOR WHAT COULD BECOME THE WORLD'S FIRST
ORAL COVID-19 VACCINE.
THAT'S RIGHT.
NO INJECTION NEEDED.
YES, SO GET READY TO SEE A LOT OF SELF YEAS OF THE BACK OF
PEOPLE'S THROATS.
I MEAN THIS IS GREATS.
I THINK MOST PEOPLE RIGHT NOW WILL BE WILLING TO GET A SHOT BY
BOW AND ARROW WITH A SYRINGE AT THE END IF IT GETS THE VACCINE
IN THEM.
THIS IS A HUGE SCIENTIFIC BREAKTHRUGH BUT IT IS GOING TO
RESULT IN QUITE A LOT OF CONFUSION FOR YOUR DRUG DEALER.
OKAY.
NOW LOOK, SOME OF THESE ARE COVID VACCINES.
SOME OF THEM ARE MOLLY.
TAKE A CHANCE.
AND IF YOU GAINED WEIGHT DURING YOUR TIME IN QUARANTINE, DO NOT
WORRY, YOU ARE NOT ALONE.
ACCORDING TO A NEW STUDY 61% OF AMERICANS SAID THAT THEY PUT ON
UNWANTED WEIGHT DURING THE PANDEMIC.
WERE PEOPLE JOGGING TO WORK BEFORE?
IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED?
IS THAT SHALL IT-- PLIES, HONESTLY, DON'T FEEL BAD IF YOU
PUT ON WEIGHT DURING A ONCE IN A LIFETIME PANDEMIC.
I ONCE PUT ON 29 POUNDS JUST BECAUSE A NEW SEASON OF THE BAKE
OFF STARTED.
MOVING ON, DR. ANTHONY FAUCI HAS BEEN THE FACE OF PUBLIC HEALTH
DURING THE PANDEMIC.
AND HE WILL SOON BE THE SUBJECT EVER A BRAND NEW CHILDREN'S BOOK
ALL ABOUT HIS LIFE.
MY KIDS ARE GOING TO SO EXCITED WHEN I TELL THEM ABOUT THIS.
(LAUGHTER) THE PERFECT GIFT FOR THAT
SPECIAL CHILD IN YOUR LIFE WHO LIKE ALL CHILDREN IS OBSESSED
WITH INFECTIOUS DISEASE EXPERTS.
IT MAKES SENSE CONSIDERING YOU CAN MAKE GREAT RHYMES OUT OF
FAUCI, SLOUCHY, GROUCHY, OUCHY.
>> PUT ON 29 POUNDS BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN SITTING ON MY COUCHE.
>> James: COUCHE, YEAH, WHAT IS THAT BOOK GOING TO BE?
Z.
>> SOLD OUT THE FIRST WEEK AND THEN AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE
FOREVER.
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: WE WANTED TO TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THIS.
A LONDON REAL ESTATE DEVELOPER ILLEGALLY TORE DOWN A PUB IN
2015 TO CONSTRUCT A NEW BUILDING, LEADING TO A SIX YEAR
LEGAL FIGHT WITH LOCALS WHO EVENTUALLY GOT A COMMISSION TO
FORCE THE DEVELOPER TO REBUILD THE PUB BRICK BY BRICK AND THAT
PUB WILL REOPEN NEXT MONTH.
AND THANK GOD BECAUSE THERE JUST AREN'T ENOUGH PUBS IN LONDON.
IT OFFICIALLY REOPENS NEXT MONTH.
UNTIL THEN THE LOCALS WILL HAVE BEEN DOING AN AMAZING JOB
DRINKING REMOTELY.
BUT I DO LIKE THIS.
I DO LIKE THIS, PUB DRASTIC, WHICH SAY GREAT NAME FOR A SHOW,
WE SHOULD MAKE THAT, CBS PRIME SHOW, PUB JUSTICE, ME AND QUEEN
LATIFAH.
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: PUB JUSTICE, WE'LL GET 15 SEASONS OUT OF THAT,
WON'T WE?
OUT OF PUB JUSTICE.
YOU'RE A COP ON PUB JUSTICE, WHAT DO YOU DO.
>> I AM LIKE IS WET WHISKEY OKAY OR DO YOU PREFER TOP SHELF AND I
PUNCH SOMEBODY IN THE FACE.
>> James: YES.
I THINK I'M BY THE BOOK.
I'M BY THE BOOK, YOU KNOW, COP AND QUEEN LATIFAH IS JUST A
MAVERICK WHO REFUSES TO PLAY BY THE RULES.
AND YOU WISH YOU COULD FIRE HER BUT BY GOD SHE GETS RESULTS.
>> YEAH.
>> James: I NEED HER OUT THERE ON THE STREET AND WE ARE AT THE
END OF EVERY EPISODE WE GO HEY, THAT IS PUB JUSTICE.
>> DON'T BE A WISE GUY WITH ME.
WE'RE LIKE WE GET RESULTS.
I'M GOING TO THE PUB.
>> WHAT WAS WITH THAT INN THAT MUG.
>> James: IT IS-- AND DID YOU SEE THIS, AS A NEW PROMOTION A
COMPANY THAT WRITES REVIEWS OF DIGITAL DEVICES IS OFFERING TO
PAY $2400 TO PEOPLE WHO ARE WILLING TO STAY AWAY FROM
SCREENS FOR 24 HOURS.
THE SO CALLED DIGITAL DETOX CHALLENGE INCLUDES AVOIDING
PHONES, TELEVISION, COMPUTERS AND SMART WATCHES.
I MEAN LOOK IF IT MEANS I HAVE TO GO 24 HOURS WITH MY PELOTON
FINE, IT WILL BE TOUGH BUT I WILL TRY.
WHO IN THE STUDIO COULD GO, COULD YOU GO 24 HOUR WAS
SCREENS, REG?
>> YEAH.
>> James: REALLY?
>> YEAH.
>> James: COULD YOU THOUGH.
>> IT'S ONLY 24 HOURS.
>> James: LONGER THAN YOU THINK.
MY MONEY SON MARK.
I DON'T IMAGINE MARK LOOKS TO THE SCREEN UNTIL HE COMES BACK
IN HERE.
>> I COULD DO IT.
>> James: GETS HOME, KILLS HIS DINNER.
>> I DON'T KNOW Y I IMAGINE MARK, LIVING ON SOME KIND OF
BEAUTIFUL ACREAGE AND GOES OUT AND KILLS WHAT HE EATS.
LAYS DOWN ON A RUG, WHILE ALL THREE OF HIS WIVES TEND TO HIM.
(LAUGHTER) IS THAT ABOUT RIGHT, MARK?
BANG ON.
WHERE, IS ABO IN HERE.
BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T DO 24 HOUR WAS SCREENS.
>> I MEAN, I COULD.
I WOULD PROBABLY GET IN TROUBLE HERE BUT I COULD DO IT.
>> James: WHAT ABOUT THE SCRIPTO CURRENCIES, THOUGH MAN.
>> HONESTLY, THAT WOULD BE THE HARDEST PART.
>> James: HOW MUCH TIME ARE YOU SPENDING LOOKING AT THE UPS
AND DOWNS OF KRIPTDO-- CRYPTO CURRENCY.
>> ST PROBABLY THE NUMBER ONE USE OF SCREEN TIME RIGHT NOW.
>> James: REALLY, BITCOINS, ATHERIEUM.
>> CHAIN LINK, CHECK DR. DR. -- WEARY ALL IN.
>> James: DAVID SPADE, ROB COULDN'T DO T HE CAN'T FALL
ASLEEP UNLESS HE'S WATCHING GILMORE GIRLS.
JOEL COULDN'T DO 24 HOURS.
HE'S GOT TO KEEP UP WITH HIS ONLYFANS PAGE.
LAUREN, YOU COULDN'T DO IT, COULD YOU.
YOU COULDN'T DO 24 HOURS.
FOR $2400 COULD YOU DO IT.
>> YES, YES, I COULD.
>> James: LAUREN IS ACTUALLY THE PERSON WHO LEAVES ALL THE
KIDNAP ONEDIRECTION COMMENTS ON THE YOUTUBE VIDEO.
>> Reggie: SO MANY.
>> James: COULD YOU DO IT PETE, 24 HOURS WITHOUT
TECHNOLOGY.
>> FOR $2400.
>> James: YEAH.
>> SURE.
>> James: WHAT ABOUT YOUR HILLARY CLINTON FACEBOOK GROUP.
DID YOU KNOW PETE RUNS THE HILLRY CLINTON FACEBOOK GROUP
CALLED THE PAINT SUIT NATION?
-- PANTSUIT NATION.
>> James: ABSOLUTELY TRUE.
HE DIDN'T EVEN, HE HAD APPLE MUSIC.
HE CANCELLED IT.
GOT SPOTIFY WHEN SHE STARTED DOING THE PODCAST.
>> SOMEBODY'S GOT TO DO IT.
>> James: CECE, COULD YOU DO IT, 24 HOURS.
>> I THINK I COULD DO IT.
>> James: I DON'T THINK YOU COULD GO SIX HOURS WITHOUT
WATCHING A VIDEO OF ANIMALS WHO BECOME UNLIKELY FRIENDS.
>> YOU GOT ME.
YES.
>> James: A LION AND A GOAT, TECHNICALLY HE SHOULD EAT HIM
BUT LOOK, THEY LOVE EACH OTHER.
AND FINALLY THERE IS A NEW INVENTION WE WANTED TO TELL YOU
ALL ABOUT.
TATTOOS THAT INTENTIONALLY FADE, ONE TATTOO STUDIO HAS PATENTED A
MAID TO FADE PRODUCT THAT LASTS IN THE SKIN FOR SOMEWHERE
BETWEEN 9 TO 15 MONTH.
GREAT IDEA, IMAGIN GETTING YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S NAME TATTOOED IN
INK AND COMING BACK LIKE BABE, I DID THIS FOR YOU.
YEAH, YOU AND ME.
9 TO 15 MONTHS.
IT'S PERFECT IF YOU WANT TO GET THAT STAMP BUT A YEAR LATER
MAYBE YOU'RE NOT QUITE AS MUCH OF A TRAMP.
I WISH HI KNOWN ABOUT THIS.
I WISH THEY HAD HAD THAT OPTION BEFORE BEN AFFLECK AND I GOT OUR
MATCHING BACK TATTOOS.