(laughing)
- Hold on-
- [Penn] Is that what it's supposed to look like?
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- Hey! You.
- Welcome to Nailed It!
- Where we try anything anyone asks us to do.
- And this week someone asked us to make a Lucky Charms pie!
- Even if it's something we would never, ever, ever, ever,
ever, ever, ever put into our bodies.
- Okay, let me make this clear
- Okay.
- Lucky Charms is my childhood favorite cereal.
- Oh was it?
- They are magically delicious,
but in our family, well, the two of us,
we're trying to not eat wheat, sugar,
- Processed food
- Processed food, dairy we're cutting down on...
This recipe
- Has everything.
- Is literally nothing but wheat,
processed food, sugar, dairy.
- Artificial flavor food coloring.
- I also hate marshmallows.
- How do you hate marshmallows?
- They make me gag.
So, I have a gag reflex. And this and
bubblegum are the 2 number one triggers for gag reflexes.
- They'll be melted.
- Still, gag.
So, what are these things called?
- It's Lucky Charms pie.
So, here's the thing.
It was sent to us like a weird Facebook video and
I couldn't find it written down anywhere but
I found a Youtube tutorial in Spanish.
- Good! And we both speak excellent Spanish.
- I speak a little Spanish.
So, we're gonna - Yes.
- Let's listen to it.
- She looks like she really knows what she is doing.
And hers turned out great. I speak a little Spanish so,
I've kind of translated the directions as I hear them.
What could go wrong?
Here are the ingredients:
Lucky Charms cereal, 3 ounces of butter.
Butter!
One tablespoon of vanilla.
- Mommy's homemade vanilla.
- Yes.
- Healthiest thing we have in here, I think.
- A cup of milk.
Which we're just going to use Half-and-Half because
that's all I have.
Seven cups of mini-marshmallows.
Two bars of cream cheese.
A cup of half-and-half.
- Back to that?
- Back to that.
Four different colors of food coloring.
A pan. She uses, like, a plastic one but
we're just gonna use this.
And that's it!
- Bowls.
- Bowls. Okay, the first thing we do is we're gonna
separate the Charms from the cereal.
They're magically delicious.
- Yeah.
- Oh my gosh.
- They're always after me lucky charms.
- Oh, man. This brings back the memories.
- So, this is gonna take... are you kidding me?
- A year and a half. Just, suck it up.
- This is what we call the riveting part.
- (mocking)
So, we have separated
- And we are still married - And we are still married.
- Barely.
It looks so delicious.
Okay.
I don't think I've blended it enough.
- Sure you did. There.
- [Kim] Okay, get a little spatula and kind of spoon it out.
Not that kind of spatula.
Like, the plastic kind of spatula.
Not that kind of plastic spatula.
- The rubber spatula. This is not called a spatula.
- [Kim] Yeah, it is.
- Look it up.
- [Kim] It's called a spatula.
- [Penn] No. This is a little cookie thing.
There's not enough butter.
All of it?
- [Kim] Yeah.
- [Penn] It's still, honey, that's the majority of the pan.
- [Kim] Maybe I should get a bigger pan?
This is a bigger pan.
- [Penn] I mean, this is an aggressive amount of crust.
- [Kim] Here, use this other cake pan to press it down.
- [Penn] More dishes!
- Okay, not I'm going to take one cup of milk.
We're gonna use Almond Milk instead of regular milk.
'cause we healthy.
Let's just add the whole thing... it'll be fine.
I'm gonna do this and it's gonna melt and be delish'
So, now I have to take the cream cheese and
half-and-half and blend that together.
- Like this?
- [Kim] Close enough.
This looks a lot like cottage cheese.
What we're gonna do is I'm going to put it in
the bowl that's hot and maybe it will melt it.
- [Penn] Is it supposed to go in there?
- [Kim] You just have to blend them.
- [Penn] Oh. Then yeah, we're good.
- Does that look right?
- [Penn] Sure.
- Okay, we need four bowls.
So, this is where we're gonna divide up this mixture into
these four bowls for our four colors.
Get some red. We're striving for purple here.
Okay, that's purple.
The next step she does is she puts all the icing in
these little ziplock bags and pipes them on there.
- Why?
- But don't you feel like we can just pour it in there?
- Yes.
- Okay, that's a step -- I legit don't understand that step.
So, I think we just pour them on and spread them out.
- Yeah
- Right?
- Yeah! With the spatula.
(whispers) Not a spatula.
- Purple first.
Yeah, see? It's only the teeniest bit lumpy.
Yeah, I'm gonna spread it out.
Oh!
- [Penn] Don't mix it in.
- So, we've discovered the error in our ways.
- Let's just pour them all on top of each other and
see what happens.
See it's pouring everywhere.
- [Kim] I mean...
- Final layer. Now put these on top!
- [Kim] Yeah.
- What's the vanilla extract for?
- [Kim] Oh! We forgot the vanilla extract.
- Where's that supposed to go?
- [Kim] That's fine! I mean, you don't really need it.
- Here, I'll just chuck a little in here real quick.
- [Kim] Laughing.
- How much are we supposed to have?
- [Kim] A tablespoon.
- Alright so a dingadinadingdoo
- [Kim] (laughing) Okay, stop.
- That's about a tablespoon. Vanilla!
- [Kim] Let's make the top a little tie-dyed.
So it's like we meant to do this.
See? That looks cool!
- [Penn] Yes, and disgusting!
Nobody cares so much about this.
- [Kim] I really am.
- [Penn] I don't know...
- Okay, we put it in the freezer.
- [Penn] So, this is gonna be like ice cream?
- I don't know.
First of all it looks like I murdered a Smurf.
An hour and 30 minutes.
- [Penn] So, it's just in time for when the kids get home.
An hour and 30 minutes.
- Yeah, they'll have a healthy after school snack.
Right on top.
Okay, so we're gonna check back in an hour and a half.
- Okay, the kids are home, I'm wearing the same clothes -
Look how pretty mommy looks.
- We have a date night tonight.
- [Penn] It's like a 2 hour date night. Squeezing it in.
- We made a Lucky Charms pie that we saw off the internet.
Okay? Want me to show you the picture of
the one we made and what it's supposed to look like?
- [Penn] The kinds don't get excited
like this over cauliflower rice, do they?
- I know. I'm making red lentil pasta for
dinner for you guys.
So that's what it's supposed to look like.
- [Lola] Whoa!
- [Penn Charles] Okay, now I want it.
- [Kim] Okay, hold on. I gotta take it out.
So, what she did was she cut around the edge and
then she did this, she went, and then she went like (taps)
- [Lola] Yay!
- [Kim] (laughing) hold on.)
- [Penn] Is that what it's supposed to look like?
- [Kim] (laughing)
(laughing)
- [Penn] We just cleaned the kitchen up.
- [Kim] I know! - [Penn] We just did all this
- [Kim] Okay, wait, let me cut it open cause, hold on
Let me get a new knife. Do it like they did.
- [Penn] Ooh. Yum. Different colors of marshmallows!
- [Lola] Yes!
- [Penn] Okay, well I want you to raise your left hand.
I Lola,
- I Lola,
- [Penn] Will never eat anything this unhealthy again.
- This is my left hand.
Will never eat anything this unhealthy again.
- [Penn] Okay?
- Okay
- [Kim] It looks like... I don't even know what
it looks like.
- It's so good!
It tastes like sugar.
- Mmmm.
- What we have here is just a big pile of food coloring.
- Mhmm.
- Yeah, I have no words actually for how disgusting this is.
It is the most disgusting thing we've ever fed out children.
I'm feeling a little guilty. Um..
- Don't feel guilty.
- They're gonna have organic chicken and
red lentil pasta and broccoli for dinner.
- [Penn Charles] Yay!
- [Penn] Glad you're excited.
- Wow, this is disgusting.
Thanks for watching Nailed It!
We hope you liked our Lucky Charms pie.
- (gasps)
- Honey, we don't need to be eating that stuff.
Look at your mouth! You had an entire piece.
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